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    Posted: 12 October 2006 at 2:26pm
I've got a request from a buddy. One of his friends - a model - put up a dating application form on her website as a half joke. He's trying to get it flooded with funny, fake applications.

If you're willing to kill five minutes - and maybe hook up with a model - fill it out.

http://www.scorpiosisters.com/jessica/

Click 'date application' in bottom left.
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she's hot.
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That's pretty nifty.  She might also try Ebay.

I notice she doesn't have a box to check for "married".  Hmm.  Maybe I should submit one - I'm sure the wife wouldn't mind.

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oooo pretty lady... but im a captured man no more dates... except with the gf
Tuesday starts the weekend... YAYAYA!!!!
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Seems attractive, if a little skinny.
/Me fills it out
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Ehhh. Not enough meat on those bones for my liking.

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If she wasn't in Canada...
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Just sent it in, that was worth a few minutes entertainment.
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Originally posted by BARREL BREAK BARREL BREAK wrote:

Just sent it in, that was worth a few minutes entertainment.

You could probably increase your chances by submitting several entries, with different information each time.  One of "you" is likely to be what she is looking for...

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Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Originally posted by BARREL BREAK BARREL BREAK wrote:

Just sent it in, that was worth a few minutes entertainment.


You could probably increase your chances by submitting several entries, with different information each time.  One of "you" is likely to be what she is looking for...


:)

Perhaps...
Next time I shall be Rico Suave, from Argentina.
I was just perusing the site (btw, portfolio is down), and realized I made an error by not saying I debate.'I didn't realize models debated and did model UN.
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Will you put on a wizard hat for me?

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And I just realized that barrel break has an obscure Steve the Pirate quote in his sig.  Well done.
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I'm working on a piece of art. I've done an application as Borat, with a full resume and picture to go with it, and I'm working on fake financial statements- which will mostly be the Wikipedia article on Kazakhstan converted to a cyrillic font, plus some nonsense tables and seals thrown in to make it look like a statement.

My buddy's gonna owe me a beer for this one.
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You should do one as Kim Jong Il while you are at it...
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Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

You should do one as Kim Jong Il while you are at it...
I thought he preffered the prepubecent type?
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Originally posted by rednekk98 rednekk98 wrote:

Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

You should do one as Kim Jong Il while you are at it...
I thought he preffered the prepubecent type?

When you are that ronery, anything will do.

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Originally posted by rednekk98 rednekk98 wrote:

Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

You should do one as Kim Jong Il while you are at it...
I thought he preffered the prepubecent type?


That was Mao.
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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:


Originally posted by rednekk98 rednekk98 wrote:

Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

You should do one as Kim Jong Il while you are at it...
I thought he preffered the prepubecent type?
That was Mao.
You are correct.
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