Redneck Logic
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Topic: Redneck Logic
Posted By: -The Unknown-
Subject: Redneck Logic
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:09pm
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going "What's logic?" asked Bubba. The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a "I sure do," answered the redneck. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard." replied the The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have Impressed, the redneck shouted, "GAWL-LEEE!!" "And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by "Sally Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.) "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the "So what classes are ya takin?" he asks. "Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba. "What in tarnation is logic?" "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?" "No." "You're a qu3er, ain't ya?" |
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Posted By: RfUiLreZ
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:25pm
| Haha. Good stuff. |
Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:31pm
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ruffles! ------------- <no ginormous sigs please> |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:35pm
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Hahahaha. Nice.
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:39pm
mmm ruffles 
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pimptastik wrote:Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 5:50pm
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R-r-r-r- ruffles have r-r-r-r-r ridges! ------------- 
Nobody ever suspects the fun police! 
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 6:00pm
| lol |
Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 6:19pm
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Thats awesome.
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: Greg Smith
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 6:22pm
 ------------- Didn't I say, "No Guns for the Monkey?" 
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Posted By: -The Unknown-
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 6:22pm
And ridges are tasssty... |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 6:52pm
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Rednecks think I am homosexual because I have Pedro to maintain my lawns.
Too bad I dont live in Hickville. ------------- 
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Posted By: tippy_182
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 7:07pm
Why not just do it yourself? ------------- 
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Posted By: †Sniper†
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 7:11pm
| haha |
Posted By: Super NEWB
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 7:51pm
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lol
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 7:55pm
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old...but funny nonetheless. ------------- 
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 8:55pm
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tippy_182: Because Pedro does a better job and his family needs to eat. -------------
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 9:24pm
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hahahah ------------- 
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Posted By: Travioli
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 9:31pm
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that's pretty funny ------------- red Halo B Crossfire 68ci4500psi 14" Freak Red to Black Alias Timmy |
Posted By: Sumo_Monkey22
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 9:34pm
| lol |
Posted By: TippmannA5User
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 10:24pm
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git 'er dun!! ------------- Just shoot yourself and save me the trouble. click the pic! http://mypaintballpics.mypicgallery.com/mpg/Route.asp"> 
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Posted By: -The Unknown-
Date Posted: 21 August 2004 at 10:56pm
| Did you know that there actually a town in N.Y. that's named "hickville"? |