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    Posted: 10 July 2006 at 3:28am
Not in the sexual sense, but in the same bed. Was at a party at a friends, was intoxicated, found a room with a bed, removed pants, laid in said bed, and then in comes other obese friend, and I was like "Ok, theres no more beds, so I guess we're compromising" and that was it. I woke up 2 hours later, went to the bathroom and came back to see he had taken my side, so I proceeded to get in my car and drive home with the good old morning rush hour to get home.

Good story ay.
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pics?
u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted

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hahaha i had the same thing happen to me except i woke up naked and my pooped was on fire, haha funny story huh?
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Originally posted by dsop dsop wrote:

hahaha i had the same thing happen to me except i woke up naked and my pooped was on fire, haha funny story huh?


If your pooper was on fire thats a venerial disease, consult a physician.
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uh, dsop, no.

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hmmmmm....i think maybe theres more to it.
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Originally posted by Squishey Squishey wrote:

hmmmmm....i think maybe theres more to it.


Not really, no penetration.
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Face to Face? Front to back? Back of heals to back of head?
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I've done it a few times. Only, intoxication wasn't a pre-requiste.
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I am proud of Dave's security in his sexuality....

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Originally posted by NotDaveEllis NotDaveEllis wrote:

was intoxicated,

Ya, that's why.
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I've done the same twice last weekend, with two diffent guys!
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Originally posted by NotDaveEllis NotDaveEllis wrote:

Originally posted by Squishey Squishey wrote:

hmmmmm....i think maybe theres more to it.


Not really, no penetration.
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So long as it wasnt in a sexual way, it's all good.

Edited by sinisterNorth - 10 July 2006 at 11:32am
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myspace link of said friend?
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Originally posted by sinisterNorth sinisterNorth wrote:

So long as it wasnt in a sexual way, it's all good.


What would be bad about the sexuality of it?
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Originally posted by sinisterNorth sinisterNorth wrote:

So long as it wasnt in a sexual way, it's all good.


What would be bad about the sexuality of it?


Maybe he's a bigot. Or maybe it was just a botched attempt at humour.
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Yay?
Big deal, I've done that many times.
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