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Topic: Youngest paintballer ever(6 year old)
Posted By: tippyjack
Subject: Youngest paintballer ever(6 year old)
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 4:43pm

We had a family down for vacation this week and one of the kids was 6 years old. He was one of those annoying little kids that act all motcho yet still sucks on his thumb. Well my brother and I were going out to play paintball and he wanted to come, his mom would let him play so he cried for 30 minutes till she said he could play. He gave him my 98 custom, put shoulder pads on him and a camo jacket that went all the way to the floor. We walked over to our field. First game we played was him verse me, I knew that if I hit him he would cry and cry and cry so I basically ran circles around him and shot shot trees 20 feet from him. He also called three time outs, one because he thought that our paintballs had colided in mid air yet it was just one on his paintballs hitting a shrub tree, then he called a time out because his gun wouldn't shoot because he had the safty on, and called another time out because he ran out of paint(yea he used a full 200 round hopper without a single hit). He finnaly hit my hopper. Then when my brother played him the next game my brother shot at him twice  and hit him in the mask, right in the mouth(the kid was standing right in open). He ripped off his mask and started running home to his mommy balling his eyes out. It was hallarious.

Anyone known a younger paintballer??



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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 4:48pm

I saw a 5 year old kid walking around on the field once.

He was the son of one of those speedball tourney fanatic morons... (Sadly, they are breeding...)

He wasn't playing, but rather walking around in a circle... it was quite odd... Then he got hit in the leg, or something...

It didn't make any sense...



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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 4:49pm
thats way to young. the parents need to start doing some parenting.

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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 4:50pm

Originally posted by boomstick boomstick wrote:

thats way to young. the parents need to start doing some parenting.

No, it isn't.

Age isn't a factor, it's maturity.

In this case, the kid was too IMATURE to be playing.

 

I win.



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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 4:51pm

no.



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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 4:59pm
i started playing at 4


Posted By: 5ptcontingency
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 5:10pm
Originally posted by Belt #2 Belt #2 wrote:

Originally posted by boomstick boomstick wrote:

thats way to young. the parents need to start doing some parenting.

No, it isn't.

Age isn't a factor, it's maturity.

In this case, the kid was too IMATURE to be playing.

 

I win.



Major factor in maturity is age, especially in young children. Children tend to have a very short attention span, which can be dangerous. They also don't know, don't remember, or disregard what might be a dangerous situation (i.e. jumping off tall objects, playing near deep water, touching a hot stove)

Another important thing about young children is that they tend to lack physical strength and dexterity to be able to perform what we think of as normal tasks.

Point is, if you can't tie your shoe, you shouldn't be on a paintball field.


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 5:11pm
Originally posted by Belt #2 Belt #2 wrote:

Originally posted by boomstick boomstick wrote:

thats way to young. the parents need to start doing some parenting.


No, it isn't.


Age isn't a factor, it's maturity.


In this case, the kid was too IMATURE to be playing.



I win.



Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 5:16pm
hahah


Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 5:19pm
I started playing when I was 6, but i wasnt as bad as that kid.

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Posted By: ¤ RaVeN ¤
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 5:25pm
i started when i was around 8-9...

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Posted By: Ilikepaintball1
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 6:06pm
same here..


Posted By: ImpyKing2
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 6:09pm
So just because hes 6 doesn't mean he can't play paintball. To me someone as little as 5 can play as long as they know how to hold and shoot a paintball gun. 

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Posted By: Jonner
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 6:12pm
i saw a kid at my field(one of the owners friends son) who had a Victor and it was up to his waist witho out the c02 tank...:p it was to heavy for him so he was dragging it around(hehehe) but his dad wouldnt let him play(good thing too) i think he was 3 or 4 and his dad was like "you can play when your older, i think your just a tad bit small.."

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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 6:31pm

when i was born th doctor gave me a paintball gun and i took out a nurse.

EDIT:  yay 900th post.



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Posted By: The Ho
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:06pm
I started playing when i was 5 and i have never cried. i have been shot in the nuts, the nose on accident and in the shin bone from two feet with a frozen ball from a dm4 going 290 fps.

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:10pm
Originally posted by 5ptcontingency 5ptcontingency wrote:

Originally posted by Belt #2 Belt #2 wrote:

Originally posted by boomstick boomstick wrote:

thats way to young. the parents need to start doing some parenting.

No, it isn't.

Age isn't a factor, it's maturity.

In this case, the kid was too IMATURE to be playing.

 

I win.



Major factor in maturity is age, especially in young children. Children tend to have a very short attention span, which can be dangerous. They also don't know, don't remember, or disregard what might be a dangerous situation (i.e. jumping off tall objects, playing near deep water, touching a hot stove)

Another important thing about young children is that they tend to lack physical strength and dexterity to be able to perform what we think of as normal tasks.

Point is, if you can't tie your shoe, you shouldn't be on a paintball field.
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Belt just got so pwned.

I applaud you sgt.


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Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:23pm

If we have younger and younger players soon we'll have a NPPL Diaper 7 Tournament.



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Posted By: AdmiralSenn
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:51pm
Some kids once who must have been 6 or 7. They wouldn't call themselves out and would not only keep playing, but shoot at people who were out. But if we shot at them after they failed to call out, they whined and cried.

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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 8:15pm
I saw a 5 yr old play, and he was ok for his age. He learned to keep people down and I think he managed to hit at least one person since I first saw him.

I alos taught a 4 yr old to shoot one.

I started at 14. I'm 16 now.

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Posted By: Ph34r
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 8:18pm
I've seen a pair of 5 year old twins playing at my field with their dad. They were pretty good for their age.

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Posted By: Multi-Colored J
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 9:11pm
Originally posted by Belt #2 Belt #2 wrote:

Originally posted by boomstick boomstick wrote:

thats way to young. the parents need to start doing some parenting.


No, it isn't.


Age isn't a factor, it's maturity.


In this case, the kid was too IMATURE to be playing.


 


I win.



Age is a complete factor.

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Posted By: DracoPlasm
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 9:12pm
I saw a 6 year old playing he had some big sppedball gun (i was new at the time dident know what it was) and a big old 20oz tank basicly the gun was as big as him lol he dident kill anyone but he never cried and always ran for bunkers and such

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Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 9:16pm
Originally posted by Belt #2 Belt #2 wrote:

Originally posted by boomstick boomstick wrote:

thats way to young. the parents need to start doing some parenting.


No, it isn't.


Age isn't a factor, it's maturity.


In this case, the kid was too IMATURE to be playing.


 


I win.



I 2nd that. Belt > You

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