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    Posted: 22 May 2007 at 11:00pm
With no spoon.


Trying to drink Yoplait original yogurt - black berry harvest.










I am failing miserably.




That is all.


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Drink it like a man would.


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The damn contents are holding like glue.


I fear it will all rush me at once, overwhelming my mouth.
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It's because I made you blind.
The desire for polyester is just to powerful.
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Ehh, I'd just squeeze it brace myself and take it full force.



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Use option B- Your right index finger
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This isn't gogurt man.

This is yogurt, and unstoppable force if unleashed in full quantity.
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Should have shaken it first then drank it.


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I'm failing because the damn stuff wont come out.


Resorting to finger method.





It's working.
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Stick your tongue inthe hole and be a man!
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There is now a giant glob of yogurt on my shirt.



Finger method has failed me as well.
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Throw it on someone sexy and lick it off.
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Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

This isn't gogurt man.This is yogurt, and unstoppable force if unleashed in full quantity.


I learned that in physics man. For true brah.
u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted

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Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

There is now a giant glob of yogurt on my shirt.



Finger method has failed me as well.


Get a straw, or use a fork!
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I am now in pursuit of Gatyrs idea.



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Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

I am now in pursuit of VIKINGS!
Fixed?
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WHY SO STUPID! YOU NOT HUNGRY FOR VIKINGS.

YOU HUNGRY FOR HOT POCKET!
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I am now in pursuit of Gatyrs idea.





Put yogurt on body parts
Call dogs over...
Enjoy!
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*puts yogurt on dog parts*


... Wait a second
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