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Topic: ConservapediaPosted: 09 November 2007 at 11:09am |
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Easily the funniest website in existence.
An example from the page on Atheists: Creationists tend to win creation-evolution debatesAs noted earlier, a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the naturalistic evolutionary position since World War II have been atheists.[106][107] Robert Sloan, Director of Paleontology at the University of Minnesota, reluctantly admitted to a Wall Street Journal reporter that the "creationists tend to win" the public debates which focused on the creation vs. evolution controversy.[108][109] In August of 1979, Dr. Henry Morris reported in an Institute for Creation Research letter the following: “By now, practically every leading evolutionary scientist in this country has declined one or more invitations to a scientific debate on creation/evolution.”[109] Morris also said regarding the creation scientist Duane Gish (who had over 300 formal debates): “At least in our judgment and that of most in the audiences, he always wins.”[109] Generally speaking, leading evolutionists generally no longer debate creation scientists.[110]
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Posted: 09 November 2007 at 11:12am |
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Posted: 09 November 2007 at 11:22am |
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OriginsConsistent with their view that the fossil record as a whole does not support the evolutionary position[3][4], creationists state that there is a lack of transitional fossils showing an evolutionary origin of kangaroos: The Macropod family is alleged to have evolved from either the Phalangeridae (possums) or Burramyidae (pygmy-possums)... According to the origins theory model used by young earth creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined by baraminologists whether kangaroos form a holobaramin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic. After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[6] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart[7] The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical. Other views on kangaroo origins include the belief of some Australian Aborigines that kangaroos were sung into existence by their ancestors during the "Dreamtime" [8] and the evolutionary view that kangaroos and the other marsupials evolved from a common marsupial ancestor which lived hundreds of millions of years ago.[9] A majority of biologists regard evolution as the most likely explanation for the origin of species including the kangaroo, but this is to be expected, given their worldviews. For example, approximately 45% of American scientists do not believe there is a God,[10] and 93% of the scientists who were members of the United States National Academy of Sciences do not believe there is a God.[11] Futhermore, since World War II a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism have been atheists.[12][13] |
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Posted: 09 November 2007 at 11:22am |
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Old. But yeah, it's great for laughs.
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Posted: 09 November 2007 at 11:32am |
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I'm still not convinced that the entries are not written by jokers from Fark.
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Posted: 09 November 2007 at 11:34am |
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omg making fun of exaggerated conservative values is sooo cool teach me how?
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Posted: 09 November 2007 at 11:39am |
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Well maybe the off-the-wall stuff is more entertaining than the examples posted above. I've only gone to the site once or twice, when somebody first brought it up here.
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Posted: 09 November 2007 at 11:46am |
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Posted: 09 November 2007 at 11:53am |
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lmao
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Posted: 09 November 2007 at 12:17pm |
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I am not making fun of conservative values. What is on that website is far from actual political conservatism. It is religious irrationality and neo-conservatism on that website, and you have to admit it makes for some pretty funny reading. |
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Posted: 09 November 2007 at 5:45pm |
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For more lulz, go here.
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Posted: 09 November 2007 at 6:10pm |
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It's not about making fun or having a bias against conservatives. I would hope that most conservatives would disagree with the crap this website slings. It's about making fun of the ridiculous. |
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Posted: 09 November 2007 at 6:17pm |
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I'd qualify the examples posted as pretty off-the-wall... Although not as funny as their entry on Denmark, for instance, and other masterpieces. |
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Posted: 10 November 2007 at 11:27am |
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