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ProBaller3000 
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 Topic: Funny Story
Posted: 28 April 2006 at 8:57pm |
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Ok i was playing at the field last week and i ran off the break to a bunker, i slip head first and this guy sais he hit me and the ref checks me i get called out because i slid and landed and when i slid paintballs broke on my chest i was so pisssed lol
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hybrid-sniper
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Posted: 28 April 2006 at 9:49pm |
ROFLCOPTER OMG U SOOO FUNNY I WISH I WAS AS KUL AS U
Lame story, wrong section. Lame.
Edited by hybrid-sniper - 28 April 2006 at 9:49pm
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DeTrevni
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b-YOU-ick. Was that so hard?
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Posted: 28 April 2006 at 11:58pm |
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you put the "i wish i hadn't wasted my time writing this sentence" in "ouch."
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__sneaky__
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Posted: 29 April 2006 at 12:02am |
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why is it that the "funny stories" are never funny in anyway
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iceman1186
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Posted: 29 April 2006 at 12:55am |
 __sneaky__ wrote:
why is it that the "funny stories" are never funny in anyway |
Because only idiots think that they are funny.
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DeTrevni
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b-YOU-ick. Was that so hard?
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Posted: 29 April 2006 at 2:31am |
here's a funny story: one time, i was chooping wood with a new hatchet. i told myself, "one final hack..." so, down descends the fresh blade, through the air, into the wood, through the wood, and wouldn't ya know it, right into my left kneecap. needless to say, i was a bit concerned for my well being, and proceeded to scream at the top of my lungs. i was about 11 or so, so there were some tears involved. my father rushed me to the emergency room, where the doctor made feeble attempts to reassure me. he then injected the wound with anisthetic or whatever that numbing junk is, and for about a minute, it burnt like mad. it burnt so bad, i tensed my muscles uncontrollably. my muscels were so tense, i managed to somehow fart on the doctor. he paused for a minute and i started laughing. hard. for a mental image: i was deciding on whether to laugh or cry some more, but eventually settled on doing some of both. because of this, my nickname throughout the schoolyear was hatchet. end.
true story too. i got this huge scar on my left knee now.
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jjclown23
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Posted: 30 April 2006 at 11:42am |
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^^ Ok thats a little better than the topic starter. Kind of gross though, putting "fart" in a joke, in my opinion, kills it right there.
It WAS a good story though.
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DeTrevni
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b-YOU-ick. Was that so hard?
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Posted: 30 April 2006 at 5:10pm |
jjclown23 wrote:
^^ Ok thats a little better than the topic starter. Kind of gross though, putting "fart" in a joke, in my opinion, kills it right there.
It WAS a good story though.
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not a joke. really happened to me. truth is infinately funnier than fantasy in my opinion.
Edited by DeTrevni - 30 April 2006 at 5:11pm
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ardyandkari
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Posted: 01 May 2006 at 6:15am |
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hey detrevni...your name isnt aaron by any chance is it??? ive got a friend here in faribault that did the same thing when he was about the same age.....
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.
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DeTrevni
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Posted: 01 May 2006 at 8:16am |
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no suh. i live in houston, texas, and my name is in my profile.
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