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    Posted: 17 April 2015 at 4:58pm
Or they might have to take orders from a guy like me!  The by-name promotion list for May finally came out, and I'm on it.  
As of May 1st, I'll officially be Captain Cook, has a nice ring to it.  

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Nice! Congratulations!
Always nice to see one of our old hands moving up in the world.
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Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

As of May 1st, I'll officially be Captain Cook, has a nice ring to it.


Better never get stationed in Hawaii with a name like that.....
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Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

As of May 1st, I'll officially be Captain Cook, has a nice ring to it.


Better never get stationed in Hawaii with a name like that.....


You know, I was going to make a joke like that, but I didn't want to go full nerd.
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Congrats!
Innocence proves nothing
FUAC!!!!!


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Quote Captain Cook,
 

Does this promotion come with a powdered wig. 
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Thanks guys.  

1.  I will definitely be going to Hawaii once I get back from Kuwait and move to Alaska.  My HQs is based out of Hawaii and I'll be able to jump on one the regular transports for free. I'll do my best not to get beaten/stabbed to death.  

2. I sure hope it comes with a powdered wig.  If not, I'll be purchasing it ASAP.
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Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

Thanks guys.  

1.  I will definitely be going to Hawaii once I get back from Kuwait and move to Alaska.  My HQs is based out of Hawaii and I'll be able to jump on one the regular transports for free. I'll do my best not to get beaten/stabbed to death.  

2. I sure hope it comes with a powdered wig.  If not, I'll be purchasing it ASAP.
You will need a ship too.
Innocence proves nothing
FUAC!!!!!


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Captain Cook makes me think of bag cereal.
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Hope they spell it right for your nametag, you would never live it down if they made it Captain Hook by mistake. 

Congrats! 
They tremble at my name...
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