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usafpilot07
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Posted: 19 April 2005 at 7:44pm |
omg, we have one of those huge freezers, 4.5 by 5 by 5, you know,
filled with meat and fish and what-not, and this morning as i was
leaving the house my step dad said it smelled kind of funny, well
tonight my mom opened it and know our whole house(6,300 sq. ft.) smells
like a rotting deer
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Darur
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The Moral of the story is : Dont open the freezer
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meteora
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no, moral is to freeze stuff, not let it sit in there
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WGP guy
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Lysol works wonders. No the real moral is if you smell something funny call health services and a decontamination team.
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Hitman
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No, the moral is that dead humans begin to smell like rotten deer if not properly stored.
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Homer J
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The moral is:
Plug the freezer in. |
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choopie911
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The moral of the story is in johnny hoppers sig:
"People stink, unless you buy a reliable freezer" |
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lester98c
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buy a freezer alarm
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The Guy
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well good luck then. I suggest trying to carry the whole freezer outside. Or that smell will stick around.
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pbdude985
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wow that suxs bro get alot of cans of lysol
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Homer J
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You could always burn down your house. Hey, I could even help...
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Ilovepaintball1
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That sucks
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its taken me 5 months to figure that out |
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youm0nt
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that stinks
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For Honor
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just set it outside and burn it all
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oreomann33
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spray it?
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usafpilot07
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ok, well it turns out that my mom smelled something friday before last
and just thought it was fertilizer. so we finally(gagging the
whole time) took all of the stuff out and threw it in the trash can,
then we took the freezer down our driveway(not easy, its really steep
and long) across the street, dumped it and ran like bats outta
hades(not THAT hades)
the whole house smelled all night so i had like 4 candels buring in my room plus like an entire bottle of febreze poor trashguys, they looked like they were about to die when the where getting our trash this mornign |
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Reb Cpl
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Heh. I had to gut an old resturant, and there was a freezer in there, that was something like 6 feet long. I don't know what they had in it, Meat perhaps, and that was bad enough, but the guy we were working for emptied it out and dumped about 4 gallons of bleach in there. I'd have rather smeled whatever was in there than the bleach. |
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*Stealth*
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My freezer, Laiden with steak, Chicken, Vegies and all those other
freezeable goodies crapped out on us in middle of the summer when we
were on vacation, Upon opening the door into my home I almost vomited,
And better yet I was the one put in charge of cleaning it...
Worst smell ever. Edited by *Stealth* |
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usafpilot07
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yea, my mom and stepdad are nurses and doctors, they siad they've never smelled anything that bad
at the bottom, once we got the turkeys and hams and fish(and fishsticks) and all the other crapola out, all the liquid was still at teh bottom, soured melted icecream, blood right now its lying on its side across the street cause thats where we poured it out my mom said she saw 4 deer getting ready to come up into our lawn, got halfway up the driveway and turned and ran back into the woods |
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