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    Posted: 22 February 2010 at 1:17am
This is off a job application I'm filling out...

FILL IN BELOW THE NAMES OF THREE ADULTS, NOT RELATED TO YOU & NOT FORMER EMPLOYERS, REFERENCES, FRIENDS, FELLOW STUDENTS, OR FELLOWWORKERS, NAMES LISTED SHOULD BE PERSONS WHO HAVE SEEN YOU DURING THE PAST YEAR.

So I can't list

Employers
References
Friends
Fellow Students
Coworkers



So what the hell does that leave..my dentist?
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You know that crazy lady with all the cats across the street?
 
 
Her.


Edited by __sneaky__ - 22 February 2010 at 1:23am
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote stratoaxe Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 February 2010 at 1:26am

I always make up names for people I do know and add their numbers. Of course, that might not be smart for higher level jobs...Wink

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ammolord Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 February 2010 at 1:44am
Ask some of us for names/numbers and trust us to help you?
 
 
 
 
 
 
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they dont list relatives.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kayback Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 February 2010 at 2:27am
It clearly says "not related to you", so that includes relatives....
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oh, i just referenced his list, not the quote.
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Pull some names out of the phone book, I guess.
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I am betting that this is a way for potential employers to say "Thank you very much for applying, will let you know". Background checks are getting way to intrusive.
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Not sure what you mean OS, but I have a feeling it involves tin foil.
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Just another 'eliminator' in the job hiring 'mix'.
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Professors/advisors?
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Put my name on the list.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote pntbl freak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 February 2010 at 12:17pm
Originally posted by ParielIsBack ParielIsBack wrote:

Put my name on the list.


I like this idea...put down Forum members.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hairball!!! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 February 2010 at 12:59pm
The other day I had to list all of my residences and times I resided there for the past TEN YEARS in an application for a part time job.

I filled out an application for a national security clearance a few weeks ago and they only wanted seven years.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 February 2010 at 3:25pm
Dave, feel free to use me as a reference.  I'm already rehearsing my lines:

  • Doesn't steal near as much as you would expect from someone with a drug problem of that magnitude
  • Computer genius; can get past any corporate restrictions that interfere with his on the job net browsing
  • Internationally known roll model . . . pedobear is based on his life
  • Works diligently when cornered like a rat in a trap and closely monitored
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Your list takes away these options, but I always use my sister(different last name) and my friend as previous work references.

They know the drill.
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Originally posted by The Guy The Guy wrote:

oh, i just referenced his list, not the quote.


references arnt allowed either.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JohnnyHopper Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 February 2010 at 9:43pm
At least they still allow you to list one night stands


(with humans Dave, very important that you only list humans)
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