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    Posted: 25 March 2005 at 9:40pm
Have any of you ever found oyt somethign creepy out about your parents?

I just found out that my parents went to concerts i wish i could have gone too.

Black Sabath, Rolling Stones, Led Zeplin, Purple HAze, and they saw jimmy hendrixand steve miller.

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That's scary?

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My mom smoked pot in college and was a... "Ho"
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Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

My mom smoked pot in college and was a... "Ho"

very interesting
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Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

That's scary?


they both just turned 55

on top of that they were married for 20 years before i was born and i am an only child

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MY dad was wrestling with this one guy, and got his nuts smashed in 2 months before he impregnated my mom with me.

My mom beat some guy with a cane because he was being sexist.

My mom owns a prettier paintball gun than me.

My dad can drinkg 6 beers and still drive normally(not that he makes a practice out of it, he just can)

Thats all I can think of.

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Originally posted by A-5 08 A-5 08 wrote:

Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

That's scary?


they both just turned 55

on top of that they were married for 20 years before i was born and i am an only child


Yeah?......That is the music they are supposed to like.

You know what's scary? My father likes Dropkick Murphy's...
Que pasa?


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hades Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 March 2005 at 9:47pm
My mother was a test tube and my father a chimp.

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My mom used to be a huge pot head.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 636andy636 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 March 2005 at 9:53pm
Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

My mother was a test tube and my father a chimp.


oh it shows
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well, if you ever come across a tape labled "honeymoon", just put it back in the case and walk away...trust me....

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PlentifulBalls Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 March 2005 at 10:01pm
my dad was a frequent user of the reefer.

Burnt down a movie theater and almost did another.

Took pictures of naked turkish girls on his tour oof duty in the Army. He was sent to Turkey for NATO and used his Minolta camera to take pictures of girls changing.

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well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote You Wont See Me Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 March 2005 at 10:05pm
Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

My mother was a test tube and my father a chimp.
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Mom did some hardcore drugs.
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Us Turks are all hot.

Anyway, not scary but my parents married 10 days after they met.
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my dad was a huge stoner in high school

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote karnivor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 March 2005 at 10:50pm
your parents used to be pot head?

wow mine still are
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my dad who is 55 just recently quit smoking weed, my mom found his rolling papers in his truck
       
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my dad listens to air supply...
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