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Topic: Redneck Logic
Posted By: -The Unknown-
Subject: Redneck Logic
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:09pm

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going
anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes
in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" asked Bubba.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a
weed-eater?"

"I sure do," answered the redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard." replied the
professor.

The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have
a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouted, "GAWL-LEEE!!"

"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by
yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Sally Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.)

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual rather than homosexual" said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever
heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the
hallway where Cooter is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin?" he asks.

"Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.

"What in tarnation is logic?"

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"

"No."

"You're a qu3er, ain't ya?"




Replies:
Posted By: RfUiLreZ
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:25pm
Haha. Good stuff.


Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:31pm
ruffles!

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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:35pm
Hahahaha. Nice.

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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:39pm
Originally posted by pimptastik pimptastik wrote:

ruffles!

mmm ruffles


Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:50pm

Originally posted by youm0nt youm0nt wrote:

Originally posted by pimptastik pimptastik wrote:

ruffles!

mmm ruffles

R-r-r-r- ruffles have r-r-r-r-r ridges!



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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 6:00pm
lol


Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 6:19pm
Thats awesome.

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Posted By: Greg Smith
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 6:22pm


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Posted By: -The Unknown-
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 6:22pm
Originally posted by :ShockeR_ratm: :ShockeR_ratm: wrote:

Originally posted by youm0nt youm0nt wrote:

Originally posted by pimptastik pimptastik wrote:

ruffles!

mmm ruffles

R-r-r-r- ruffles have r-r-r-r-r ridges!

And ridges are tasssty...



Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 6:52pm
Rednecks think I am homosexual because I have Pedro to maintain my lawns.

Too bad I dont live in Hickville.

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Posted By: tippy_182
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 7:07pm
Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

Rednecks think I am homosexual because I have Pedro to maintain my lawns.

Too bad I dont live in Hickville.


Why not just do it yourself?


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Posted By: †Sniper†
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 7:11pm
haha


Posted By: Super NEWB
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 7:51pm
lol

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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 7:55pm
old...but funny nonetheless.

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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 8:55pm
tippy_182: Because Pedro does a better job and his family needs to eat.

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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 9:24pm
hahahah

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Posted By: Travioli
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 9:31pm
that's pretty funny

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Posted By: Sumo_Monkey22
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 9:34pm
lol


Posted By: TippmannA5User
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 10:24pm
git 'er dun!!

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Posted By: -The Unknown-
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 10:56pm
Did you know that there actually a town in N.Y. that's named "hickville"?



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