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BigGun 
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 Topic: America’s Dumbest...Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:27pm |
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I got this from one of my buddies today. Thought it was pretty funny.
CALLAWAY, Fla. -- Help, police, someone stole my pot! A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it. "They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force. Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia. According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft. Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions. They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.
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pballa j.r.
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:33pm |
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Lol, sounds like some people around here.
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paintballman_13
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:34pm |
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I saw that on cnn a few days ago.
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rootsradicals
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:40pm |
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ha
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BARREL BREAK
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:40pm |
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MROD
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:43pm |
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Doesn't surprise me. funny, nonetheless.
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I need to find smaller pictures for my profile.
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evil_fingers
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:46pm |
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Eh, that happens to every city and town across the US. |
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Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 10:47pm |
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Sweet
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6,600 posts. I need a lifE
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Bass654321
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 11:09pm |
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. I once saw a show on FX where a guy tried to rob a police station.
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evil_fingers
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 11:20pm |
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Lol, thats a common story. |
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Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 11:45pm |
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That is because pot makes you stupid.
No matter how much pot heads will try to tell you it's harmless, it kills brain cells, as this evidence shows. I know a kid that used to be very bright. Then he got started smoking a lot of pot. Now he's dumb as a post. His brain just doesn't function correctly anymore. Stay off the pot or someone will be posting a similar story about you on the internet. |
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pb125
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Posted: 08 December 2004 at 12:13am |
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Thanks. God. -Me |
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DBibeau855
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Posted: 08 December 2004 at 1:03am |
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pot makes you stupid one of the symtoms is putting "-me" at the end of every post
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98c Dude13
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Posted: 08 December 2004 at 7:06am |
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One time when we aere video taping my scince fair experiment I did a catwalk on my bike in the background and fell and smacked my head on the ground.
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Posted: 08 December 2004 at 7:09am |
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lol
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Posted: 08 December 2004 at 7:11am |
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Complete idiots.
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Posted: 08 December 2004 at 7:13am |
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Sounds like some kids in my school. They walk in all stoned and they can barely stand and stuff...
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Posted: 08 December 2004 at 9:33am |
Please do. Pot is not worth the headaches. Trust me. |
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Posted: 08 December 2004 at 9:42am |
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^^^ Amen to that. It just isn't worth it.
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"If you make it idiot proof, they'll make a better idiot."
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Posted: 08 December 2004 at 3:16pm |
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1 time on cops there was a fat cop chasing a perp ad the perp
jumps a fence the fat cop gets to the fence looks at the camera and says some of them just get away Edited by slacker guy |
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