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Koolit32 
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 Topic: Forumers, I need your help.
Posted: 15 October 2010 at 1:18pm |
Long story short, there's a very unwanted cell phone in my house, belonging to a person who has no business in my house. After repeated warnings of physical harm, this individual continues to come into my house.
I have plenty weapons at my disposal as you can see, but I'm looking for something a little more explosive (less explosive than the grenade plz).
All ideas are welcome, and I will be videotaping the results (and hopefully the reaction/fight) for your viewing pleasure.
inb4 koolit's going back to jail
Edited by Koolit32 - 15 October 2010 at 1:19pm
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agentwhale007
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Forum's Noam Chomsky
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 1:20pm |
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Replication of "Will it blend?"
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little devil
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 1:25pm |
Is that an actual grenade?....
Doodey in a bag and place it in it, Next time hes over call it up, toss him the bag and say someones calling for you?
Or just shoot him dead man, cause then you get real street cred bra!
Who is this person in realation to you, cause if I owned the house i'd be calling the cops. Is it ur moms new b.f. or somthing? Sister slumbag b.f.?
But I can only assume its not your house and theres no real reason than just cause the guy bugs you. So in which case, deal with it. Like everybody else has to do. Or put yourself in a postion that will most likely end you back in jail.
Edited by little devil - 15 October 2010 at 1:28pm
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Koolit32
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 1:32pm |
I have plenty of street cred, I'm ebaying some of it off actually. Short story long (I didn't want to go into it and point out that I still live with my mom):
The individual who left the phone would be my ex-stepdad, if you will. About two months ago, I was out attending to business, and my mom called me telling me that he basically just beat the snot out of her and tried to rip our living room TV down from the wall. Police were called and stuff was filed but nothing ever really became of it. I called him and let him know what awaited him if I saw him, and that was that. But women will be women, she continues to let him come by and tries not to let me know about it. I swear if you want to have a chick hooked forever, slap her around a bit.
Of course, I'm not naive... If my mom still wants to see him there's not much I can do. But that doesn't make us even. So demolishing his phfone will merely serve as a reminder of my promise from before. |
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SSOK
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 1:53pm |
Give it to me. I have a G1, and want to put Android 2.1 but risk turning my phone into a brick if I do it wrong. Therefore if I have a spare...
Otherwise...
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little devil
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 2:00pm |
Doodey in a bag and put the phone in it.
Go through the phone and mess with contacts? Like his boss, or his rents if there still alive. Im sure theres plenty you can do to him.
Beat the living heck outta him with your buddies?
I would probably do the later if my dad ever put a hand on my mom. Beat him like he beat her only ALOT worse. Make sure you stomp his manhood so hes useless to any woman. Shatter his hands with ur feet.
Or, if he has a nice car, scarpe into the paint " this is what happens when you beat women" All around the car. Or paint it on. Or smash out all the windows and throw paint into the interior.
Personally my own rage would of already had me arressted after finding out he beat my mom.
I dunno. Thats tight man, sorry to hear.
Edited by little devil - 15 October 2010 at 2:08pm
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High Voltage
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 2:26pm |
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Bracing for more internet tough guy.
Koolit, kill the phone, totally with you there. I wouldn't risk an assault charge for that loser though, what means of self defense are acceptable under FL state law?
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__sneaky__
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 3:06pm |
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Fertilizer + Diesel = win.
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"I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl
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RIP T&O Forum
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Ceesman762
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 3:17pm |
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1 pound of pyrodex. make a small pile with the pyrodex, about 3/4 of the bottle, make a line of it away from the pile. Place cell phone on pile, light the line and video it for us.
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Innocence proves nothing
FUAC!!!!!
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__sneaky__
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 3:28pm |
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thermite.
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"I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl
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RIP T&O Forum
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Ceesman762
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 3:30pm |
 __sneaky__ wrote:
thermite. |
Iron filings, aluminum filings and one road flare. HAVE IT BOY-O!
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Innocence proves nothing
FUAC!!!!!
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little devil
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 6:00pm |
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If no physical harm at least rack up a darn bill for him. If the dude has a grand or 2 racked up on a phone you just ruined it might make him not wanna come around anymore. If he does wanna see you after, at least you`ll know your gonna get some aggression out.
Phone anywhere and everywhere. Make the calls from near his place too, so the phone company can confirm the calls were comming from his area. All of them from the same phone tower. Do it soon before he cuts it off looking for it.
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PaiNTbALLfReNzY
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 7:05pm |
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Fill the battery pack with cat food, then mail it to him.
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oldsoldier
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 7:46pm |
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2 in galvanized steel pipe, threaded at both ends, with threaded caps. 1 estes rocket motor electric igniter. .5lbs black powder or pyrodex.
Drill two small holes in one of the caps, insert the wire from the motor igniter, screw on to pipe. Fill with powder (a pill bottle caped of 87 octane imbedded in powder is a plus, or 1 cup of iron oxide available at any hobby store for a better than good thermal effect)pack powder and cap off. Attach at least 25ft of speaker cable to leads to igniter, ensure free end bare wire wrapped together to prevent a staic short ( BOOM )
Tape cell phone to pipe, dig a 18 in hole in yard. Place pipe in bottom of hole, cover with dirt, place two large and heavy rocks over hole to tamp explosion. Turn a picnic table on side and get behind, take 9volt battery and touch wires, should get a resounding thuuummmppp as charge goes off with no projectiles or loud neighbor agrivating BOOOOOMMMMM.
Place dirt and cellphone mixture fromn hole in paint can, and return to owner.
Edited by oldsoldier - 15 October 2010 at 7:48pm
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GI JOES SON
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 7:48pm |
High Voltage wrote:
what means of self defense are acceptable under FL state law?
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from what i've read, the self defense laws in FL are pretty interesting, compared to states such as NY anyway. I recall doing a paper about the 2nd amendment and found that there's a "shoot first" law where if you can prove later in court that your life was in direct danger than it is OK to pull out a CCW and blow someone away; although the situations mentioned under the law seemed to aim it more toward old people getting mugged
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Gatyr
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 9:11pm |
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So, I think the Tippmann Forum is now on a few FBI/Homeland Security lists.
Party at Gitmo!
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*Stealth*
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 10:08pm |
oldsoldier wrote:
2 in galvanized steel pipe, threaded at both ends, with threaded caps. 1 estes rocket motor electric igniter. .5lbs black powder or pyrodex.
Drill two small holes in one of the caps, insert the wire from the motor igniter, screw on to pipe. Fill with powder (a pill bottle caped of 87 octane imbedded in powder is a plus, or 1 cup of iron oxide available at any hobby store for a better than good thermal effect)pack powder and cap off. Attach at least 25ft of speaker cable to leads to igniter, ensure free end bare wire wrapped together to prevent a staic short ( BOOM )
Tape cell phone to pipe, dig a 18 in hole in yard. Place pipe in bottom of hole, cover with dirt, place two large and heavy rocks over hole to tamp explosion. Turn a picnic table on side and get behind, take 9volt battery and touch wires, should get a resounding thuuummmppp as charge goes off with no projectiles or loud neighbor agrivating BOOOOOMMMMM.
Place dirt and cellphone mixture fromn hole in paint can, and return to owner. |
jesus....
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mbro
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Posted: 15 October 2010 at 11:51pm |
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I mean no offence by this but aren't you on probation? You should probably try to keep your nose clean and avoid situations like this as best you can.
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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SSOK
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Posted: 16 October 2010 at 12:01am |
Im sure if Koolit wanted to be an internet tough guy, Im sure he would have jumped the guy one night and not posted on the internet. Also, as much fun as a pipebomb cellphone might be, Koolit has been to jail once.
That being said, either:
1. Mail me a free G1.
2. Since its android based, install some nasty viruses and give it back. Im sure theres something that you can install that will annoyingly and slowly permanantly kill the phone.
Me? I would have seriously considered jumping the guy on his way home from work, but not posted on the internet about it. Considering Koolits situation, its a smart thing that he didnt though. Everyone would love some e-been and BAOTW nominations, but life=/=internet.
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ammolord
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Posted: 16 October 2010 at 12:55am |
*Stealth* wrote:
oldsoldier wrote:
2 in galvanized steel pipe, threaded at both ends, with threaded caps. 1 estes rocket motor electric igniter. .5lbs black powder or pyrodex.
Drill two small holes in one of the caps, insert the wire from the motor igniter, screw on to pipe. Fill with powder (a pill bottle caped of 87 octane imbedded in powder is a plus, or 1 cup of iron oxide available at any hobby store for a better than good thermal effect)pack powder and cap off. Attach at least 25ft of speaker cable to leads to igniter, ensure free end bare wire wrapped together to prevent a staic short ( BOOM )
Tape cell phone to pipe, dig a 18 in hole in yard. Place pipe in bottom of hole, cover with dirt, place two large and heavy rocks over hole to tamp explosion. Turn a picnic table on side and get behind, take 9volt battery and touch wires, should get a resounding thuuummmppp as charge goes off with no projectiles or loud neighbor agrivating BOOOOOMMMMM.
Place dirt and cellphone mixture fromn hole in paint can, and return to owner. |
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THIS.
OS, remind me never to cross you.... EVER......
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