Clever gift delivery ideas

So, Christmas is fast approaching and I have come to ask the forum's collective genius/mischeviousness for some help.

Tie it to a glass rose.

Put the gun (unloaded) down the front of your pants. When she says "Is that a gun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?" tell her to reach in there and find out. Put a bow on the fly of your jeans for extra holiday festiveness.

It feels weird not carrying.

It's kind of easy to understand how whale or others may feel if they haven't spent much time around guns or haven't been
in a situation that a gun may possibly save a life. I witnessed an at gun point robbery before and the criminals almost hit my truck eyeing me out right before the giant revolver was pointed at two unsuspecting teenage girls about 200 yards from me. For some reason I knew that something wasn't right as the criminals were driving towards my truck and I instinctively did a few things right to keep them from holding me up. After the robbery I drove over to the girls, they jumped in my truck and we called the cops. The assailants were located and captured later that night based on my vehicle description. It's kind of strange to have a cop call you at one in the morning yelling we got them!

To reduce an opinion one way or another based this one incident would express a lack of objectivity but I'd rather have the option to protect my life or others if needed. On the other hand, not all people are cut out for safely using our carrying a gun and I can only speak for myself.

You don't know when you'll need it.

To USAF, give her a bunch of stuff gun related but only give her the gun last, or on Boxing day.

Give her a box of ammo, hearing protectors, shooting glasses, a cleaning kit, a range bagand even some spare mags but no gun.

Or strip the gun and wrap the components individually.

agentwhale007 wrote: Kayback wrote: Everyone has the need. You honestly never know when you'll need it, Just a difference of opinion I suppose -- And this is always one of those things where we don't see eye-to-eye because of cultural differences between South Africa and the U.S.  I used to be neutral when it came to the concept of carrying a firearm, but the more I learned about human psychology and crowd dynamics and actual crime statistics the more my opinion shifted into "Wow it's a silly/reckless/dangerous thing to do."  Now-a-days I'm rather supportive of making it illegal across the board to either open carry or concealed carry.

I disagree strongly, but I respect your opinion a bit more because you own/did own/have some experience with guns. I don't have any respect for anyone who tries to ban "ghost gun 30 caliber clip AK15 concealed carry Glock assault rifles with shoulder things that pop up".

agentwhale007 wrote: I apologize for derailing this thread.

This thread would have been derailed anyway.

Kayback wrote: To USAF, give her a bunch of stuff gun related but only give her the gun last, or on Boxing day. Give her a box of ammo, hearing protectors, shooting glasses, a cleaning kit, a range bagand even some spare mags but no gun. Or strip the gun and wrap the components individually.