Actually, we *did* start the fire.

If you don't know the original song, watch first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKu2QaytmrM

Razgriz, Nuclear, four accounts within a year
Ghost Rider, 357, plus a couple more.

Johnny Hopper, BooksAndLeaves, Mehs and Mephistopholes
Nintendo Wiis, PS3s, Xbox and its Cores

Gatyraids, Patrick's dead, Reb will always lock the thread
Stealth's photos, Pezzer's plane, stencils done by Choop.

Bravecoward, Sporx the chick, something's wrong with peebee's dick,
“I'M SO METAL AMIRITE!? LET'S ALL SHOOP DA WOOP!”

CHORUS
We didn't crash the server
There's no need to blame us
Or to try to shame us
We didn't crash the server
No we tried to hack it
But we couldn't crack it

Republicans and democrats, always getting into spats,
Health care, war on terror, each day a new debate.

Smoking weed, gun control, arguments are how we roll,
GoodSmitty, BadSmitty, always show up late.

GI JOE has got a SON, NotDaveEllis bought a gun
Post your picture yet again, Pedobear approved.

JohnnyHopper, Styro Folme, DeTrevni's got a new home
Making fun of bowl cuts, “Thread has been removed”

CHORUS

Gatyr's ridden like a bike, U S A F get's a strike,
Turns out he's not really gay, his account was hacked.

Ken Majors, mbro, where the hell did those guys go,
Doesn't matter anyway, they'll come crawling back.

Snake posts, Linus speaks, someone mentions “LOL 2 WEEKS!”
Swapping awesome stories about cleaning out latrines.

Evil Elvis, Kristofer, I'm sure there must be several more,
“We're not in the army, we're United States Marines.”

CHORUS

Old posters with new names, (all of you just lost the game)
Tae Kwon Do is MBD, Susan Storm is Clark.

Hookahs, chew and Salvia, posting pictures of your car
Videos from YouTube, funny stories linked from Fark.

PCF and Da Hui, BARREL BREAK and ProDigY,
SuperXero, Brihard, Kickinwing just tries too hard

CHORUS

High Voltage, Hades, Gatyr and his ladies,
Carl the sniper, Funky, Darur, You Wont See Me
Reb Cpl, Rambino, Rock Slide, Enos,
hwayhzrd, SandMan, KRL's in Afghanistan.

Reifdom, Glass Jaw, Zesty, Skillet, Hairball,
FAIL stamp, Something Awful, lollerskates, roflbrothel,
Brand new PBC, this is T&O not /b/!
IF YOU HAVE A FEMALE FRIEND WE DEMAND THE NUDEZ OR SHENS!

CHORUS

We didn't crash the server
But when we are gone
T&O lives on, and on, and on, and on...