unsticky now. this is stupid. if u wana be retarded go ahead but dont sticky it so we all have to look at it.

-Kasey

Koolit32 wrote: OGM UNSTICKY OR I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR DOG!!!!!111111111

What if he doesn't have a dog.

A bat

Funny words

• Banana
• Bowling Ball
• Broccoli
• Chia-pet
• Chicken
• Corn
• Cow
• Crusty
• Dastardly
• Emu
• Eskimo
• Fluffy
• Frugal
• Frumpy
• Goat
• Goulash
• Grunion
• Hardy
• Jell-O mold
• Loaf
• Monkey + (anything)
• Mutant
• Pants
• Prune
• Smörgåsbord
• Sock puppet
• Sparkle
• Spiffy
• Spork
• Strudel
• Waffle iron
• Weasel

Crack yourself up...

- Newest Words -

Bell end - Something you call people you don't like, or if they're just annoying you
submitted by Mr Penis

Deluckchuck - Good bye
submitted by whitney

Hip to the Jive - Anything that you find cool or awesome
submitted by Katie

Involbed - Sleepin / in bed, as in involved in bed....
submitted by Kim

Ju baager - Selfish or arrogant
submitted by keira leonard

Mantasmagorical - That's awesome!
submitted by boogerbear

Meaner - A mean person
submitted by Joe

Mingrat - An ugly person
submitted by Couchy

Strumpet - A loose, skanky person
submitted by busty la rue

acerose

Like a needle.

archbishopric

The region over which an archbishop reigns.

assonance

A crappy rhyme where only the vowels match, like "poop chute."

Balzac

A 19th-century French novelist.

coccyx

Otherwise known as the tailbone. Strangely enough, the number of parts varies from about 1 to 3 in humans.

cock-a-leekie

A Scottish soup made with capons and leeks. Usage: "I certainly had my fill of cock-a-leekie that day."

cockchafer

A maybug, or May beetle. One of those words, when you find out what it means, you try to work into every conversation, as in, "I think there's a cockchafer on that windowsill." Because it appears in the English translation of an Aloysius Bertrand poem (which is itself inspired by a line in Faust) on which Ravel set a piano piece, I got to use this word in program notes for my second semester piano recital in undergrad. Martha Argerich's recording of this piece is amazing.

commodious

Comfortable, spacious, convenient.

dinghy

A small boat, like a rubber life raft.

ditty

A short, simple tune, like those used in ad campaigns, or words of a poem intended to be sung, or a short saying.

dongle

An early copy protection hardware device, required by some games in order to play. Nowadays, just about any stupid little accessory needed for a peripheral to function correctly, like a special connector.

functor

A not-so-dirty-sounding but funny word. A map between categories, taking objects to objects and morphisms to morphisms so that everything commutes in the way one would expect. This word is what got me through category theory.

futtock

A curved piece of wood that makes up the bottom of a ship.

hairy woodpecker

A woodpecker with a large, long beak.

humuhumunukunukuapuaa

According to a friend, what a Hawaiian male bee says to the female bee right before ejaculation. According to the dictionary, the Hawaiian state fish, a very pretty snout-nosed triggerfish.

masticate

A synonym of my last name. Noun forms include mastication and masticator. Hilariously enough, the part of the machine used by loggers to shred trees (e.g., a Hydro Ax 621) is called a mastication head.

mukluk

Okay, so it doesn't really sound dirty, but according to Krusty (and I agree), this word is hilarious. Merriam-Webster has this down as Eskimo boots, but the more PC definition would be Inuit boots, I guess. Incidentally, The Fast Runner, a three-hour long epic filmed entirely in Inuktitut, features many gorgeous scenes of sunlight filtering through blocks of ice in igloos, and good-looking people wearing mukluks.

nutcracker

A tool for cracking nuts. In the nutcracker pictured below, the nut goes in the jaw, which closes and cracks the nut when the lever in the back drops. Also a Tchaikovsky ballet (in which the eponymous wooden hero comes to life and slays some rats (not with his jaw, which was injured cracking nuts)), and a bird related to the magpie.

penal

Relating to punishment. Below is a infamous ex-penal colony in San Francisco. It is now a tourist attraction.

pianist

One who plays the piano. The man below is a great one.

prolix

Verbose, as in "He really likes dating people who are prolix."

puckfist

An arrogant jerk, or a puffball of spores. Somehow this word reminds me of that story on the Onion about the mom who is just learning to curse, but occasionally screws up. Also, I can't seem to find the "arrogant jerk" definition on the web, but that's the first definition I learned, and I'm sticking with it.

quondam

Former.

testy

Irritable.

Titicaca

A beautiful lake between Peru and Bolivia, with floating islands. From The Simpsons episode, The Old Man and the 'C' Student:

Chalmers:	Laugh it up, you punks, 'cause you and Jan Murray 
		here just cost our town the Olympics.
Bart:		Hey, Chalmers, where are you from?
Chalmers:	Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball state, then 
		made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania.  Uh, why 
		do you ask?
		[Bart is about to say something when Skinner Quickly 
		puts his hand over his mouth] 
Skinner:	Uh, don't worry, sir.  I'll teach these children 
		some respect for their town.  I'm assigning each of 
		you 20 hours of Community Service.
		[the children walk offstage, groaning and moaning] 
Ralph:		Intercourse?
Chalmers:	Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at lake Titicaca.
		[to Bart] Let's see you make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart guy. [Bart
		looks at Skinner to see if he can, and Skinner waves his hands "no"] 

titmouse

A small bird with a long tail and a relatively short beak, related to the chickadee.

titter

A nervous or restrained laugh or giggle, or to laugh in such a manner.

titular

In title only, or relating to the title, as in "Rhodes became a titular archbishopric in 1797."

Uranus

Seventh planet from the sun. The rings around Uranus are made of ice particles. The picture below is genuine, but color-enhanced. Also, father of Cronus (and the Titans) and husband or son of Gaea in Greco-Roman mythology. Also, an extension of Prolog, so in theory one could learn to program in Uranus.

uvula

The small flap of skin resembling a punching bag at the back of one's throat. This one's bifurcated.

wingding

A crazy party, or an early, ugly Windows font with lots of symbols.

pants         waffle          loofa              lumpy
 
monkey        fouton          pumpkin pie        hockey

gumbo         gingivitis      slap-happy         chihuahua

pedantic      eurotrash       stethoscope        psychobabble

gravy         shoe horn       jelly donut        banana

oven mitt     shampoo         burrito            reconnoiter

dinghy        fjord           bolshevik          octagonal

clambake      ointment        banjo              tome

cous-cous     sponge          foible             lemur

unwieldy      ogre            yak                fluffy

fuzzy         Guido           foliage            beans

pancake       muffin          burlap             guava

sea monkey    Montana         paraphernalia      pi

thwart        trousers        flapjack           lull

polyurethane  proverbial      gnu                quaff

yiddish       Pakistan        wheat              floppy

oyster        pedestrians     clowns             bogies

scrappy       forks           bicuspid           bungle

spatula       ninja           nutmeg             elasticity

kebabs        apparatus       hippopotamus       falafel

aardvark      chrysanthemum   appendix           amphibian

absane
Absurd; insane
The price of gas nowadays is just absane!
Submitted by Angie F.

administrivia
Mundane details about company policies and procedures
It is often hard to get through the workday without getting bogged down with administrivia.
Submitted by Gordon B.

choochie
A hotshot; a self-enthusiast
Easy there, Choochie!
Submitted by Steve

clammerwhirl
Going around quickly in circles
I tried to get the chores done in 30 minutes, but only accomplished a major clammerwhirl.
Submitted by D. Scheeler

closicle
A combination closet and cubicle; where many workers spend their day
I can't wait to get to work every day and sit in my closicle.
Submitted by Norma L.

crexy
Creepy, yet sexy
That guy who was just hitting on you was crexy.
Submitted by Eme

detaillic
Full of details
My sister's little dollhouse is very detaillic.
Submitted by H. Gross

dramastic
Combination of dramatic and drastic
When Sara decided to cut her long hair and dye it, it was a very dramastic change.
Submitted by Ashley M.

e-versing
To converse using e-mail
I was e-versing with Tina at work about what happened this weekend.
Submitted by M. Mungo

exiversary
The anniversary of when you and your ex broke up
Bryan and I just celebrated our one year exiversary.
Submitted by Shanny K.

fernident
Dents furniture leaves in your carpet
The furnidents were still there after I moved the couch and vacuumed.
Submitted by Mary

frumble
A frown and a mumble at the same time
She game me the most awful of frumbles.
Submitted by J. Gibbons

geeology
Study of womderment
"I always wanted to be a geeologist, said the magician.
Submitted by J. Elliott

goot
To come out of a bottle very slowly or not at all, the to come out very fast
The catsup gooted out of the bottle.
Submitted by L. Blansett

hiscarious
So funny it's scary
Thinking back on Florida and the election, that's hiscarious!
Submitted by Shaheen L.

instamatical
Extremely quick; rapid
If we went to internet voting, the results would be instamaitcal.
Submitted by M. Pegler

jickly
Very, very ticklish
That man is very jickly.
Submitted by Sara

knit-knots
Knots in your knitting
I had to unravel all my knitting because it was full of knit-knots.
Submitted by Julie L.

lefterly
Moving in a lefterly direction when you're not sure whether you mean east or west
Follow this road and continue heading in a lefterly direction.
Submitted by Sara

lucksury
Lottery winner
The lottery winner stayed in the lucksury suite.
Submitted by J. Elliott

oliphantocrocosaurus
Mythical word for an unknown African animal
We saw several oliphantocrocosauruses today.
Submitted by Bill deW., South Africa

pshopping
Shopping in a physical store
My computer crashed so I had to go pshopping at the mall.
Submitted by B. Mulcahy

shoesiewoosies
A cute way of saying shoes
I can't find my shoesiewoosies. I need help!
Submitted by Jazz

squirdle
To scoot into or out of something
You can get in there, but you might have to squirdle in.
Submitted by Jessica C.

stunny
Stupid in a funny way
When he did that he looked so stunny.
Submitted by Caroline

suave
A forgotten synonym for cool
We've got to bring the word suave back into popularity!
Submitted by Tigger

transmuters
Commuters who transmit data from laptops while commuting
All the people riding the ferry to San Francisco are transmuters.
Submitted by Colleen

whopjawed
Out of kilter, off center, out of whack
I noticed in the mall parking lot most people are parked whopjawed.
Submitted by B. Shell

yibbling
To eat noisily
His yibbling caused much distress to the people in the expensive restaurant.
Submitted by C. Jackson

zonkers
WOW!
"Zonkers, that's a big cat!"

Have fun with your funny words