Reject Olympics
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Topic: Reject Olympics
Posted By: choopie911
Subject: Reject Olympics
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 6:59pm
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Just saw this on another forum and thought it was decent:
I propose these sports be the Reject Olympics ("The Uninvited, Unincluded, Unimportant, Unathletic, Immoral, Illegal, and Just Plain Stupid."): Tag, four-square, breakdancing, unicycling, tricycling, eating, kickball, noodling, flugtag (designed by amateurs! built by volunteers! piloted by the incredibly brave!), croquet, paintball, darts, hide-and-go-seek, screaming (measured by loudness and angst), Marco Polo, bumper cars (please...keep all hands and feet in the vehicles at all times), bathtub sailing, and staring. Track and field shall consist of sausage racing (a la Milwaukee Brewers) and throwing (from balls, discs and Frisbees to cowchips--100% organic--and cell phones). I'll propose two other sports to the Reject Olympics you've never heard of. First, Hookie, invented by my sister and I. This activity (also known as Tae-Kwan-D'oh) might be the dumbest sport ever devised. Opponents hook their legs together while facing in opposite directions. Then, hop in circles while jerking on your opponent's leg (no hands allowed), until someone falls down and Mom yells at you. Then, wallball, a PS 19 classic. Several opponents, one-on-one-on-one-on-one-on-one. One player throws a ball against the wall, and someone else fields it. If they field it cleanly, then the "play" is over; if not, the must run and touch the wall. If an opponent gets the ball and throws it at them (and hits them) before they make it, that player gets an out. That continues until someone has the ball firmly in their grasp. Three outs knock you out of competition. Continue play until one player is left. An awesome game, honestly. |
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Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 7:02pm
ummm  ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
GUN WHORE XTC |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 7:04pm
| riiiiight.... |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 7:04pm
| No, hookie was not invented by me, it was invented by the guy who posted on that other forum... |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 7:09pm
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Buttshot: Throw a tennis ball at a wall, if not fielded cleanly you have to run at the wall. If someone throws the ball at the wall before you touch they get to throw it at you while you stand against the wall looking at it. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 7:10pm
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Uhhh... where does he live? Umm... yeah... (waits for this post to get pwned by a mod, or flamed horribly)
What about sleeping? The object is to stay up for as long as possible (while drinking large amounts of coffee and soda, chatting on IRC, and looking at pr0n) then when you finally dose off, you sleep for as long as possible (then dad yells at you for being lazy). The game ends when you wake up and realise how much of a waste your summer has been, and how much of a loose you are (people with girl friends aren't allowed to participate). I invented this game. ------------- Most importantly - People suck. |
choopie911 wrote:Posted By: Salem
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 7:11pm
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(is currently playing tae kwon d'oh) -Kasey ------------- 
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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 7:12pm
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Slam your head against the wall: the object is to run at the wall at top speed, and ram into it with all you've got. When you are done recoiling back from the pain (and you get back up on your feet) you lean all the way back, then slam your face into the wall. Do this until your nose is broken. The winner is the one with the largest medical bill (for teh nozze fixage, yo)
Chicken pox: spread out a bunch of either: paintballs, pennies, cut up pieces of cardboard, or shirt buttons on a table. Sit up strait, and belt (heh) (As loud as you can) "CHICKEN POX!" and slam your face into the pile of what ever it is you put on the table. Hold your face against the table for a few seconds, then get up and look into a mirror. One point for every item that sticks your your face. The winner is the person that is still concious at the end. ------------- Most importantly - People suck. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 7:13pm
| Feel free to add your own reject olympic sports. And if you read the definition of hookie, its nothing bad. |
Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 7:15pm
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what if the nose falls off? ------------- http://imageshack.us">
GUN WHORE XTC |
Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 7:33pm
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http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Michael_Jackson.jpg - http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Michael_Jackson.jpg Well, he won, of course... ------------- Most importantly - People suck. |
Posted By: Bill Gates
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 7:40pm
finger skating 
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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 22 August 2004 at 7:47pm
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Become a shallow billionaire bent on world domination: reinactment of bill gate's life. ------------- Most importantly - People suck. |