Haiku fever...
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Topic: Haiku fever...
Posted By: SandMan
Subject: Haiku fever...
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:38pm
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Post your best attempt at a haiku... Winner gets a new title:
"Official Forum Haiku Champion" In case you don't know what a haiku us: Etymology: Japanese : an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
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Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:40pm
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um...i stink at this kind of stuff... ------------- <no ginormous sigs please> |
Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:42pm
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say what??? ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:42pm
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History Channel
Has Tales of the Gun on now It's about snipers. |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:44pm
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Paint flies past my face The flag is within my grasp Crap, I just got hit -------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: I <3 my A5
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:46pm
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I like the yella cheese. It tastes very good on my tounge. More cheese for me please. ------------- Smoking Jesus causes testicular cancer. XBL Gamertag: Velcronia for Halo 2 |
Posted By: Squirrel Master
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:46pm
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The Kitty Pounces, Onto the Lime and Ice Cubes. Kitty-Cat Smoothie. ------------- ROCK IS DEAD!!! Long Live Paper and Scissors |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:47pm
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Nice... Keep em coming. These are really clever. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:48pm
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Nature must there be
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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:49pm
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Whats that aweful smell? Oh god, I just crapped myself I smell like doo-doo. ------------- I need a new Sig... |
Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:50pm
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I cannot write a Haiku How could I ever write a haiku Sweet I wrote a Haiku ------------- http://profile.xfire.com/kentuckyfriedgangsta"> 
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:50pm
------------- I need a new Sig... |
Random_Person wrote:Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:51pm
Syllables, not words. That's not a haiku. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: JoeG254-PB
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:51pm
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A Sound from the bush The crackle of the Foe's gun The ambush was done |
Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:53pm
sorry i miss read what you said ------------- http://profile.xfire.com/kentuckyfriedgangsta">
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. |
Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:55pm
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what a syllable me fail english thats unpossible ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:57pm
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(A Black Sabbath inspired haiku.)
War everlasting; The iron flavor of blood; Satan spreads his wings. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: JoeG254-PB
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 1:58pm
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The scene was bloody The hitman, emotionless His job was complete
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Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:00pm
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Er... Joe... That's not a haiku either. Has 5/6/7 syllables. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:01pm
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Everyone who hasn't posted a haiku or who wants to try again has until 1:30 MST (about 5 minutes) to get their post considered. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: ClancyWggm
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:02pm
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Azwethinkweiz,
Too bad it makes your head go Zippitykrack bang! ------------- 
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Posted By: JoeG254-PB
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:02pm
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I just realized that when i read it so I was thinking how to change it |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:05pm
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With 2 minutes left, Squirrel Master has the lead. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:07pm
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I need a title You know my haiku was best I love you, Sandman ------------- irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:07pm
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"Happy birthday to... To who, is a good question. BigMike102" thats prounounced Big-Mike-One-Oh-Two the part in quotes is the haiku ------------- http://profile.xfire.com/kentuckyfriedgangsta">
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. |
Posted By: WUNgUN
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:07pm
Can you count? ------------- [IMG]http://hometown.aol.com/hlwrangler/myhomepage/revised5_copy.jpg"> ""...the Marines we have there now could crush the city and be done with business in four days."--LtGen Conway on Fallujah |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:09pm
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I was giving him the benefit of the doubt and allowing "yella" to be one syllable. But it's not the best one posted anyway, so it doesn't matter much. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: JoeG254-PB
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:09pm
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The Crackling of the foes guns The Roar of Artillery The horrors of war |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:10pm
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Alright, folks, feel free to post further haiku's for fun... But the contest is over.
Congrats to Squirrel Master. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:11pm
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Sorry Joe, missed again... Wrong number of syllables. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:12pm
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who was second? ------------- http://profile.xfire.com/kentuckyfriedgangsta">
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. |
Posted By: Squirrel Master
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:14pm
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uhhhh yay......smoothies all around....
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Posted By: jaked588
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:14pm
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:14pm
------------- irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:15pm
Yeah, that one got second place. Was probably overall a better haiku, but the kitty smoothy thing was too funny. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:15pm
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who was third thanks sandman for the title, i always wanted one ------------- http://profile.xfire.com/kentuckyfriedgangsta">
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:15pm
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1st Squirrel Master
2nd Benjichang 3rd Random_Person ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:16pm
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Yeah, that was pretty funny with the kitty cat thing. ------------- irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:27pm
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My ebay auctions Are ending right about now Yay, money for me ------------- 
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Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:44pm
Nice. You almost sound like a capitalist. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:47pm
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Thinking of the name,
The thread I made of haiku's For this has been done. (I can't remember the title of the thread, but I'll have a look for it.) Here it is, http://www.tippmann.com/players/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=99820&KW=haiku - http://www.tippmann.com/players/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp ?TID=99820&KW=haiku |
Posted By: bigmike102
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:48pm
yay! ------------- . |
Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:50pm
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your welcome, i needed someones birthday and then i remebered yur post, so happy birthday, thats my present to you ------------- http://profile.xfire.com/kentuckyfriedgangsta">
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 2:59pm
Congrats. You get credit for the concept. I'll give you 50% of all the royalties. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 3:19pm
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Pike of my Leroy. Within the chair, you smell cabs. Lawn gnome of his eyes. |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 3:24pm
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dood kewlet yur too late
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Posted By: Ph34r
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 3:44pm
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I ate brown acid, Hit the "oh crap!" button, I had one hell of a trip.
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SP Impulse: SP Q-Lock SP LPR NDZ Mag Trig NDZ Equalizer Bolt Dye Stickies Phat On/Off 3 Hammerheads |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 4:28pm
Apu... See above. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 4:38pm
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my title pwns "official forum haiku champion" ------------- 
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 4:58pm
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The old man rambles
"Kids these days are all insane!" Take your pills Grandpa |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 4:59pm
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Guinness Is My Drink One More Swig And It's Lights Out Off The Stool I Fall ------------- 
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 4:59pm
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Haha, that might have won.. ------------- irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 5:20pm
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Today, I have gas
I must try the right-cheek-sneak I have shat myself! |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 5:32pm
Yeah, that one's pretty good. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 5:35pm
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Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 5:36pm
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LOL... Had to go and open your mouth... ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 7:31pm
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Fat arse Cartman was
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Nobody ever suspects the fun police! 
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I winPosted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 8:19pm
booo 
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Posted By: EYES
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 9:16pm
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I wrote a really good one once... Or at least I thought it was good anyway. I think it went like:
the wind knocks a pear it fell on the scorched grass there And the worms rejoiced!
Or something like that, you get the general idea. It was really good. I don't really want a new title though.
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 9:41pm
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the contest's over i really want a title and now i am pissed. ------------- 
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Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 10:33pm
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My name is Cheeng Chong
I am indonesian I will eat you now i rock at this dude i am unstoppable dewd you can stop the man ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 10:34pm
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^ lol. -------------
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Posted By: ms2013
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 11:34pm
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I am John Kerry,
I am a phony, but will you please vote for me? HA! john. ------------- ProLite M-16 18 AA Ak47 A5 Egrip flatline M-1 Garande Automag 18 AA 98C RT Thompson w/ Drum mag A5 MP5, Egrip, Armson Phantom,Stock, 12gr 98C RT HK33 Flatline UTTER DESTRUCTION OF QUIXTAR! |
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 11:36pm
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Enos Slaps Me Face
He Whips My Naked Buttocks Ties Me To The Bed |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 11:42pm
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haha ew -------------
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 11:45pm
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 11:46pm
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5-7-5 Dave...
Summer’s heat stiffens- Mighty rod of manly depth. Forceful moans echo. ------------- 
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Posted By: †Sniper†
Date Posted: 19 August 2004 at 11:55pm
yeah...they actually had a lengthy technical discussion over daves piece in PBC...  |
Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 20 August 2004 at 12:21am
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throw chip asian man angry wtf why you throw chip asian man fight man battle is on... ------------- [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/1538fbc.jpg"> Squeeze Box ☣ |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 20 August 2004 at 10:31am
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^ wht??? -------------
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Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 20 August 2004 at 11:11am
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Aww, how cute -------------
Nobody ever suspects the fun police!
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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 20 August 2004 at 1:31pm
Ghahahahaah |
Posted By: †Sniper†
Date Posted: 20 August 2004 at 1:33pm
| I made a real good poem in like, 6th grade, but that was 6 years ago, so i dont really recall it |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 20 August 2004 at 1:42pm
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meh....poetry esh teh sucks...
o well...my pathetic try. Unknown Dies in fire. Youmont wears tight pink spandex. Ilikepaintball cries |
Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 20 August 2004 at 3:40pm
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Twenty minutes left
Then the weekend can begin My girl, beer, paintball. |
Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 20 August 2004 at 3:46pm
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I am drunk as hell;
Too many margaritas; But I'm still at work. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 20 August 2004 at 4:03pm
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Enos hates waiting on internet stuff orders. Please send my stuff now. -------------
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Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 20 August 2004 at 4:52pm
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You order stuff with your EBay earnings? ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: JoeG254-PB
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:29pm
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I love drinking milk I just saw how milk is made No more milk for me |
Posted By: Multi-Colored J
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 10:54pm
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She is an Angel,
Angel of Erotica, Jenna Jameson. ------------- X |
Posted By: TippmannA5User
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 12:08am
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Pink Floyd Is The Best Of All The Bands On The Earth The Beatles Suck Balls ------------- Just shoot yourself and save me the trouble. click the pic! http://mypaintballpics.mypicgallery.com/mpg/Route.asp"> 
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Posted By: sort
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 6:21am
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The Hour Has Come Nigh Your Moment Of Reckoning Your Last Breath Expires ------------- Revelations 6:8--It's not revenge, it's Punishment. |