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I’ll feed you to my SNAKE!! METALFACE!!

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    Posted: 13 November 2005 at 5:46pm
So me and a friend of mine decide to go see SawII(Awsome Moive) and everything was going great, you know that "date" felling behind it start playing footsy etc... Well we get back to her house, and she decides to give me a Mohawk, and i was like "No way, I'd look like a goof..." then like all women when they want somthing they give you that puppy Dog/Inocent look, and with her that face I couldn't say No.... but I ended up sleeping at her house(she basically slept on my shoulder on her couch). Well anyways... I guess this is what I look like with my new Hair cut.


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slept on your shoulder for just that...what the hell were you thinking?

you get -27 pimp points.


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i'd shave it all off
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Hey man, one step at a time, I've known this girl since I was 5(My parents were friends with there parents etc..) Later when it gets longer she wants to Dye it Blue or somthing like that, but whatever... Fells kinda Drafty in my house now.
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You are probably the worst person with girls EVER...
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and you are in 2nd place

 

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well at least we know who wears the pants in their relationship...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


Oh sorry...

I'm with spooky.. shave it.

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Originally posted by TheSpookyKids87 TheSpookyKids87 wrote:

i'd shave it all off

do it now

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Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:

well at least we know who wears the pants in their relationship...


Meh? I'm as suprised as anyone she even has a shred of liking to me. she has that attitude I enjoy though, and we basically like everything the other one does, but she hates the fact I will put a paintball game before hanging out with her friends.


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Originally posted by redneckdeerhntr redneckdeerhntr wrote:

and you are in 2nd place

 

Excuse me? You are the redneck, I am the preppy kid. Who do you think is better with girls?
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Originally posted by redneckdeerhntr redneckdeerhntr wrote:

and you are in 2nd place

 

was that a joke?...

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Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

Originally posted by redneckdeerhntr redneckdeerhntr wrote:

and you are in 2nd place

 

Excuse me? You are the redneck, I am the preppy kid. Who do you think is better with girls?

yeah, and cousins don't count here.

btw panda, i can understand she may be "the one" for you, but to the rest of us getting to sleep next to some chick cause they shaved your hair seems like you are getting the crappy end of the deal. let's at least see a pic of her so we can judge whether it was worth it.
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Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

Originally posted by redneckdeerhntr redneckdeerhntr wrote:

and you are in 2nd place

 

Excuse me? You are the redneck, I am the preppy kid. Who do you think is better with girls?


*ahem*

I get all the girls ;]
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My SDI had the same haircut. Wonder if his wife did it?
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Originally posted by Boss_DJ Boss_DJ wrote:

*ahem*
i get all the girls ;]


Dreams don't count DJ.

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Originally posted by Linus Linus wrote:

Originally posted by Boss_DJ Boss_DJ wrote:

*ahem*
i get all the girls ;]


Dreams don't count DJ.


shut up, your face looks like whale's ass

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Give her one to match it.
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Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:


Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:


Originally posted by redneckdeerhntr redneckdeerhntr wrote:

and you are in 2nd place


Excuse me? You are the redneck, I am the preppy kid. Who do you think is better with girls?

yeah, and cousins don't count here.

btw panda, i can understand she may be "the one" for you, but to the
rest of us getting to sleep next to some chick cause they shaved your
hair seems like you are getting the crappy end of the deal. let's at
least see a pic of her so we can judge whether it was worth it.


Heck yeah he's getting the crappy end of the deal. My girlfriend does more than just sleep on my shoulder, and I don't have to let her cut my hair. Come to think of it.. I don't have to do anything..

You, my mohawk-headed friend, have just been effed over by a female. Don't worry. It won't be the last time in your life. They screw us guys over all the time.

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