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Styro Folme 
Platinum Member
Strike 1 - Rules 1 and 2
Joined: 28 February 2005
Location: United States
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Points: 8086
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 Topic: Someone should make....
Posted: 26 December 2005 at 5:22pm |
....a paintball gun that fits in your anus, so on the break, you pull down your pants and moon the other team and when they're in disbelief/shock/amazement/confusement, you can shoot them without having to turn back around.....to get the full effect, you'd have to use the paint that smells like apples and banannas first.
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sneaky_sniper
Gold Member
Guested - inappropriate link 01/13
Joined: 05 September 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1325
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Posted: 26 December 2005 at 5:25pm |
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lmao, thats wrong dude!
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Mr.Shake56
Gold Member
Joined: 28 April 2005
Location: Bangladesh
Status: Offline
Points: 1020
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Posted: 26 December 2005 at 8:16pm |
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im calling the people who give you a big white vest and put you in a padded room is that okay
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tippyjack
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Joined: 09 May 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 74
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Posted: 26 December 2005 at 8:34pm |
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lol that would be kinda cool other than the kick might hurt...
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15 bps PSP ramp, no chops ever, and with a 98c....
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Monk
Moderator Group
Joined: 23 October 2003
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 6556
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Posted: 26 December 2005 at 10:32pm |
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*Mouth agape*
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Styro Folme
Platinum Member
Strike 1 - Rules 1 and 2
Joined: 28 February 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 8086
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Posted: 26 December 2005 at 11:03pm |
 tippyjack wrote:
lol that would be kinda cool other than the kick might hurt... |
<insert ion joke here>
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PaintballkidEPS
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Strike 2 - F-Bomb in Avatar (08/21)
Joined: 05 October 2004
Location: Russian Federation
Status: Offline
Points: 900
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Posted: 26 December 2005 at 11:05pm |
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if there was a smiley that slaps you, id use it right now
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stealthy2
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Joined: 01 December 2005
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Points: 77
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Posted: 26 December 2005 at 11:15pm |
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With technology like PEP(?) coming out its only a matter of time before they come out with a methan(Right?) powered marker. Wouldn't you hate to have to clean a marker after someone had the squirts with one of those? Haha.. Get it? ha.. Ok never mind....
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sneaky_sniper
Gold Member
Guested - inappropriate link 01/13
Joined: 05 September 2005
Location: United States
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Points: 1325
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Posted: 27 December 2005 at 12:07am |
Mr.Shake56 wrote:
im calling the people who give you a big white vest and put you in a padded room is that okay |
I KNOW THOSE GUYS!!! that room kicked ass man...
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Mack
Moderator Group
Has no impulse! control
Joined: 13 January 2004
Location: 2nd Circle
Status: Offline
Points: 9906
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Posted: 27 December 2005 at 12:24am |
Styro Folme wrote:
....a paintball gun that fits in your anus, so
on the break, you pull down your pants and moon the other team and when
they're in disbelief/shock/amazement/confusement, you can shoot them
without having to turn back around.....to get the full effect, you'd
have to use the paint that smells like apples and banannas first. |
I can see it now. . . . .
(Scene: A hospital emergency room)
ER Doc: "What's the problem buddy?"
Patient: "Ummm. . . . I lost my paintball marker."
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sneaky_sniper
Gold Member
Guested - inappropriate link 01/13
Joined: 05 September 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1325
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Posted: 27 December 2005 at 12:38am |
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[IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg">
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Styro Folme
Platinum Member
Strike 1 - Rules 1 and 2
Joined: 28 February 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 8086
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Posted: 27 December 2005 at 12:59am |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i laughed hard....
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Da dude
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Joined: 27 December 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 20
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Posted: 27 December 2005 at 7:03pm |
I got it!!! som1 get a remote control airplane and tape some paint gernades to the wings and run the plane into ur opponets like a
kamakizee!!!
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the_ion
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Joined: 20 December 2005
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 62
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Posted: 27 December 2005 at 8:49pm |
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except it hard to make a little plane fly with bug wheights on it
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benttwig33
Platinum Member
Whiner
Joined: 10 July 2003
Location: United States
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Points: 4722
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Posted: 27 December 2005 at 9:57pm |
That was almost funny, nice try. 
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Sig is WAY too big.
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DeTrevni
Moderator Group
b-YOU-ick. Was that so hard?
Joined: 19 September 2005
Location: Houston, Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 11957
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Posted: 28 December 2005 at 12:09am |
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just think of barrel tagging people. imagine someone bent over running backwards at you giggling maniacly...
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Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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