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    Posted: 04 July 2007 at 8:27pm
So today i went slip-n-sliding at my gf's house.  We used a couple tarps for the slide.  For extra slip, we used dish-soap.  So we did that for about an hour or so, and then watched Transformers.  During the movie, i noticed a very tingly-painful sensation in my penis, toward the tip.  I ignored it.  After the movie ended, i told her i had to pee.  I then went into the bathroom (walking normal was very difficult)and checked myself for anything odd.  What i found was i have a rash (red, and spotty) all along the head of my penis.  Now i haven't been sexually active in about a month, so i don't think it's an std (although possible). 

TL;DR:  Can dish soap cause an irritation to the skin, more along the penile area?

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Probably an allergic reaction.

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Soap could have gotten inside. That hurts. Should go away in a day or two.
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Soap of any sort in the urethra is a bad, painful idea. That's my bet on what happened.
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You're probably going through a natural sex change.

Don't worry, it happens to a lot of animal species.
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ya, its happend to me before with shampoo, it sucks but it goes away
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Originally posted by FROG MAN FROG MAN wrote:

ya, its happend to me before with shampoo, it sucks but it goes away
alright, so it's definately a mild allergic reaction, and should go away in a few days.  I'm satisfied.

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Were you sliding naked or what?
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Well, I know some STD's take around a month to take effect... BUT unless you were with a total... <insert person who sleeps around to much> I doubt it would be a STD, though possible. This is a personal question but, do you use protection?

Though it is most likely a irritation don't count out STD's.
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Soap in your urethra sings, BADLY like needles going in you. Go pee once or twice and it will go away. Then you will feel what its like to get gonorrhea.  
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Are you talking about a real slip n' slide or is that a sexual position?
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Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Probably an allergic reaction.
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Originally posted by 636andy636. 636andy636. wrote:

Soap in your urethra sings, BADLY like needles going in you. Go pee once or twice and it will go away. Then you will feel what its like to get gonorrhea.  

yea, down a few glasses of water, you should be able to flush it out in no time. if it doesn't go away, see a doc, but it's probally just the soap.
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Just put your penis in some CLR, it'll clear it right out.
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Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:

Well, I know some STD's take around a month to take effect... BUT unless you were with a total... <insert person who sleeps around to much> I doubt it would be a STD, though possible. This is a personal question but, do you use protection?

Though it is most likely a irritation don't count out STD's.
I do use protection.  And the girl i'm with, i know for sure she has no std's.  I'm pretty certain it's not an std.

however, i think it may have been me using a pair of trunks that where dirty.  It could be the case.  If it doesn't get better by tomorrow, i'll go see a doctor.  Until then, Benadryl is my best friend.
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Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Probably an allergic reaction.

i bet it's that.

example: i'm allergic to Cheer detergent. so any piece of clothing that i put on with cheer detergent...i break out in a really bad rash.
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Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Probably an allergic reaction.

i bet it's that.

example: i'm allergic to Cheer detergent. so any piece of clothing that i put on with cheer detergent...i break out in a really bad rash.

Haha, same thing here.

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Originally posted by sporx sporx wrote:

Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Probably an allergic reaction.

i bet it's that.

example: i'm allergic to Cheer detergent. so any piece of clothing that i put on with cheer detergent...i break out in a really bad rash.

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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Just put your penis in some CLR, it'll clear it right out.
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Its the soap.It sucks i feel for ya.

I think your supposed to use baby oil on homemade slip n slides.
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