This sounds totally retarded but...

This Idea seems totally retarded even to me. And I thought it up! I was trying to think up a cheap, quick, and easy was to make 3-D camo. so here is what came to mind. Get one of those pumpy weed killer spraytank thingys that you use to spray chemical treatments on plants with. (like Diazanon sp) and put a crap load of super glue in it. OK, then go out in the forest, and find a good spot. Hose the ground down with the glue till you have a spot about 4'-6' X 3'-4' then wait for the sklizzle to dry. then when its dry pick up the solid piece and SEW it to the back (And front or whatever you want) of a shirt/pants or whatever. Remember now, I pulled this one from way deep out of my butt, so what do you think. I know there will be logistical problems like finding that much glue and a coorasponding spray thingy, but is it theoretically possible?

Edited by jdog

interesting i guese.....
\You could go on www.Cabelas.com and buy pants and a shirt for 12 bucks.

super glue dries fast it would dry while you were putting it in the spray thing lol

wouldnt that be like wearing something as stiff as plywood on your back, i mean think about it. lots of places sell 3-d cammo suits pretty cheap, i got one from bass pro shops for under $40, and it works great. its made out of bug screen, so its not hot at all

The closest thing I can think of that comes close to what your asking is a paint kit that can be pruchased at any auto supply store....I wouldnt say it will give you that 3d effect but, it does change colors when looking at it in different angles. 

the paint kits are awsome, i painted my spyder with it.  changes from green to purple, but is moreless green.  i would have to say that if you want camo that noone is going to see you in, go with the guille suit.  me, i just have the BDUs and the flurry industries vest.  but if u figure this out, it would be cool.  but wouldn't you have to consider the cost of the glue and the sprayer?  then the fact that the thing would be constantly falling apart.  I don't know where to get any guilly suits, but here are some sites for some vests that i think you would like.  www.flurryindustries.com  and www.cops911.com 

All that glue might be more expensive than just buying a camo outfit.  Anyways the glue probably wouldn't be very flexible.

or you couldput the glue on you and do the worm (or other stylish dance) in the woods

or, coat your shirt in glue, THEN roll in the leaves and stuff. that way, it will be more life like, and give you a more consistent, natural pattern. or just get some digital BDU's.

john.

think those spray packs would make a decent close range weapon? room clearing?...of course, its kinda a waste of round-up....