Tippmann Paintball Homepage
Forum Home Forum Home > Tippmann Paintball > Paintball Ideas / News From Tippmann
  New Posts New Posts
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Register Register  Login Login

Skydiving Paintball?!
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  123>
Author
Message Reverse Sort Order
  Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Ilford Rule View Drop Down
Gold Member
Gold Member
Avatar

Joined: 05 December 2005
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 1460 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ilford Rule Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: Skydiving Paintball?!
    Posted: 15 January 2008 at 9:40pm
Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

You sir have just increased the level of fail in this thread by 10.

I know, why don't we create the greatest sniper rifle ever that shoots like a mile. So that way all these wanna be sniper newbs have something to shoot.

I already made that sniper rifle snake! It has 253 ub3r-1337 Opsgear 21" Sniper barrels duct-taped together. It has awesome range! I mean sniper is in the NAME of the barrel, how can it not be amazing?!
CPro (w/ polished internals)
14" Bigshot
BT SBS
Various Rails
NcSTAR D4B
Macro
AA 68/45

CCI Phantom
45 Grips
Back to Top
carl_the_sniper View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
Strike 1 - 7/29, Bad Linky

Joined: 08 April 2006
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11259 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote carl_the_sniper Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 December 2007 at 12:15pm
Originally posted by TJ-AmbushSniper TJ-AmbushSniper wrote:

well, all these ideas are completley stupid, but i got a lot of laughs out of this thread lol


how about a paintthrower made by tippman. Liquid paint in a 3 gallon drum backpack lol.



Bumping a thread a month later to tell people that don't come here anymore that they are idiots is idiotic.
Back to Top
Snake6 View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
Outranked by guitarguy?

Joined: 11 September 2003
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 11229 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Snake6 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 December 2007 at 10:33am
You sir have just increased the level of fail in this thread by 10.

I know, why don't we create the greatest sniper rifle ever that shoots like a mile. So that way all these wanna be sniper newbs have something to shoot.
Back to Top
TJ-AmbushSniper View Drop Down
Member
Member


Joined: 28 December 2007
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 27 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote TJ-AmbushSniper Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 December 2007 at 9:37am

well, all these ideas are completley stupid, but i got a lot of laughs out of this thread lol

how about a paintthrower made by tippman. Liquid paint in a 3 gallon drum backpack lol.
-Tippmann A-5
Double Trigger
X7 Hopper to replace A5
-Draxxus 48ci 3000psi HPA
-Proto Switch EL Camo

Back to Top
What to do? View Drop Down
Member
Member
Avatar
Strike 1 - Language, 4/8

Joined: 01 April 2007
Location: Neutral Zone
Status: Offline
Points: 298 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote What to do? Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 December 2007 at 5:12pm
Originally posted by tippmannfreak tippmannfreak wrote:

^you sir, FAIL


Edited by What to do? - 09 December 2007 at 5:13pm
Back to Top
tippmannfreak View Drop Down
Gold Member
Gold Member

Strike 1 - Inappropriate Post, 1/15

Joined: 29 June 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1044 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tippmannfreak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 December 2007 at 11:06pm
^you sir, are a jerk

Edited by tippmannfreak - 05 December 2007 at 11:07pm
Back to Top
What to do? View Drop Down
Member
Member
Avatar
Strike 1 - Language, 4/8

Joined: 01 April 2007
Location: Neutral Zone
Status: Offline
Points: 298 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote What to do? Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 December 2007 at 10:40pm

Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by Kingtiger Kingtiger wrote:

Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

Paintball in space!!!!!


You know, it would work... so long as the air cylinder was strong enough to not explode in the low-pressure environment. Of course, every shot you fired would propel you in the opposite direction.
And if you were  facing the right way, into the sun, or the atmosphere and burn to a crisp (although getting to the sun would take a while) or even just so far into space you would die of starvation or lack of oxygen. Hypothetically of course.


Or, you could just fire the marker in the other direction and use the reaction to get back to where you started from.

Lmao, imagine the nightmare of running out of air and you STILL have a long way to go....
Back to Top
GhilleMan View Drop Down
Gold Member
Gold Member

Strike 1 - Language, 11/15

Joined: 10 October 2003
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1157 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote GhilleMan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 November 2007 at 4:43pm
I wonder what that screaming I'm hearing is....oh yes....by braincells being slaughtered by the shear ignorance your secreat.
Smart Parts, Stupid People... Go figure

Shoot To Thrill on stockclass, mcarter, and the dreadful pbn
Carter Mini Comp, Carter Tricar, PPS Blazer

Back to Top
Brianwawrz View Drop Down
Member
Member
Avatar

Joined: 20 June 2007
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 156 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Brianwawrz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 October 2007 at 5:08pm
Would be extremely fun, but impractical.
Back to Top
scrumsguy View Drop Down
Member
Member
Avatar

Joined: 21 July 2007
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 764 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote scrumsguy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 October 2007 at 5:51pm

or you could play in the international space station and not have to wory about space suits, your co2 or floating away

only problem

the paintballs would explode leaving the earth
Help support the Youth In Asia!

Member Of Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

Back to Top
Mack View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Has no impulse! control

Joined: 13 January 2004
Location: 2nd Circle
Status: Offline
Points: 9906 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 October 2007 at 11:21pm
Originally posted by Kingtiger Kingtiger wrote:

Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

Paintball in space!!!!!


You know, it would work... so long as the air cylinder was strong enough to not explode in the low-pressure environment. Of course, every shot you fired would propel you in the opposite direction.
And if you were  facing the right way, into the sun, or the atmosphere and burn to a crisp (although getting to the sun would take a while) or even just so far into space you would die of starvation or lack of oxygen. Hypothetically of course.


Or, you could just fire the marker in the other direction and use the reaction to get back to where you started from.
Back to Top
Kingtiger View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Now with 100% more Fail

Joined: 17 May 2007
Location: Denver, CO
Status: Offline
Points: 1746 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kingtiger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 October 2007 at 8:19pm
Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

Paintball in space!!!!!


You know, it would work... so long as the air cylinder was strong enough to not explode in the low-pressure environment. Of course, every shot you fired would propel you in the opposite direction.
And if you were  facing the right way, into the sun, or the atmosphere and burn to a crisp (although getting to the sun would take a while) or even just so far into space you would die of starvation or lack of oxygen. Hypothetically of course.

Edited by Kingtiger - 23 October 2007 at 8:20pm
Back to Top
tallen702 View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Hipster before Hipster was cool...

Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: Under Your Bed
Status: Offline
Points: 11850 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tallen702 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 October 2007 at 8:32pm
Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

Paintball in space!!!!!


You know, it would work... so long as the air cylinder was strong enough to not explode in the low-pressure environment. Of course, every shot you fired would propel you in the opposite direction.
<Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.>
Back to Top
SSOK View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
The Savior of Christmas

Joined: 01 September 2005
Location: PRNJ
Status: Offline
Points: 5919 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SSOK Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 October 2007 at 8:08pm

Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

Paintball in space!!!!!

Barrel tags ftw.
Back to Top
scotchyscotch View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Truly a shining example to you all.

Joined: 09 October 2006
Location: Scotland
Status: Offline
Points: 1987 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote scotchyscotch Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 October 2007 at 10:04am
Paintball in space!!!!!
Back to Top
Mack View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Has no impulse! control

Joined: 13 January 2004
Location: 2nd Circle
Status: Offline
Points: 9906 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 October 2007 at 4:06pm
^^^ Good answer to a trick question.
Back to Top
What to do? View Drop Down
Member
Member
Avatar
Strike 1 - Language, 4/8

Joined: 01 April 2007
Location: Neutral Zone
Status: Offline
Points: 298 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote What to do? Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 October 2007 at 9:33am
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

What's the first thing a paintball para-trooper says upon reaching the ground?

A.  Ouch!

B.  I seem to have impaled myself on my 14" sniper barrel just a bit.

C.  Hand me that so I can push it back in.

D.  All of the above.

A because last time I tried, I can't say 3 things at once!

Back to Top
Mack View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Has no impulse! control

Joined: 13 January 2004
Location: 2nd Circle
Status: Offline
Points: 9906 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 October 2007 at 4:34pm
What's the first thing a paintball para-trooper says upon reaching the ground?

A.  Ouch!

B.  I seem to have impaled myself on my 14" sniper barrel just a bit.

C.  Hand me that so I can push it back in.

D.  All of the above.
Back to Top
carl_the_sniper View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
Strike 1 - 7/29, Bad Linky

Joined: 08 April 2006
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11259 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote carl_the_sniper Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 October 2007 at 11:40am

Ultralights are just a slightly less dumb idea than skydiving.

The players could not be allowed to shoot back at all.

Two person ultralights can be sketchy.

Insurance would be a nightmare.
<just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs>
Back to Top
Pokesomi View Drop Down
Member
Member
Avatar

Joined: 08 October 2007
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 10 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Pokesomi Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 October 2007 at 4:18am
now that sounds like fun.  In theory.
Live Win or Die Trying
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  123>
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 12.04
Copyright ©2001-2021 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.547 seconds.