Dying
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Topic: Dying
Posted By: JoeG254-PB
Subject: Dying
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:00pm
| What do you think is the worst way to Die I think Drowning is |
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Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:01pm
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Reading countless threads started by you. ------------- 
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:05pm
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being around mobius ------------- 
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:05pm
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god,msg. mobius stop flaming everbody. the worst way to die is either crushed, tear aprt by an animal, or any slow death. ------------- 
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Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:10pm
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Sorry, but my dumb freind has asked me this like twenty times, and whats the worst way to be tortured and poop like that. I think it's him coming back on the forum to annoy me. And I geuss it's by getting shot and someone pouring alchol and salt into the wound, then getting my eyelids cut, jabbed with a fiery piece of metal, then finally having a heart attack and dieing from pain. While having a stroke. -------------
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Posted By: JoeG254-PB
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:12pm
| ^^^what are you talking about |
Posted By: Death~By~Paint
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:12pm
bleeding slowly from having your you know wich(body part in your pants) chopped off    ------------- 
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Posted By: RfUiLreZ
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:13pm
| Burning alive. That would suck so bad. |
Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:15pm
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Stay with me this time. My freind, is not very smart, he can never shut up and keeps asking me things like that. He has asked me "Whats the worst way to die?" atleast 10 times. And other questions like that. Sorry for flaming but that's pretty annoying. -------------
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JoeG254-PB wrote:Posted By: tyranny
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:21pm
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Posted By: JoeG254-PB
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:22pm
oh I thought you were talking about me |
Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:24pm
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Being thrown into a lake that has oil on top that is burning and everytime you found a spot that didnt have burning fire over it some big dude punches you in the face ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:26pm
I don't know...... I geuss because I play games on-line with him, and we paintball. Isn't Paintball what brings all of us Forum nerds together. -------------
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Posted By: sniped out
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:32pm
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Armegeddon, with comets(or meteors, cant remember what is the proper way) flying around, destroying junk, and you, just knowing your either gonna get crushed by a meteor, or falling building, or worst of all, surviving until the whole planet is just a buncha dust in space, and you suffocating. or
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Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:36pm
any slow death or what ever MSG said cause that kid is crazy.  ------------- <no ginormous sigs please> |
Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:39pm
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Not really, actually I am the funniest kid, in real life. But at night, the funny kid has an alternate identity, internet forum surfer, who flames other and says wierd things.
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Posted By: paintballaluke
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:43pm
------------- New Black Matrix. |
Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:45pm
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Not as bad you think. Plenty of people done it. -------------
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Posted By: 636andy636
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:46pm
| id say being burned slowly |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:46pm
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Burning..or being beheaded.
Beheaded SLOWLY. ------------- 
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Posted By: Super NEWB
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:47pm
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Posted By: JoeG254-PB
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:47pm
| being beheaded slowly |
Posted By: Sumo_Monkey22
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:48pm
| Burned alive. |
Posted By: tyranny
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:49pm
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i'd say the worst torture to die from would be having a rat chew throuhg you like in 2fast2furious |
Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 7:54pm
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or being beheaded with a dull axe...very dull so they have to hack away at your neck while you're still alive....and just take hack after hack ------------- http://imageshack.us">
GUN WHORE XTC |
Posted By: 98ball
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 8:06pm
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mustard gas ------------- 
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Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 8:08pm
Thats would snap your neck, maybe even killing you instantly, now that bad. -------------
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Posted By: JoeG254-PB
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 8:09pm
| my great grandfather survived mustard gas in WWI |
Posted By: Ph34r
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 8:12pm
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Ebola virus, enough said. By far the worst way to die. ------------- 
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Posted By: 98CUstOMizER
Date Posted: 28 July 2004 at 8:14pm
-------------  Stick Stickly...remember him?
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Posted By: Slothbutt
Date Posted: 29 July 2004 at 1:30am
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Put in a cofin and buried alive. ------------- http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/2688/3guns27ef.jpg - My Paintball Guns http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2711/arand9mmak9.jpg - New "Toys" |
Posted By: 636andy636
Date Posted: 29 July 2004 at 1:32am
| having your balls and penis nawed off by rats |
Posted By: themovielife
Date Posted: 29 July 2004 at 1:39am
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Anything that involves pain.
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Posted By: The Ho
Date Posted: 29 July 2004 at 1:50am
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being bit to death by leaches ------------- I LIKE BIKES! |
Posted By: Slothbutt
Date Posted: 29 July 2004 at 1:57am
Would that really be that bad? You can't feel the bites, you would get faint and pass out from blood loss, then die...seems like a good way to go. ------------- http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/2688/3guns27ef.jpg - My Paintball Guns http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2711/arand9mmak9.jpg - New "Toys" |
Posted By: Mountainranger
Date Posted: 29 July 2004 at 2:00am
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I would hate to die from a poisonous spider bite... or from rabies...
Just the idea of losing control of your body as your mind deteriorates. |
Posted By: Ejp414
Date Posted: 29 July 2004 at 2:09am
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I'd hate to die within the next few years, method doesn't matter. I just want to at least have a chance to do something memorable, whether I do or not is a different story, but I at least want the chance. ------------- __________________ __________________ |
Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 29 July 2004 at 3:13am
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Having your eyelids sliced off then being tied to the ground, face up,
in noon day sun, on top of a fire ant hill, then having honey liberally
applied to your crotch. ------------- 
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Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 29 July 2004 at 8:50am
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I'd have to say the poster who mentioned Ebola was really close to my take on the worst way to die, though there are various forms of cancer which are just as bad or worse. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: bigmike102
Date Posted: 29 July 2004 at 8:54am
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being eaten by tiny little spiders... ewww i hate the little devils... ------------- . |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 9:09pm
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Car crash where you slowly die from blood loss. Shark attack. ------------- 
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 9:11pm
Thief. |
Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 9:30pm
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Being tied up and having your eye lids cut off. Then your family is murdered and raped one by one infront of your bloody eyes. Then have your own throat slit.
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 9:42pm
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Having your throat slit. Its not like getting cut hurts, its just a terrible feeling, and depending on how your throat is slit, you could either be dead before you hit the floor, or it could take a couple minutes. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 9:47pm
Why the blue hell did you bump a 2-year old thread? |
Posted By: Squishey
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 9:49pm
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since its back... whats with all the eye lid being cut off things??
------------- Canadians do it on top. 
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 9:52pm
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i think getting shot in the stomach would be the worst, its the longest way from what im told. mobius, you really a MSG? |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 9:54pm
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Your thinking of a buckweats. Getting shot up the butt. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 10:06pm
| stuck in the middle of the ocean |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 10:08pm
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Having a pipe shoved up your bum, then a searing hot poker inserted through the pipe until you die because all your innards were slowly incinerated. Your screams can be heard for miles. Read that in "Timeline" and thought: ouch... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: TEHGANGSTER
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 10:31pm
damn! ------------- 
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Posted By: God Of War
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 10:32pm
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anything in Saw/Saw II ------------- Semper Fi 98custom 14" Proggressive barrel 20 oz C02 tank R/T kit EmpireII auto hopper |
Posted By: Savage93fvss
Date Posted: 08 August 2006 at 10:35pm
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Jumper Cables clamped on your balls that where just smashed by a vice.....
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 8:37am
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I read about this, and it's a horrible way to die. I forget where it was practiced, but it was saved for people that did truly horrible things.
The offender was placed in a small boat or box, long enough for the person to lay down in, and with holes for the arms and head cut out. Fruit and vegetables, along with sugary water or possibly honey was placed inside, on and around the person. Some insects, like flies and others that feed on rotting things were also added. Another small boat was tied on top. Now the person is tied in place, trapped in a case, but with their head and arms out so they can be fed. This whole contraption is left someplace warm. Over the next days and possibly weeks, the person is slowly killed by the damp and rot around him, and the insects feeding on the weak flesh. They said that when it was all done there was a foul mush left inside, barely recognizable as human. Imagine the cramped, damp feeling, and knowing that you're being eaten alive by maggots and other insects. You can struggle, but you'll get too tired and weak to do much resisting or shaking before long and you'll just have to lay there. ------------- 
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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 10:07am
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Posted By: DsXz
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 10:15am
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sarin nerve gas... if anyones seen "the rock" ull know what im talkin about, and yes its a real weapon. ***edit*** about the saw/saw II comment, i sorta agree, the razorwire cage was brutal. "he cut himself so deep we found traces of stomach acid on the ground" o_O ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 10:30am
Dear christ.. ------------- 
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Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 10:53am
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getting killed by a blood that would suck ------------- 
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 11:06am
Exactly. It's not something I care to imagine too vividly, but it's hard not to. It was in my friend's book about old execution and torture methods. They were creative back in the day. I think they'd only feed them sweet stuff, to make them more appetizing, and it had to be like the feeling of wet socks in your shoes, but magnified beyond belief, raising sores that enticed the insects to start in on you. And the smell... -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 12:07pm
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Buttsekszed for 72 hours by a viagara-addicted male porn star with ebola.
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 12:48pm
Fixed. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: DarkSideEchoes
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 2:55pm
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I was going to say buried alive but the whole "buttseks" and the insect thing totally beats it. I don't know what could possibly make this occur, but have your body start to explode from the inside out, but slowly. your skin and intestines would start to split and every nerve ending in your body would be torn. Man, do i have a sick mind. ------------- 
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Posted By: pbdude985
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 5:25pm
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ouch ------------- 
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 5:27pm
LOL, I remember it felt like that when I sat through half the new Superman movie. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 5:35pm
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Munged alive!
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 5:47pm
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Drowning in Feces. Then being burned alive.... by lit cigarettes. ------------- X |
Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 6:04pm
| bleeding through a pin sized hole that cannot be stocked by anything . |
Posted By: Frobs
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 6:21pm
| umm eating glass until your stomach explodes. |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 8:20pm
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Sliding down a bed of nails on your stomach into a pool of lemon juice.
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 10:17pm
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Actually happened to a zoo keeper in Austria or something. He was tending to a constipated elephant, and after administering 24 animal laxatives, he was about to give the elephant an enima (read: garden hose), when the elephant relieved himself, burying the keeper. He was found 2 hours later, dead. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: adblink
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 10:23pm
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definitely being buried alive, hands down. You would go mentaly insane just thinking about the situation you were in. next in line would definitly have to be burning to death, that would take awhile for it to actually kill you then drowning ------------- Tippmann Custom Pro 14" Lapco Bigshot Barrel R/T Trigger Adjustable Stock Raised Adjustable Sight Rail Halo B Loader Pure Energy Remote Line Pure Energy 68/3000 JT Flex-8 Camo Mask |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 August 2006 at 10:54pm
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Lick the strip pole.
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