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NotDaveEllis 
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Be A+ Certified know Windows XP Source Code by heart and build a computer in a toaster but I bet you twenty dollars you can't fix a printer, no one can.
Not even Chuck norris |
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choopie911
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 1:14am |
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My printer has always worked fine. Thank you HP, keep on rockin'
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blackdog144
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 1:21am |
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saying chuck norris cant fix a printer is going a little to far i think...man chuck norris can do anything...
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High Voltage
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 2:08am |
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my Canon's never quit on me yet. though it is a bit of an ink hog.
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WGP guy2
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 6:20am |
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My HP broke a year ago. It was like 8 years old though, but it
was as nice or nicer than most printers today, top of the line when it
was out.
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 7:49am |
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I've had the worst luck with HP printer software...
I smashed my last HP I got so mad. |
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Snake6
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 7:52am |
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HP software blows. All of the drivers for their printers/scanners come with so much extra crap that is totally unessacary, the basic driver package would be just fine.
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Hairball!!!
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 11:45am |
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My Epson knows better than to give me lip.
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brihard
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 11:59am |
Chuck Norris has been done for a couple months. Didn't you read the book? |
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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
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Clark Kent
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 12:04pm |
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I'm surprised Chuck Norris hasn't posted in this thread yet...
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Snake6
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 12:05pm |
Thats cause he is dead.. |
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 12:14pm |
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Most end users I've supported in the past have failed to do simple things...
Me: "Sir, is the printer power button on?" End User: "No... OMG! You're a Genius!" I always have them check the obvious first ie power, cables, paper, ink/toner. |
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Don't hate the player...
Hate the game. |
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Snake6
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 12:20pm |
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Dan, do you actually work for HP or something?
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DanSD
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 12:31pm |
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I did tech support for a company that made print servers and other various devices but no printers though.
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Don't hate the player...
Hate the game. |
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amishman89
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 1:51pm |
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Ive had 2 printers and both have crapped out on me.
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Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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Benjichang
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 2:48pm |
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My HP Deskjet that I got for free works fine. But yeah, once they break, it's nearly impossible to fix your average printer. It's best just to get a new one, especially if it was cheap to begin with.
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 4:00pm |
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One of our HP printers got a paper jam. I took it all apart and there was nothing there. I did everything the sites said to do. Nothing worked. I still need to take it to a shop or something.
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pntbl freak
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 4:02pm |
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My HP printer would print text fine but when ever you went to print a picture it would say paper jam. I just left it there for awhile then one day it decided to work.
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choopie911
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 4:24pm |
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Laff at your problems. So far mine has been great. ITs pretty efficient with ink too, I've been printing notes, assignments, and all my stencils on it and I've changed the black once since I got it.
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Tae Kwon Do
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Posted: 21 March 2006 at 4:34pm |
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I have a Lexmark. I like it, but it is an ink hog. The only problem I have had was a screw from the computer desk dropped down into the paper tray, and caused everything to jam. Not really the printers fault. |
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