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    Posted: 10 April 2005 at 11:21pm
What do YOU think they're saying?

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John...it says I'm pregnant...
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Dose this have an actual answer?
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"John, I have been meaning to tell you something for some time now."
"Yes Bob?"
"I'm Homosexual, and quite attracted to you."
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Dude on left :

Hair club for men worked for me.

Dude on right :

Do they have anything other then a mullet ?

 

Damn, that was so not funny\

EDIT :  Another, simply put ..

"Thank you, come again"



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You need to cut off your mullet so your hair looks like mine.

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Originally posted by rockerdoode rockerdoode wrote:

John...it says I'm pregnant...

Oh man, thats almost perfect

No real answer, which means, no wrong answer
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"damn, joe, you better lose that mullet before boss sees it..."
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guy in red: So Doc, are you sure you can help me get a bigger "Thingy?"

Guy in white: Ehhhh... in your case... dont expect a mirracle.
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Left = Bill
Right = John.

"Bill, does my penis look bigger when I sit like this?

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cletus in red

charlie in white.

Cletus: Charlie, are you homosexual? Charlie: NO! Cletus: Then why do you have a huge stiffi?



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"You ::expletive::! That was SO not Tara Reid kissing the back of my neck."

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Taken loosly from one of my old Shaka things.

Man on left-"What did you do with my sample?"

Man on right-"I drank it............."

 

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Right=Homie
Left=Dawg

Homie: This doesn't look like the tensack I asked you for, Dawg
Dawg: Sheeeeeeeeut Up Homie. 



Props to my Dogg BLAND
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man in red:

What do you think they are doing in the elevator?


Man in white:

Judgin' by what I found outside the door I'm not sure I want to know..
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Guy in white: So... I found this comdom stuck between our bedsheets.

Guy in red: Well its not mine.

Guy in white: ....

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"Is that your final answer...?"
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I told you not to put the itching powder in when doing laudry!
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Right: Why did I wear my long sleeve to new Mexico?
   Left: Why did he wear a long sleeve to New Mexico?
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LMAO I just noticed it said NM next to them.. good sight
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