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    Posted: 19 May 2006 at 11:35pm
OK, so for the past several days I've been downloading V for Vendetta. It finally finished today, and I fired it up to check the quality. The normal pre-movie crap is on, so I forward it to about 20 minutes in.

What's there straing me in the face?

A PENIS AS BIG AS THE LOWER HALF OF MY ARM! Not only that, but it was being whipped. With real leather whips. I won't get any more graphic than that, but suffice to say I am NOT amused. Don't get me wrong; I love smut- but I will NOT be subjected to it when I'm trying to watch a genuinely awesome movie.

At some point I may actually watch the porn- it WAS good camera quality, decent resolution, and the sound seemed good. A bit too much leather for my taste, but allowances can be made. I'm not happy right now though. I guess I'll have to wait for the DVD.


Edited by brihard - 19 May 2006 at 11:50pm
"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

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The movie corportations are finially instituting their "Operation Penis > movie" plans to stop illegal downloads...

Edited by Linus - 19 May 2006 at 11:41pm

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I got Pornowned. 
"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

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b-YOU-ick. Was that so hard?

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h4x pwNt!!!11!1!

oh, this thread delivers...



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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

I got Pornowned. 



bwhahahahaha
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Noob.

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yeah you should know at least 60% of movies you dld are porn. i got one involving horses once sick stuff.
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Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

I got Pornowned. 



bwhahahahaha


  let me take a guess... limewire right?  I tryed to download a Blade, and I got some really odd Vampiric porn.
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Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:

Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

I got Pornowned. 



bwhahahahaha


  let me take a guess... limewire right?  I tryed to download a Blade, and I got some really odd Vampiric porn.


Mm hm. Limewire betrayed me.
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B for bondage?
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Limewire is like infested with porn. I strongly suggest you never download a movie off their, I only download a little bit of porn(okay... alot but thats not the point) and Music Videos. Limewire is the <crap> for Music Videos.
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Torrents rule the world.

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Thats got to be the coolest new term out there... LOL!!  PORNOWNED!!! I love it!
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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:



A PENIS AS BIG AS THE LOWER HALF OF MY ARM!

Well, as I found out in PBC yesterday, it could have been one of those slip-on's.

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yeah torrents as most of time they are pretty fast. and people can post comments to tell if it is porn
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as big as your forearm?

sounds like mine.
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same thing happened to me...fun with dic.k and jane...who would have thought?


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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:



A PENIS AS BIG AS THE LOWER HALF OF MY ARM!

Well, as I found out in PBC yesterday, it could have been one of those slip-on's.



gahahaha, "STOP LOOKING AT MY GROWTH!"
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