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    Posted: 18 June 2005 at 1:58pm
More like the only 10 people want to abide by. If you read on through that section of the bible there are well over 20, and some are quite funny.


My favorite is "You must not boil a young goat in his mothers milk" Exodus,34 verse 26
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Thats probly very very mistranslated.
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I break commandements several times on a daily basis.
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Im not saying its right. Im saying its funny.
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The others are not Commandments, they are Mosiac law, made specificly for the Jewish people.

The 10 Commandments, are set apart.

 


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The Torah has a lot of things that were purely civil law. A lot of those don't even apply to the Jews anymore.
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I could never abide by all of them for a day unless I was knocked out.
Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington
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I agree with TKD in a religion post for once.

Those laws are for the Jewish people while the 10 Commandments are for everyone

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Now you know what 'Kosher' entails.
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There are 613 commandments. The 613 knots on the fringe of a talit represents all of them. The 10 were the most famous becuase they were the ones brought down by moses.

I'm Jewish, and most of those, if not all, came from the torah. I think no one could ever follow them all, but the Orthodox Jews follow many more than Reform Jews do.


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I adopted my own set of commandments:

-Thou Shalt Worship Prodigy.

-Thou Shalt Give Prodigy Daily Handjobs.

-Thou Shalt Make Prodigy a Plate of Pancakes, Every Hour on The Hour.

-Thou Shalt Buy Me Tropical Flavored Skittles.

-Thou Shalt Not Chew With Your Mouth Open.... Seriously, It's gross.

-If Thou Art a Dentist, Thou Shalt Not Ask Questions During the
Examination - We Can't Speak With Your Hand in Our Mouths, JERK!

-No Sprite. Sprite is Gross.

-That "Bananas" Song is Hereby FOREVER Banned.

-Thou Shalt Not Walk Slowly On The Sidewalk or In A Hall. If Thou DOES
Commit This Offense, Thou Shalt Be Pummeled By Prodigy.

--Thou Shalt Not Insult Johnny Thunders in ANY WAY.
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How about goofy hair?  Is that also required?
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I hate when dentists do that too. Your not in any pain are you? (with their entire hand in the back of your mouth scraping molars)

Benny go home!
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Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

How about goofy hair?  Is that also required?


I know you didn't just call Johnny Thunders' hair goofy.
That's it. I'm changing the tenth commandment:

-Thou Shalt Not Insult Johnny Thunders in ANY WAY.

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The almighty and holy Prodigy has contradicted itself in its holy inspired words!!!

Oh wise Prodigy, what does it all mean???


Hey, nice marmot!
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Follow Mine Righteous Path, Whale. In The End It Shall All
Make Sense.
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Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

Follow Mine Righteous Path, Whale. In The End It Shall All
Make Sense.
 
My oh wise Emo master, Teach me your ways.
I shall not cut my hair for days upon days, and I shall buy a straightener and some gell to get the swoosh.
 
Yes, with the swoosh of hair shall come knowledge.
So says I, Whale, Pope of -Prodigyisim-
 
 


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Hey, nice marmot!
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Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:


I know you didn't just call Johnny Thunders' hair goofy.
That's it. I'm changing the tenth commandment:

-Thou Shalt Not Insult Johnny Thunders in ANY WAY.
 
1.  Johnny Thunders dead from heroin.
2.  Rambino not dead from heroin.
 
Conclusion:  Rambino > Johnny Thunders
 
 
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