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stratoaxe 
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...that I probably shouldn't be telling on the forum. But it's the kind of epic funny story that's so self-debasing it only happens once in a lifetime...
So I got a date with a really hot girl. Like one of the hotter girls I've ever been out with. The girl calls me and tells me that she doesn't believe in boundaries like not having sex on the first date...that she likes guys that are sexual and don't mind exploring their sexuality.... Fast forward to last night. She calls me and asks me to come get her last night, so I drive almost 45 minutes to her house, and she wants to go back to my place. Fast forward to my place. So I never make up my bed. Ever. Well my mattress springs are shot, so my mom brings me one of her mattress cushions to try and soften it up, I'm like okay. Well she brings it to me a few weeks back and it's all covered in plastic, I started laughing I was like Jesus it's a bed wetters pad... But for whatever reason, I decided to put it on my bed. I don't know why really, I guess I'm just self-destructive. I get the girl back to my place, we get on my bed...and then she says it... "Oh my god, are you a bed wetter?" /night So I spend the whole ride home trying to explain what happened, but in reality I wouldn't believe that story if someone told me...I'm just like I want to get this girl home and forget I ever met her. Now she wants a second date. I dunno if I'm going to, but damn...this is like 9/11 x 1000. |
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:19pm |
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Ceesman762
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:20pm |
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So how was she?
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Innocence proves nothing
FUAC!!!!! |
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:20pm |
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fmylife.com material right there...
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:21pm |
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Well maybe you shouldn't wet the bed so much?
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Ceesman762
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:22pm |
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maybe she is into water sports?
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stratoaxe
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:27pm |
She wasn't...lol That's what I meant by /night She got "tired" right after that.., |
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:29pm |
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Go, it'll be awesome.
She'll probably let you pee on her bed. |
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stratoaxe
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:31pm |
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Lol...inb4 golden showers btw.
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Ceesman762
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:32pm |
golden showers= water sports. |
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:32pm |
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She wants to explore, ya never know...
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:35pm |
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I'm still trying to figure out why the hell you put it on your bed...
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Ceesman762
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:37pm |
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Innocence proves nothing
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:44pm |
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I really have no idea why I put it on the bed. Just for the padding really, but I never put 2 and 2 together on it being a plastic sheet....it's long gone now though...
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 5:46pm |
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If you screw up, I got dibs.
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 6:54pm |
do it. show up to her place with a depends |
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 7:12pm |
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Dude. No disrespect to your future wife, but you still should have been able to drop tank.
This girl sounds like prime hoodrat and she got turned off by a plastic cover? Your too quick to quit man...
Shoulda said something like, "After you see what I'm about to do to you in it, you'll understand why I have it there...".
And then 3 minutes later your done, but you don't care cause you got what you wanted. Confidence, brah...
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 7:13pm |
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What he said ^
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 8:07pm |
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That must have been a long drive home. How did she act in the car? Was she put off by it?
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Posted: 13 October 2009 at 8:38pm |
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Nah she laughed about it on the way home, we joked around.
The night wasn't really killed by that, I had been up for two days and she had been sick with the flu. It was just a mood killer, and I pretty much gave up. I'll try again Friday, she seems like a pretty cool girl. |
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