Near death

This lady was having her overies removed, she woke up but couldnt say anything because of the breating tube. She felt everything.. The anesthesiologist got fired and now shes a millionare.

my grandparents own two cabins in Payson Arizona (right by where the febuary fire was and the dude fire of like 90') we where just about to start poring the cement for the second cabin that summer, i was walking under the stairs to go down to the creek and get the water melon we but in to get it cool. there was a 20 foot drop to my right and it had just rained, my foot sliped and i fell, i missed a rock about the size of a 35inch tire by about 4 inches above my head.

another time i was refilling my dogs water bowl and the concret floor was a little wet, i slipped and my finger hit the inside of the power box on the wall, i felt like i was out for a second.

Enos's story ruled.

i got attacked by a sharp hay (chinese fighting dog) when i was little, like 5ish. it got me right on the high part of my shoulder/armpit, acouple inches from my neck.

the second wasnt really a near death, but i was driving a little 50 cc quad when i was like 8ish (fist time riding) and it was snowy. it was a light snow that covered a ditch in the ground and it caught the wheel, taking control of the quad and throwing me to the side...off a 6 foot stone wall onto pavment. i landed on my face and i was wearing a bike helmet, not a crash helmet. i guess i could have been paralyzed if i landed to wrog way.

I choked on a meatball in the cafeteria.

^^Shens??

Luckily nothing to bad as ever happend to me.

Dye Playa wrote: i got attacked by a sharp hay (chinese fighting dog) when i was little, like 5ish. it got me right on the high part of my shoulder/armpit, acouple inches from my neck. the second wasnt really a near death, but i was driving a little 50 cc quad when i was like 8ish (fist time riding) and it was snowy. it was a light snow that covered a ditch in the ground and it caught the wheel, taking control of the quad and throwing me to the side...off a 6 foot stone wall onto pavment. i landed on my face and i was wearing a bike helmet, not a crash helmet. i guess i could have been paralyzed if i landed to wrog way.

*Shar pei

 

 By far the nearest death experence was hen my car got stuck on the train tracks and a train was coming. I was only about 5. I remember the whole thing so vividly. The head lights of the on-coming train and my mom crying. She was franticly trying to put the car in reverse and then in drive again and again.

Nothing major here.  TONS of semi seriouse injurys but nothing near death.

Had one accident at work kinda wake me up and relize how quick things can go bad but i never got injured thier.  I was on a service call (im a Mehcanic i was working on school buses at the time).  So any ways turns out the Bus wont start and needs a starter (pounding on it and shorting it still did nothing).  The bus was in a school parking lot and it was fairly level and the weather was not bad so i decided to fix it their rather than tow it.

Well i get out the tools and sutch and decide to jack the bus so i can fit under the "low pro" bumper and the front axle (im a BIG guy ).  so i get out the jack and some stands and jack the bus up.  I get it jaked up enough for me to fit under the froint bumper and crawl under to put the jack stands under the axle and then all of a sudden i hear BANG and i feel the bus push down on my back and then STOP befor actually crushing me.  Well the jack literally snaped in two (the head snaped right off) and the bus fell but got jamed on the edge of the engein oil pan and the jack stand i was pushing under the truck.

I squirmed out from under REAL quick.  and started cursing and swearing.  The poor Dirver of the bus almost had a heart attack thinking i had got hurt but i was just cursing about how mutch damage the jack stand did to the oil pan LOL.  I got up never even thinking ran to the auto shop of the school asked the teacher for a jack ran back with the jack.  Jacked the bus up AGAIN and grabed the stand out with a pry bar and lowered the bus and called a tow truck LOL. 

Luckly that jack stand got jamed up or lets just say i would have become a VERY skinny man VERY quickly LOL.  and Also luckly the stand got jamed on the edge of the pan and did not put a whole in the pan juat dented it.  The engine alone in that bus weights 1300lbs whole front end around 4000-5000 lbs.

BUt im glad that kinda happened it really opened my eyes.

When i was paintballing one of my friends was trying the sp8. After a game we went to the safe area. But my mate was holding the gun in such a fashion that it was pointing straight at my face. I thought nothing of it as the air was disconnected. Then i remembered that the sp8 always hold enough air to fire 1 shot after the air is disconnected. I took one step to the side and as i was doing so the gun fired and clipped my ear. if i hadn't moved that was in my eyeball.
Not really near death just near serious injury or deathbut pretty scary none the less.

Panda Man wrote: oreomann33 wrote: Panda Man wrote: I woke up During Heart Surgery once(not open heart) and all the doctors around me about paniced... Though when they put me back under agian, they gave a little to much morphing and I couldn't eat anything for 2 days without puking it up.  Woah. What was that like? Intresting... They put me under threw these pills, then tolled me to count backgrounds from 100 I got to around 78, then they were like. "hmm.. your doing good, but could you drink this for me?" and after I drank that I basically got knocked out cold, then about 1/2 way threw I was lying there and I could see 3 Extremly bright lights and I rolled my eyes and I saw th nurse and shes like "Michael! He's... waking up..." then the doctor was looking at the Camera monitor then shifted over and looked at me, and just squinted his eyes and then they switched oxygen masks and I was like "ohh... god.. whats going on..."(then I could start feeling the camera getting shoved threw my leg(piched like a biotch), then I could start tasting the gas agian and went under, but the second time I kind of woke up I could hear the doctors really working fast and saying my Heart Rate was way to low, and some other Doctor crap and I kinda just passed out agian. Then they put me on a little to much morphing and I couldn't hold anything down, but it was the best feeling I have ever felt...  though when it was all done and over the doctor explained Why I kept waking up and all that... (but what he didn't know if that I have a somewhat tollerance to .. "pain" medicine due I used to be a little... Addicted to them.   So I think thats why I kept waking up, the drugs kept wearing off.

Dude.. that sucks so much. Holy crap.