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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 9:33pm
I shot a 4th of Julyy sparkler out of my friends old eradictaor. It was like a flare, except much smaller. We took cover after we shot it for fear of something bad happening.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 9:37pm
Originally posted by cadet_sergeant cadet_sergeant wrote:

i used to carry a pod of marbles never shot any of them though





LOL, I would laugh if you accidently filled your hopper with the marbles and just lit some kid up and then bunkers were like poping and stuff. Holes in trees, complete chaos lol
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 9:38pm

My ideas (some I have tried, some I have not):

ok, for you boom stick doodz, put your stock barrel on to goof around (some moron will take that last part in a bad way).

One thing you can do is take those Mardi gras beads and break them apart (just snap the string in ONE spot so it basically forms a "Mardi Gras string of those uber cheap crappy gaudy plastic bead thingies which party animal women flash men to get beacuse they are ungodly drunk on a day (comicly) called "fat tuesday"). Grab one end of it, and shove the rest down the barrel, (keeping your hands away from the end of the barrel) fire the gun... they will whip around, shooting all of the beads across the room.

Another thing is to take all of those fallen mardi gras beads, shove them down your barrel, and shoot them, like buckshot (it works best with a closed bolt gun, like an SL).

The results are teh awesome...

Another thing is to load a grape in and shoot it at the floor. I did that when one of my friends was over my house... I held the end of the barrel like 2 feet from the floor... the grape hits and splatters all over the floor. All that's left is the skin, the insides (and a whole bunch of water that was stored inside) are spread out over a 1 foot area. It made a cool sound also... sort of a "POP, FWOOOOOOOMP, DANK, *splatter"

You can take a sheet of paper, and fold in half, then fold it in half again (so it is 1/4 of its original size) then roll it up (so it resembles a shotgun slug). take the barrel off, and shove it down the chamber side, put the barrel on, and fire it. It flies only a couple feet, but when it hits a floor or wall, from less than 6 inches, boy is it loud. Then the paper shreads up and gets all beaten up, and the end mushrooms slightly.

Sharpies are awesome for this kind of thing... plus, if you're velocity is way up (and the end of the barrel is like 3 inches from a concrete wall) the sharpie can break open and leave a splatter mark on the wall (which will, comicly, be permanant)

You know those old Van Damme movies? How about those old Yellow Jacket and Spiro Gyra cassettes? Lets put them to good use... Break them open, and take all of the tape out, put it into a huge ball, and shove it in the barrel, and fire... Imagine the results... for better effect, turn your velocity all the way up... Hell, take the velocity screw all of the way out...

Lawn darts. (take the fins off)

Anything sharp or pointy that can cause bodily harm.

Radio active Uranium pellets.

Bust up a CD into many, many pieces with a hammer (just use a michael jackson CD, or a blank CD-r or something) drop em in the barrel... and bang... (make sure no one is infront of the barrel)

A <female fun toy> (I'd be lauging histerically if I ever saw someone try this) (then I'd promptly puke all over the place realising what I just saw..)

bolts, screws, nails, etc... (GET OUT OF THE WAY if you dare try this, and use your stock barrel)

Pry the keys off of your old, broekn key board, load em up, and fire...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 9:39pm
Originally posted by Jeremy578 Jeremy578 wrote:

Originally posted by cadet_sergeant cadet_sergeant wrote:

i used to carry a pod of marbles never shot any of them though





LOL, I would laugh if you accidently filled your hopper with the marbles and just lit some kid up and then bunkers were like poping and stuff. Holes in trees, complete chaos lol

I'vd thought of a better way to get rid of wiping speedball tourney morons:

Pepper balls

Man, I'd do most anything for a case of these thingies (notice I said MOST anything)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 9:49pm
Originally posted by Belt #2 Belt #2 wrote:

Originally posted by Jeremy578 Jeremy578 wrote:

Originally posted by cadet_sergeant cadet_sergeant wrote:


i used to carry a pod of marbles never shot any of them though


LOL, I would laugh if you accidently filled your hopper with the marbles and just lit some kid up and then bunkers were like poping and stuff. Holes in trees, complete chaos lol


I'vd thought of a better way to get rid of wiping speedball tourney morons:


Pepper balls


Man, I'd do most anything for a case of these thingies (notice I said MOST anything)



If you know someone is law enforement or something, they can get them for you. Also try the internet but I dont know about that.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 9:59pm
Originally posted by Jeremy578 Jeremy578 wrote:

Originally posted by Belt #2 Belt #2 wrote:

Originally posted by Jeremy578 Jeremy578 wrote:

Originally posted by cadet_sergeant cadet_sergeant wrote:


i used to carry a pod of marbles never shot any of them though


LOL, I would laugh if you accidently filled your hopper with the marbles and just lit some kid up and then bunkers were like poping and stuff. Holes in trees, complete chaos lol


I'vd thought of a better way to get rid of wiping speedball tourney morons:


Pepper balls


Man, I'd do most anything for a case of these thingies (notice I said MOST anything)



If you know someone is law enforement or something, they can get them for you. Also try the internet but I dont know about that.

What happens if that someone in law enforcement hates my guts beacuse I'm arrogant and I'm constantly in trouble?

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 10:00pm

Alrighty, ive shot m80's and m98's through the barrel of a talon, ive shot unripe tomatos through it, ive shot a cherrie at a birdfeeder through a spyder...yea it broke the bird feeder

i think thats about it....

And with those pepperball things, only law enforcment places can get em, ive tryed online to no avail, and when you get hit with one of those things and the pepper is all over...yea you go to the hospital, ive seen them used at a jail its pretty sweet.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 10:01pm
i once shot an entire family of turtles out of my paintball gun...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 10:02pm
^^^ yea well i shot out a family of ducks

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 10:03pm

A wooden stick, flew pretty hard, I shot my friend in the nuts with it, he wasn't happy.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 10:09pm

i have shot that crappest wal-mart paint and hit and killed a squrrile (sp) but i have shot a t-shirt.  What was happening was i just got my e-bolt and i was trying to put it in but it took me so long it was about 1 or 2 in the  morning and i thought it would keep the gun quiet but it made a really loud noise and my mom thought i shot and broke my window.

i want to shoot a pice of wood (like the size of a hot wheel) at this big ant hill in my back yard.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 10:11pm
because your a retard (talking about mehs)

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You guys know those cheap little plastic men that come with parachutes? Those are awesome. Undo the parachute and grab the middle, then smooth it down like a pen is shaped. Stuff and chute... get it chute...
Another fun thing is to load a cotton ball into an empty gun, then pretend that you aren't sure if it's loaded and shoot it. Really funny to watch someone freak until they realize that it's a cotton ball.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 10:33pm
Originally posted by Squirrel Master Squirrel Master wrote:

This should probably be in Pball Ideas....No, it shouldn't...

but what if you loaded your barrel with food and shot it into your mouth.....is that stupid?Yes
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 10:42pm

Originally posted by 98God 98God wrote:

because your a retard (talking about mehs)

No, not really, because he told me to shoot it at him, he wanted to see how much it hurt...I aimed low not to hit his head.  Don't jump to any conclusions and call people retarded, it makes you look like a retard.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 10:49pm
and it also makes you a retard for shooting a stick at your friend...even if he wanted to you have the choice not to...thats how people get hurt...stupid crap like that
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 10:54pm
oh but of course 98god you are correct.  you are the master of the universe.  you have never EVER EVER done anything stupid, immature, or anything else along those lines?   i wanna try some lawndarts, marbels, and a sharpie.  lol they sound awesome.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 August 2004 at 11:10pm
ive shot marbles...they definitly ricochet for long distances.

also, take wax and make a paintball sized ball of it. Load it into the barrel....NOT the gun, unless you want the wax all over in your gun.

Im not responsible for anyone that ruins their guns...
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Crushed Ice is nice, so is a cherry, the pit explodes.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 August 2004 at 12:20am

Originally posted by Glassjaw Glassjaw wrote:

oh but of course 98god you are correct.  you are the master of the universe.  you have never EVER EVER done anything stupid, immature, or anything else along those lines?   i wanna try some lawndarts, marbels, and a sharpie.  lol they sound awesome.

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