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    Posted: 18 November 2010 at 9:44am
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/11/dogs-dont-understand-basic-concepts.html


I shed a tear while laughing, hilarious blog entry about the anxiety of their dogs during moving.
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Oh man. Thank you. That was gold.
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Pure Brilliance. Laughed my butt off!
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Saw this on Fark this morning and thought I could link it here first. No dice.

The magical food making is quite lol worthy.
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Wonderful. 
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If you guys like her work, check out "How a fish nearly ruined my childhood."

It still makes me lol.
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very funny. loved the fish one too...
 
 
I didn't realize dogs could be liberal... who knew? (this is not serious, but an attempt at humor sure to be mistaken by some tightly wound individuals...)

Try being informed instead of just opinionated. How long before you admit that Obama was a mistake?
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Loved it. I shed a tear too. The cake one is also awesome.

Originally posted by The Reaper The Reaper wrote:

I didn't realize dogs could be liberal... who knew? (this is not serious, but an attempt at humor sure to be mistaken by some tightly wound individuals...)

It would actually be funny if all your other posts weren't the same thing. It also has no cleverness to it. You could replace liberal with any other group, but the connection isn't specific enough to  connect the dog with any one group.


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I don't know, my Bassets seem to be well adjusted. Beau seems to be the ultimate liberal, do nothing, demand attention and services (food, housing, etc)and then complain (baying) at any human induced discomfort.
Duke is the complete opposite, always will to lend a paw, while we were unpacking from NY Duke 'supervised' well and would suggest where he wanted boxes placed in 'his' basement, and made it known if something was not where he wanted it, was a riot to watch as he barked until momma moved a box to his satisfaction. He does have a habit from my old trucking days that anytimes he sees me put anything large in the pickup he feels he needs to ride along again to 'supervise'.
We took them both on leashes to the potential new home, Beau immediately took his position on porch and layed down, Duke spent a good hour investigating all buildings and land area he could, dragging me along. Fun thing is Duke is older than Beau, but the level of co-operation is quite evident.

Dogs understand basic concepts, you just have to know how the communication sequence works.
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I literally laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes, and my stomach hurts.
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Both the original and the fish stories are absolutely hilarious.  Thanks for that, Dave.
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The dog one was pretty good.  The fish was hilarious. 
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The whole site is full of excellence.
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Originally posted by Shub Shub wrote:

I literally laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes, and my stomach hurts.
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ammolord, you've been here long enough to have an opinion.
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Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

ammolord, you've been here long enough to have an opinion.

Yeah!
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Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:

Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

ammolord, you've been here long enough to have an opinion.

Yeah!
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Hilarious!
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