Dear,
[X]Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[X] Spammer
[X] Wannabe
[ ] Haxxor
[ ] l337 d00d
[X] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[X] Other: Retard, failure, moron, impotent fool.
[ ] noobie
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You have created another ingenious idea
[X] you have managed to push the limits of what the term moron stands for
by posting something you would be flamed for
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[X] You posted a 'YOU ALL SUCK' message
[ ] The search button is you freind
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You double posted double posted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist mumbo jumbo
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[X] you have discriminated a product that you would be obviously flamed
for
[ ] repeated beating of a dead horse
In Punishment, You Must:
[ ]Apologize to everybody on this
forum
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Become big al'es love mama
[ ] be slapped repeatedly
[ ] neuter your self to further prevent any form of a defective gene pool
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Give M. Jackson a reason to be guilty
[X] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] since you are new we will let it slid this time
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Just leave with the last of your dignity
[ ] Your mom should be ashamed
[ ] Dont waste our time
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[X] All of the above
Yours Truly,
Snake6