Slayer Vs. Pantera

Your mother.

psh... batman could kick the crap out of superman... you know he has kryptonite in his tool belt.

TO bad spiderman could kick both of their buts with one flick of the wrist.

You might be on to something.  Could Wonderwoman take out Batman?

But they're engaged.

Doesn't matter, can't happen.

Why not? It's bound to come up.

It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

Sure, why not?

He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?

Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.

Of course it is.

The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.

The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.

BS. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject...


Feel free to remove the brilliant dialogue if it's inappropriate.

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Koolit32 wrote: But they're engaged. Doesn't matter, can't happen. Why not? It's bound to come up. It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child? Sure, why not? He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him. How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court? Cookie stand isn't part of the food court. Of course it is. The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here. The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court. BS. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject... Feel free to remove the brilliant dialogue if it's inappropriate.

Someone likes Mallrats. Awsome

And both those bands suck. Hard.

Slayer Rullzzz!

Refer to my title.









J/k. That was put there because I said Pantera sucks in another thread. I'm going with slayer just because I despise Pantera with a passion.

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