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    Posted: 17 January 2008 at 3:28pm
The idea here is to post some advice for the benefit of others on the forum. It'd be best if the advice is something you have personal experience with, or expertise about, but anything is fine.

I'll start:
-High cocoa content chocolate may be a fad, but it is delicious if you work up to it.
-With regards to high school:
--Skip class if you can (Meaning, if you will get away with it, and won't fall behind).
--Unless you are applying to a top-tier school, your GPA won't matter much, and even then, it's not that important.
-Dating an actress can be hard, you may find yourself always wondering if she's acting.
-With regards to computers:
--As with most problem solving, start with the most basic solution. (eg; Is it plugged in? Turned on?)
--A computer is not an investment, just buy it and use it (This can actually be applied to most hobby equipment and gear).
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- Don't go to college because your friends are, do it because you WANT an education.

- With regards to the military:
- If you don't volunteer, chances are you will be voluntold.
- Although there is some debate about whether they put salt peter(sp?) in the scrambled eggs at Navy boot camp; I can vouch they didn't.
- Take care of your junior people and they will do the same. (That applies outside the military as well)
- NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER lose your shot record. Ever.
- Never tell anyone you're bored.


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Don't masturbate on a friday or saturday, you never know what the night might hold in store for you. You want to be on your A game.
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Originally posted by White o Light White o Light wrote:

Don't masturbate on a friday or saturday, you never know what the night might hold in store for you. You want to be on your A game.


Awesomeness. I fully agree.
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Originally posted by White o Light White o Light wrote:

Don't masturbate on a friday or saturday, you never know what the night might hold in store for you. You want to be on your A game.
Dude, what are you talking about, that is my A-game.
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Don't stick your penis anywhere you wouldn't stick your finger.
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In general: 

Just get stuck in. Do everything you can.
You only get to do this once .
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Originally posted by White o Light White o Light wrote:

Don't masturbate on a friday or saturday, you never know what the night might hold in store for you. You want to be on your A game.

That is the complete opposite...beat it before you need it.
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I don’t have one either. Is that good???

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You always have to completely tear something apart to understand why you didn't have to completely tear it apart.
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Friend zone is inescapable (glass roses don't help)
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Originally posted by Shub Shub wrote:

You always have to completely tear something apart to understand why you didn't have to completely tear it apart.

So true. I do that multiple times a day at work.
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Originally posted by Dye Playa Dye Playa wrote:

Originally posted by White o Light White o Light wrote:

Don't masturbate on a friday or saturday, you never know what the night might hold in store for you. You want to be on your A game.

That is the complete opposite...beat it before you need it.


Aww, that's cute.
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If you're doing something wrong, look cool doing it.
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Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

Friend zone is inescapable (glass roses don't help)


Beat me to it.
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Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

Friend zone is inescapable (glass roses don't help)


Beat me to it.


It also the most horrible thing in the world....TORTURE!!!!!!
Que pasa?


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