Cammo

So I was thinking about how to cammo myself at my new house. Its a feild and its flat. Then I thought, I should get a bunch of cows and a cow sute and wear it and hide with the cows.

Edited by plasoccri

ahhhhhhhhhh

^too late

wont let me

 

yea....sure....you are

I actually got accused of the cow suit thing once.  It's a long story and I won't go into it other than to say I had some very paranoid folks working for me at one time and it was part of my job to check up on them without being seen.

I did not actually dress as a cow.  I did, however, low crawl across an open, flat field, through 2 foot high scrub grass and fresh cow pies to get close enough to observe them.

No stampede risk really.  They (the cows) pretty much ignored me.  I assume they were used to the smell of people.  Also I was careful to make no sudden moves or loud noises. 

Unless you are extremely huge and have the same length arms as your legs, the idea wouldn't work so well. I also think you would get stampeded  if you started ripping a paintball guna nd having paintballs hit the cows from people shooting at you.