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    Posted: 26 March 2011 at 10:15pm
1. Warm beer
2. Cheap toilet paper
3. Jersey Shore
4. Turkey bacon
5. Tiny dogs
6. Hipsters
7. That plastic packaging that electronics come in
8. Blue falcons
9. Throwing your cigarette butts everywhere
10. Roommates who are addicted to wow
11. California
12. Your deodorant breaking

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1. The terms "caddy corner" and "chillax".
2. Marking your page in a book by folding the corner.
3. Most pop music.
4. Too much mustard.
5. Cats anywhere near me.
6. Untitled Tracks/Artists in media players.
7. Fitted hats.
8. Faux hawks.
9. Odd numbers.
10. Face/Neck Tattoos
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1. Picky eaters
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1.How much restraunts charge for wings.
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1. A friend trying to steal another friends woman

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1 - A bag of Chex Mix with more than 15% pretzel
1.1 - Any bag of snack that does not have a sufficient amount of flavor powder in it
2 - Fields that charge extra for air
3 - The canceling of good shows
3.1 - The quality standards of Nielsen Families
4 - The money my students are charged to fly with me
4.1 - The percentage of that I actually get
4.2 - The amount of money I need to repay my loans every month
4.3 - Altitude deviations of more than 100 ft
5 - The Americanization of foreign foods
6 - The gaming industry's tendency to design for consoles first then port to PC
6.1 - The drop in game complexity and options that result 
7 - Justin Bieber
7.1 - The Jonas Brothers
a) Any cover they make of a song
i - Their cover of Fix You by Coldplay
8 - Straight A students who, for every upcoming test, complain about their high probability of failure
9 - Journalists who are not Whale
10 - Lists of less than ten items

Originally posted by impulse418 impulse418 wrote:

1.How much restraunts charge for wings.

Doubly so: when they charge you for dressing or celery.


Edited by Tolgak - 27 March 2011 at 12:56am
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FPO fields that still charge large amounts for entry.
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From the original list, I object to the inclusion of tiny dogs and Jersey Shore. 

I enjoy Jersey Shore and I own tiny dogs. 
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1. Idiots
2. Idiots
3. Ground effects on pretty much anything.
4. People who ride your bumper.
5. 16 year olds with fast cars and cell phones.
6. Spyware
7. Ridiculous DRM on PC games.
8. PC gaming.
9. The price of video games...
10. Schoolmoms who try to take all the fun out of everything by affecting legislation.
11. Video game movies.
12. Movie video games.
13. Car prices.
14. Car insurance prices.
15. Health insurance practices.
16. Guys who take a month's worth of martial arts and declare themselves MMA ready.
17. Gangsters of any race.
18. Guys who sag their pants.
19. Hot girls who don't.
20.  Obnoxious celebrity nicknames (K-Fed...)
21. Sequels to good movies.
22. Not being rich.
23. People with insane self-worship.
 
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Originally posted by stratoaxe stratoaxe wrote:

1. Idiots
2. Idiots
3. Ground effects on pretty much anything.
4. People who ride your bumper.
5. 16 year olds with large cars and cell phones.
6. Spyware
7. Ridiculous DRM on PC games.
8. PC gaming.
9. The price of video games...
10. Schoolmoms who try to take all the fun out of everything by affecting legislation.
11. Video game movies.
12. Movie video games.
13. Car prices.
14. Car insurance prices.
15. Health insurance practices.
16. Guys who take a month's worth of martial arts and declare themselves MMA ready.
17. Gangsters of any race.
18. Guys who sag their pants.
19. Hot girls who don't.
20.  Obnoxious celebrity nicknames (K-Fed...)
21. Sequels to good movies.
22. Not being rich.
23. People with insane self-worship.
 
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People that say "on tap" to describe the weather or whatever. Like "Beautiful day on tap here..."

Makes me rage for some reason.

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Originally posted by stratoaxe stratoaxe wrote:

17. Gangsters of any race.
18. Guys who sag their pants.
  Posers.  
"When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter.
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  1. Grabbing a snack out of a a bag and popping it in one's mouth only to discover it was actually a large lump of flavor powder
  2. Reality TV
  3. Low profile tires on four wheel drive vehicles (specifically Jeeps and pickups)
  4. Posers (because of the base we get a lot here - they tend to go downtown, act "gangsta," and get their asses beaten down by real - actual horse-owning, ranching - cowboys)
  5. People who don't keep their brats under control in public
  6. Paintball field prices everywhere else (I'm spoiled - the fields I've been at up here are all more akin to clubs; $5, field fee, BYOP, etc.)
  7. Overly long lists (more than 9 items)
  8. Kids on my lawn
  9. Me in a speedo
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Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

9. Me in a speedo

Pics or shens.
"When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter.
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1. Stupid women.
2. Professors that do not speak english.
3. FNG's
4. Useless Referees
5. Paint prices
6. Most aftermarket rims
7. People who "need" 4x4
8. Clingers
 
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"Friday"
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Originally posted by stratoaxe stratoaxe wrote:

1. Idiots
2. Idiots
3. Ground effects on pretty much anything.
4. People who ride your bumper on hills when you are driving a standard.
5. 16 year olds with fast cars and cell phones.
6. Spyware
7. Ridiculous DRM on PC games.
8. PC gaming.
9. The price of video games...
10. Schoolmoms who try to take all the fun out of everything by affecting legislation.
11. Video game movies.
12. Movie video games.
13. Car prices.
14. Car insurance prices.
15. Health insurance practices.
16. Guys who take a month's worth of martial arts and declare themselves MMA ready.
17. Gangsters of any race.
18. Guys who sag their pants.
19. Hot girls who don't.
20.  Obnoxious celebrity nicknames (K-Fed...)
21. Sequels to good movies.
22. Not being rich.
23. People with insane self-worship.
 

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Originally posted by The Guy The Guy wrote:

"Friday"


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Everything George Carlin listed on Complaints and Grievances.
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