Women Presidents
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Topic: Women Presidents
Posted By: ItsJustMe
Subject: Women Presidents
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:12pm
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You know, today my sister was talking about how there werent any women presidents. After much pondering, I ultimately decided why there have been no, and will be no, female presidents- They Cannot Drive. They just can't. I mean, I'll be in the car with my sister and the car is going all over the place, and I'm saying my Hail Mary's and creating a will on my palm pilot, for christ sakes.
What are your thoughts on this? ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:13pm
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Keep 'em out of the white house and in the kitchen! ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:14pm
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Also, About once Every month they would nuke a Country for unknown reasons. ------------- 
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Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:15pm
Yeah, either that, or they would tactically bomb a church if they didnt have big enough hats on. ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Panda Man wrote:Posted By: j2duhr
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:15pm
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There would be alot more wars over nothing if they were in office..... ------------- yay do i win? |
Posted By: woodsballer87
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:16pm
ROFL^^ good one panda man.  ------------- 
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Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:16pm
Take your political stance out of this thread immediatly.    ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: 5ptcontingency
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:20pm
I think the female soldier that, perhaps, saved the life of my squad in Iraq thanks to her excellent driving, might disagree. |
Posted By: TippmannBro
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:21pm
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if we had a female president, the white house would get re-decorated ------------- WAR EAGLE!!! |
Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:21pm
I see letters, but can't seem to form any words out of it... Shenannigans ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:22pm
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Women Presidents, some day it'll happen, today isnt that day. |
Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:24pm
Tomorrow isnt looking good either. ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: j2duhr
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:26pm
LOL ------------- yay do i win? |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:26pm
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Neither is the day after tommorrow... ------------- 
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:26pm
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^ or the next 16 Years. -------------
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Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:27pm
I have a feeling its going to happen on the 17th year. ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:32pm
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^ Ya never know.... and besides... Its not spelled Women... its Womyn or somthin stupid like that. -------------
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Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:34pm
Um Wow ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:36pm
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n. pl. wom·en (wmn)
An adult female human ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:42pm
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^ what I was going at with the Whole Womyn thing Was that the only way a Women could become president if she was like one of those Women Activise where they Dispise everything men do naturally... like Wake up. and they spell Women "Womyn" so they dont have the Name Men in it. -------------
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:43pm
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Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:43pm
It's all just because the ugly broads can't get laid. That and they're all probably on their period or something ------------- 
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Posted By: 5ptcontingency
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 10:58pm
Shenannigans? On what? The fact that I volunteered to Iraq for a few weeks to help a detachment from my company? Or maybe the fact that we got shot at? Perhaps, you call shenannigans on the fact that my driver was female, and reacted to an attack perfectly, just as we'd all been trained? Keep your shenannigans to yourself, young one. |
Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 11:01pm
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I just wouldn't let it happen... ------------- [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/1538fbc.jpg"> Squeeze Box ☣ |
Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 11:03pm
Stop trying to act all grown up and educated dude... if you were in the army, congrats. If you lived, even more congrats. But as for now, you can keep your patriot ass far away from me. Something about you just smells funny. By the way, that "young one" was a nice touch. ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: Ejp414
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 11:15pm
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This thread makes me laugh, very nice, Bart.
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Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 11:17pm
Nooooo, not my real name sir! ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: 5ptcontingency
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 11:17pm
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Still am in the army in fact. Amazingly enough, some people actually tell the truth on the internet. But, I'm not trying to prove anything. I took offense to you saying women can't drive, so I told you what I thought. After all, you did ask for opinions. |
Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 26 August 2004 at 11:20pm
cool brother ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 12:17am
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White is SO last season. I am going to paint the Whitehouse a nice beige/shimmering moon.
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 12:21am
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^ ewww... paint it like Strawbery milk colrd pink -------------
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Posted By: dye prs
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 12:33am
| ah skeet this is awsome. i think when a woman is in ofice that all the states mite leave the u.s.a. and join mexico. or canada. no i take back canada. they will never be half of a country mexico will be. and canada isnt even a real country. |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 12:35am
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^ how Dumb Are you... Seriously.... -------------
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Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 12:36am
wow. hey, does the PRS in your name stand for paul reed smith by any chance? ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 3:27pm
| No. Read his title. It's obvioulsy Diapers. |
Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 3:35pm
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i wouldn't mind a women president... if she were hot ------------- http://profile.xfire.com/kentuckyfriedgangsta"> 
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. |
Posted By: Death~By~Paint
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 3:48pm
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if we had w omen president she would paint the white house pink so it would be the pink house... ------------- 
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Posted By: 636andy636
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 3:58pm
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a woman pres would be cool. and a black president.
bolth would be cool |
Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 4:02pm
I bet the first women president will either be Condaleza Rice or (godforbid) Hillary Clinton ------------- YONK~!~ |
Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 4:40pm
| I think we need either a black president or a female president, or both. However the case may be, I'd hope that the first order of business would be to have people with the pig like attitudes, like those on this forum, castrated so they cannot reproduce. It would make this planet a much safer, wiser place. |
Posted By: fractus.scud
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 4:43pm
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If Hillary becomes president I might just leave for Canada. ------------- 
Benny go home! |
Posted By: freedom fighter
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 4:54pm
Im going to Egypt, its warm there(I live in NC, its cold here) or Irland(sp) ------------- 
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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 4:58pm
i hear you man. cept i would go to poland. ------------- YONK~!~ |
Posted By: CarbineKid
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 5:43pm
| Hitlerly will never be president. I think Condi Rice has a better shot...but I still think we are a looong way away from a female president. |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 6:19pm
1 my sis cant drive nore can my xgf... but my mom can so...
1 im in va (north of nc) and its hot here so you cant be cold... 2 isent irland colder than nc? i think it might be... edit: wow i have 2 "1"s and im so tired instead of correcting it im just gunna post this... ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 6:30pm
Wow, did you just threaten to castrate me? I seriously take offense at that, you threatening to chop my nuts off just because of my sense of humor, that you obviously lack. Pig like attitudes? Just how the hell would you know my attitude? In case you didnt notice, smartass, I was making this thread as a joke. So get back to me after you're done sucking your girlfriend's balls. Retard. ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: fractus.scud
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 6:43pm
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Wow dune, calm down, sense of humor is a great traight, and you want to castarate it? -------------
Benny go home! |
Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 7:10pm
| There's a difference between being funny, and being discriminatory. I'm all for jokes about it, especially about Hillary and Rice, but not about women in general. |
Posted By: TDonovan
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 7:31pm
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Elizabeth Dole!
Hey, if a woman can Git R Done, I'd be all for it. |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 7:35pm
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Rosie o'donnell for prez!!! ------------- 
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Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 7:38pm
its just me...careful... just let it slide...or il cut ur nuts off...  ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 7:41pm
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insert sarcasum here/ Thanks I was really looking forword to eating chines in 30 minutes, thanks for ruining it. / end sarcasum (i spelled it wrong didnt i?) |
Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 7:54pm
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I have but one thing to say to everybody:
Bah bah, blacksheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. One for the master and one for the slave. One for the little boy who lives down the lane. Bah bah, blacksheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: P8ntblldude
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 8:08pm
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I think if anyone becomes president it should be either Paris Hilton , or Jessica Simpson(cause she is so smart) ------------- *Team Compulsive* Sponsors *Won-Ago-Biking* *Curleys Waterfront* |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 8:11pm
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I like the fact that nearly every one who replied that it wont happen all have their Mommies telling them when their bedtime is. ------------- 
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Posted By: GhilleMan
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 8:26pm
I edited it so it just said the intilligent part, cause that is the truth ------------- Smart Parts, Stupid People... Go figure Shoot To Thrill on stockclass, mcarter, and the dreadful pbn Carter Mini Comp, Carter Tricar, PPS Blazer |
Posted By: GhilleMan
Date Posted: 27 August 2004 at 8:29pm
i know the double post but AHAHAHAHAHA lol ------------- Smart Parts, Stupid People... Go figure Shoot To Thrill on stockclass, mcarter, and the dreadful pbn Carter Mini Comp, Carter Tricar, PPS Blazer |
Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 28 August 2004 at 10:00am
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Come on Hades, don't you know as much as the rest of the forumers here. Women are bad people, they are the spawn of satan. They will start all these wars and should only be allowed to be barefoot and pregnant. Apparantly all the intelligence here lies in the minds of the children on here. |
Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 28 August 2004 at 10:20am
Hey, this guy's actually starting to make sense! ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: Nick13
Date Posted: 28 August 2004 at 10:25am
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as long as the women president does her job well, and is not a liberal, im fine with it. ------------- 
Never Die. |
Posted By: CarbineKid
Date Posted: 29 August 2004 at 10:09pm
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I like the fact that nearly every one who replied that it wont happen all have their Mommies telling them when their bedtime is.
Ummm Okay sure...reallll mature. The sad fact is there really isn't anyone one female I can think of that would make a good president, well with the exception of Condi Rice. I will also admidt there are very few males right now who could either. Thats why the best the Dems can offer is Kerry.... |
Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 29 August 2004 at 10:15pm
| Condi Rice is not qualified for this job at all. If Kerry is such a bad guy, then why aren't TENS OF THOUSANDS, almost Hundreds of thousands protesting outside his door, because the RNC is getting nailed right now. |
Posted By: Skirt
Date Posted: 29 August 2004 at 10:26pm
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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 29 August 2004 at 10:29pm
| ^^^Sarcasm |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:03am
My point was just because a person is female doesnt mean they wont make a good president. We still live in a good old boy's club world and some of the attitudes shown represent that a persons gender or race should have nothing to do with the Presidency. -------------
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:22am
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 5:51am
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Great, 17 years untill life as we know it goes down the crapper. ------------- Hey MPAA, Guess what? 09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0! |
Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 8:01am
Wow, very mature. |
Posted By: dye prs
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 8:52am
| ok when i said they states will leave the u.s. is b/c the states joined the u.s. they will change there mindes and leave. i was being sarcastic. ug! u guys will say any thing to feel good about selves. |
Posted By: dye prs
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 8:59am
| 0o0o and someone said something about my user name. no the prs means precision. Dye Precision only one of the biggest names ever in paintball. |
Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 10:11am
Dune =  ?-------------
Nobody ever suspects the fun police!
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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 10:19am
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Man, you caught me. |