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    Posted: 15 March 2007 at 7:42pm
SEC. I Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America, in Congress assembled, That if any persons shall unlawfully combine or conspire together, with intent to oppose any measure or measures of the government of the United States, which are or shall be directed by proper authority, or to impede the operation of any law of the United States, or to intimidate or prevent any person holding a place or office in or under the government of the United States, from undertaking, performing or executing his trust or duty; and if any person or persons, with intent as aforesaid, shall counsel, advise or attempt to procure any insurrection, riot. unlawful assembly, or combination, whether such conspiracy, threatening, counsel, advice, or attempt shall have the proposed effect or not, he or they shall be deemed guilty of a high misdemeanor, and on conviction, before any court of the United States having jurisdiction thereof, shall be punished by a fine not exceeding five thousand dollars, and by imprisonment during a term not less than six months nor exceeding five years; and further, at the discretion of the court may be holden to find sureties for his good behaviour in such sum, and for such time, as the said court may direct.

SEC. 2. And be it further enacted, That if any person shall write, print, utter or publish, or shall cause or procure to be written, printed, uttered or publishing, or shall knowingly and willingly assist or aid in writing, printing, uttering or publishing any false, scandalous and malicious writing or writings against the government of the United States, or either house of the Congress of the United States, or the President of the United States, with intent to defame the said government, or either house of the said Congress, or the said President, or to bring them, or either of them, into contempt or disrepute; or to excite against them, or either or any of them, the hatred of the good people of the United States, or to excite any unlawful combinations therein, for opposing or resisting any law of the United States, or any act of the President of the United States, done in pursuance of any such law, or of the powers in him vested by the constitution of the United States, or to resist, oppose, or defeat any such law or act, or to aid, encourage or abet any hostile designs of any foreign nation against the United States, their people or government, then such person, being thereof convicted before any court of the United States having jurisdiction thereof, shall be punished by a fine not exceeding two thousand dollars, and by imprisonment not exceeding two years.

I think someone had a dislike of periods.


Edited by WGP guy2 - 15 March 2007 at 7:52pm
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Clark Kent Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 March 2007 at 7:45pm

Big.  Very big.  And bold.

Me = headache.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tolgak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 March 2007 at 7:50pm
That's nearly as bad as the law against insulting Turkishness.

Factoring inflation and increased lifespan and whatnot:

The fine is $57160.54 and the minimum prison sentence is a year. Damn.


Edited by Tolgak - 15 March 2007 at 7:56pm
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tl;dr

Is it about airplanes?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote WGP guy2 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 March 2007 at 8:23pm
Originally posted by oreomann33 oreomann33 wrote:

tl;dr

Is it about airplanes?


The whole point is for you to read it and realize that whole thing is only two sentances.

No.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote .Ryan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 March 2007 at 10:06pm
The Sedition Act of 1798....classic.


Doesn't seem possible in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave does it?


But yeah, those are some long freaking sentences....

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Destruction Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 March 2007 at 10:58pm
Originally posted by SEC. 1 SEC. 1 wrote:

...with intent as aforesaid, shall counsel, advise or attempt to procure any insurrection, riot.


There's a period right after riot. I don't know if it's a typo by someone nowadays, but it's there.
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