paddys day+ boston+ lesbian wingman=win

Topic says it all...

Motion to rename merc "American Scotchy." 

Girls make the best wingmen as long as they're aggressive about it and don't make you look like a couple. I've had both experiences, but more of the last.

My paddy's day sucked. Got to hang out with some old friends, but my friend started playing matchmaker halfway through the night trying to hook me up with one of her friends who's way older than me. I hate those situations because the nice guy I am conflicts with the side of me that doesn't want to drag out conversation over FB for weeks when I know what my answer is.

On top of that I t-boned a woman at an intersection in my new car, drank Mike's Hard Lemonwater all night and ended up with a terrible drunk and a hangover that I'm still not quite over. Getting old suuuucckkksss.

Hope everyones ok stratoaxe and hope you weren't dui. Metal and plastic can be replaced easy enough but I know its gotta suck.




The one on the left is my friend, the two on the right she almost got to come home with us. I have a great pic of my friend but its of her peeing her pants in the shower and I'm not allowed to post it on the internet...

We got a tour around the city in a police car after we got off at the wrong t stop and asked for directions.

Also got to go up in the clock tower right next to quincy market and look over the festivities.

Thanks Merc, yeah I was sober just made a stupid decision to cross 3 lanes of what I thought was stopped traffic, but the third didn't see me. Couldn't be mad at anyone but myself :P

My string of luck with this car is almost unbelievable. Someone keyed my back right fender, a detail shop waxed the racing stripe and messed it up on the roof, the rear tires were bald so I ended up buying my new wheels much more premature than I had hoped (car only had 19K on what the monkey) and I hear it's supposed to hail where I work tonight.

That's all considering I've never even scratched my other cars, they were all mint when I traded them...

Edited by stratoaxe - 19 March 2012 at 6:12pm

I spent mine in Budapest, and the nightlife aspect was surprisingly lame.  The city has so many bars, that no one can decide which one to go to.  Instead, what you get is a bunch of bars with only a couple of people in them and masses of people wandering the streets in circles looking for a bar that has people in it, which of course they don't find because everyone is out wandering.  

Ceesman762 wrote: tallen702 wrote: agentwhale007 wrote: Motion to rename merc "American Scotchy."  Seconded. Third! Pics or shens!

As Forum President I declare motion carried and direct immediate implementation.

Isn't it "Yea?"

Anyway, Yea/Yay.

usafpilot07 wrote: I vote Nay. There can only be one.

Awww snap! A dis to Merc and a highlander reference about a Scotsman all in one post? DAYAM!!!!!!!

Excellent taste in cider. My campus pub serves it on tap.