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[FI_Reigns]
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Posted: 15 May 2005 at 8:04pm |
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So, after a bit of thought... Never date a Freshman because they think that they now own you. Indeed, they feel that you have no other life outside of them. You may not even exist when you are not with them. What has lead me to this and to my three-day relationship (Tuesday to Thursday)? Being called at 3:00 in the morning Wednesday. "H-Hello, who is this?" Yes or now she actually called me at 3:00 in the morning to talk to her cat...yes or noooo. YES. That and she threw all of my Skoal cans out of my truck. I was saving those. I know, they're junk, but it's my junk and I like them being there. So, freshman girls with a 4.7GPA= poop. |
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PlentifulBalls
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So shes smart, but was she hot?
And how did it end? And all I know is that if any girl called me at 3am to talk to her cat, she would get a stern talking too. Not to mention her cat would mysteriously end up in my pocket knife in its head. Edited by PlentifulBalls |
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
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Bugg
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uh, dude, thats most of the girls in high school.. I'm having problems too, but a diff way... I guess... look up the Friday the 13th post by me and get caught up
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cdacda13
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She threw away your tins of skoal, thats the worst thing ever, i dont
know what i would do if someone did that to mine(30 and counting)
Was she hott? Is she crazy? |
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[FI_Reigns]
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She was...cute. Really tiny though, like 5'0", maybe 5'1", 85lbs. Pretty much: "Hey...sorry, but, you know that song, God Bless the Broken Road by Rascal Flats? Yeah, well...that's ain't us." Then I walked away and she allegedly cried. Edit- Crazy? Heck no, she wants that perfect GPA, would never smoke, drink, etc. Not wild at all. Cute, yes. Hot...not really. Edit- Her mom blamed me for his B in the class we're in. Edited by [FI_Reigns] |
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cdacda13
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Is she crazy? you never answered that
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procarbinefreak
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phone call at 3 am gets this:
"its 3am ... i'm supposed to be sleeping..." *click* |
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[FI_Reigns]
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You figured me out, lol! Anyway, yeah, I hear her mom saying, when we got interims and everything: "So, you got a B? Why are your grades slipping so badly? That's the second one this semester, rawr!!! Is it your new boyfriend? He's distracting you, argh!!!" She was telling and lot's of profanity. Edited by [FI_Reigns] |
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Bugg
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Ya, girls moms are the crazy ones, not the girls...
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i brought a girl home 45 minutes late once and her mother was in tears and her dad almost killed me, but the chick failed to tell me that on our way home, so as a rule of mine, i will no longer be involved with that specific female
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If your flying in a plane and a fly is flying inside of your plane and the windows are up, does the fly add weight to the plane?
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Bugg
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Girls are confusing, but the reward is worth putting up with their crap...
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DOZER
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and buggs last reply pretty much somes it up, they're crazy but in the end its worth it
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If your flying in a plane and a fly is flying inside of your plane and the windows are up, does the fly add weight to the plane?
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What is SKOAL?
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I need a new Sig...
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Snipa69
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I have a friend who does dip, and it has to be one of the most disgusting habbits I have ever had to put up with. I have yelled at him so many times for spitting into his cup while in my car. He knows the rule that there is no chewing while in my car. Next time I'll plug his nose and hold his mouth shut so he swallows it then push him out of the car before he can vomit in it.
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Hitman
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Maybe it wasn't a cat in the animal sense... maybe she wanted you to come over and kiss her?
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Panda Man
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^ maybe you should edit that.
But anyways... your Friggin 18!!! what the hell are you doing hanging out with 14 - 15 yr olds?! Edited by Panda Man |
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oreomann33
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oh well.
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