Wierd Teachers
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Topic: Wierd Teachers
Posted By: The American
Subject: Wierd Teachers
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:08pm
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Whats the wierdest/Craziest/Whateverest thing you've ever seen a teacher do? Last year we had a sub in Geometry, and the sub seemed a little wierd, non of us had ever seen him before. He was late in the first place, then he just sat there for like 15 mins while we all sat and talked. Then he decided to say this, "Dang! That spanish teacher Mrs. Qwisdala or whatever her name is, is a fine piece of work! Oh ya, I would..."and he rambled on saying things that a teacher would never say to students. We were all like "Is this guy serious?" and so like a couple of people got up and left and he's like "um hey! class has started you can't leave" and I guess they went and got another teacher, and a few minutes later Officer Cowie (for some reason this cop that does the DARE Program has his own office in the school) came and was like "Can I speak with you in the hallway sir" and then later we had another teacher come in and continue with class which only had 20 mins left. So I guess that guy was drunk or something... ------------- 
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:15pm
one of my teachers openly said that he smokes pot but then he was fired at the end of the year  ------------- 
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Posted By: rootsradicals
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:35pm
| /\ have had that too...i've seen a spanish teacher take one of her shirts off and start putting deoderant on...yeah i skipped that class the next few days |
Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:38pm
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Welll... Ok, in junior high we had this teacher that was arrested for having like this animal tortue room...He had like a million animals in his backyard and he would starve them and do really sick things to them...and then he would have sex with them dead or alive...a real sick freak, got arrested and then our band teacher got kicked out because he was a former sex offender and he was touching alot of the kids in band and getting really close to them and kids complained....and then he got the boot my school only hires the finest teachers available! ------------- 
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:51pm
i can tell.i cant recall any strange teachers.i dont remember. |
:ShockeR_ratm: wrote:Posted By: tmino1687
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:55pm
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i had a sub for a science test but this guy had 6 fingers on one hand, and he told us the answers to the test ------------- 98c green, 2x trig, evo 2, e-bolt,j&j 14in. with a reg and nitro |
Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 12:57pm
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My gym teacher was a drunk, and he'd sleep in his office and had to be woken up to start our morning class. He had a locked liquor cabinet in his office. He didn't get fired, he got transfered to Driver's Ed. While in itself pretty funny, it's also sad because DE teachers are at the bottom of the totem pole.
My physic's teacher was awesome. His name was Rutherford, a decendent of the Rutherford in the textbooks. He'd have us calculate the speed of falling objects by giving us stopwatches and having us time how long it took the bowling ball to fall from the catwalk to the gym floor. He'd measure the speed of light in the hall with a laser and mirrors. Once he dropped a measured amount of alcohol into an empty 5 gallon water cooler jug and talked about evaporation for a minute or so. Then he lit a match and held it to the neck of the bottle and it roared like a rocket engine as the gas burned off. Very loud and very cool. Also, he had painted all of the physics equasions on the walls. They were always available for tests, but you still had to know which ones to use. Edit: Oh, and he showed us what happens to sodium when you drop it in water. hehe ------------- 
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Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:04pm
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^^ while the first teacher was a moron, this rutherford guy sounded pretty cool, teachers like that are hard to come by now a days, thats why I'm want to be a teacher! to make school fun! well at least my class! -------------
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:11pm
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One of my teachers let kids smoke in class. He was like "Smoke 'em if 'ya got 'em."
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Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:13pm
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hahahh -------------
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Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:15pm
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Oh...i have another i forgot my tech teacher in 7th grade was named mr. pfister....like mister fister tehehh...and he was incredibly large...fat as a flippin cow lol well anyway he would always fall asleep while he was talking....he'd say a sentence and doze off while standing there....and everyone would have to scream at him to get him going again...people would just walk up to his desks during tests and read off the answer key to the class and he would fall asleep or whatever while he tried to stop the person reading the answers from sitting in his chair...and he also had a secret stash of candy bars in his desk draws we used to steal and eat...poor old mr pfister lol *darn i have another one...another one of my tech teachers used to check out all the girls in our class...7th graders lol....VVVV you reminded me of it....well anyway he used to drop pencils on the floor and ask girls to pick them up for him and no one would and he eventually got suspended cause some girl told her mom and there was this huge thing over it ahha....i love my school lol -------------
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Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:16pm
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O and last year my history teacher, me and my friends are like the only one's who see this. We always saw him like starring at all the girls, and everytime he arranged our seats, he would have all the hot girls around his desk lol, just in a different order. And then he was the girls track coach, one day he was like "hey amanda bla bla bla track this track that, come over here and i'll show you some good stretches" the next thing i knwo the girls is up against the wall the the teachers like over top of her like moving her legs around and stuff lol what a pervert lol -------------
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Posted By: Play Maker27
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:18pm
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:23pm
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My math teacher. When he sweats it is GREEN! He has green armpits. Then sometimes he will stand on a desk and say. "This is my happy dance". I had a crazy teacher who would make his students cry. He had a few mental break downs. He would throw things like stapelers at students who talked during class. One time he asked everyone to make a circle out of desks. So the students did. but it was a little mis-shaped so he yells. "I SAID A CIRCLE!!! NOT A OVAL!" Then threw a desk at the wall! Some kid started to luagh his ass off. and he yells "WHATS SO FUNNY!" And stormed out of the room. I am kinda surprised he hasn't been fired. ------------- |
Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:26pm
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^^ lol -------------
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Posted By: Skirt
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:27pm
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We had this sub that would only read his books in class, he wouldn't do anything else.. a friend and I once went to the back of the room, with some colored pencils and colored the fan while it was on. Before that, in middle school, we had a gym teacher that loved to wear short shorts without undies.. He'd spread his legs to touch his toes and we'd all go blind. And in High school, there was a gym teacher that was a lesbian. She wasn't allowed in the girl's locker room when we were in there. And my freshman year I had this math teacher that would drool over his miss piggy stuffed doll and would jump in a trash can. Crazy. ------------- Tippmann 98 Custom {No upgrades yet, need money} 
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:30pm
| haha my 6th grade social studies teacher would always have us read the newspaper for the first half of class everyday.....and he would always check out the adds that the stores put in the newspaper....he would always check out the female underwear advertisements...he was awesome |
Posted By: 5ptcontingency
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:35pm
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One teacher in my elementary was in the Flat Earth Society. How a teacher can be so closed-minded is beyond me. My 8th grade english teacher was a vietnam vet, and had flashbacks. No joke, this guy would flip out randomly, one time he even ripped the intercom off the wall, threw it out the window, and proceeded to "hit the deck". It was kind of sad, actually. Awesome teacher otherwise, though. |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:36pm
| yeah i had a vietnam vert teacher...my 6th grade social studies teacher....and he showed us how they used to break peoples necks |
Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 1:39pm
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Lets see... My techer told us about her liposuction. NOT COOL ------------- 
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Posted By: bigmike102
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 2:30pm
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My teacher was in the navy.....Mr Fransee in fourth grade my friends were talking and then the teacher started swearing at us and he ran away.
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Posted By: Jet87
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 2:45pm
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My eight grade social studies teacher on the first day told us not to lean back in our chairs with the desks attached to them. For an example he came up to this one kid and said "don't do this" as he lifted up the front end of his desk then quickly putting him back down saying "No not you, your too light." So the next closest person was me and this time he lifted up the front for like ten seconds and all of my stuff fell to the floor. He got his point across to most people. Let's just say my lunch that day was a bit on the squished side. -------------  "Rock and Roll ain't noise pollution"
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Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 2:46pm
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you know the teacher on south park that says, MKay, i have a teacher at my school that says the exact same thing, and whenever he does someone almost always cracks up, and then he gives them a detention ------------- http://profile.xfire.com/kentuckyfriedgangsta"> 
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Posted By: ScarFace22
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 2:48pm
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The craziest thing a techer ever did was when my English teacher wrestled me before Christmas break. He kept taunting me and I said I would "fight" him. I finally set a date for the last day of school before break and it was on school TV and everything. I was famous in highschool after that. ------------- 
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Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 2:54pm
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my teacher had a hangover today...he rambled on about stuff and would walk to his desk, pick something up and hold it for a few seconds then set it back down and pick something else up.....i think he smokes mary jo and my math teacher last year was a lady and she would always talk about her divorce and how she kissed this guy at a club or somethin...she couldnt teach math thats what we learned about...her divorce and how opposites dont attract and how we(men) are bastards ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 2:59pm
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my teacher was a playboy bunny in the 70s. no joke.
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Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 3:08pm
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thats hilarious my only funny one is that we had this obese music teacher who had to sit on this big red rubber ball and bounce around because she couldnt walk, it was hilarious ------------- 
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Posted By: EYES
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 3:19pm
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There's this sub we get sometimes. She used to be a hardcore porn star. Me and a most of my friends have seen the video she was in. My 8th grade English teacher was a drunk. I mean, hardcore. She openly admits to smoking weed and being a hippie in high school, it shows too. Anyway, she would come to school drunk all the time. At least 3 days a week she would bring beer in her coffee cup and drink it while she taught class. She ealso had this candy jar and she would pass out candy sometimes. I swear she used to always spill beer in it, all the candy tasted like beer. I'm suprised she was never fired.
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Posted By: maroon out
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 3:45pm
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I had a really funny Indian history teacher (as in, from India, not like a beatonadrumandyell kind of Indian) as a freshman in HS. Besides being really funny, he would also curse. I don't even think he knew what he was saying, because if a student would say something like, "Shut the **** up", he would answer with, "Don't tell me to ****", or something like that. LOL, he was the greatest. ------------- Watch your thoughts they become words Watch your words they become actions Watch your actions they become habits Watch your habits they become character Watch your character it becomes your destin |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 3:51pm
| my spanish teacher used to swear all the time she was awesome...and really hot too |
Posted By: WUNgUN
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 3:51pm
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I had a teacher throw a student in a trash can once and I... ------------- [IMG]http://hometown.aol.com/hlwrangler/myhomepage/revised5_copy.jpg"> ""...the Marines we have there now could crush the city and be done with business in four days."--LtGen Conway on Fallujah |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 3:53pm
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lol @ all my 8th grade english teacher, outwardly kindly old lady. If someone was talking alot, she duct taped their mouths shut! nicest/one of the best teachers ive had though. |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 3:56pm
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my 8th grade science teacher was given a 6 pack of beer by one of my classmates for christmas..lol...
Um...my spanish teacher last year...yea...he always had a boner, grossest thing ever...he got fired... My keyboardding teacher that im going to have this year gives girls extra credit for wearing skirts... My english teacher last year...some football player was sleeping, so he took a baseball out of his desk and threw it at the kids head...ahha...He was the teams defensive coordinator so, he knew the kid was a goof... Same teacher one day, My cell phone rang in class, i didnt even know it was on, but he just laughed and kept goin... then their was my freshmen spanish teacher..he had anger issues..but i wont go into that...I got bored one day in his class, so i pulled out a piece of paper, and kept track of all the times he said alright in one class....the total was 214. |
Posted By: VisionIMP
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 3:58pm
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My SS teacher gave himself insulin in the middle of class. We all know it was heroin or LSD. ------------- 
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 4:00pm
| me and my friends in science class last year would always mess around and hit eachother and my science teacher told us we were sexualy harrassing(sp?) eachother |
Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 4:39pm
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a couple of years ago my science teacher sold pickles during break. the bad thing was that he kept them in the chemical closet. ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 4:44pm
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more- this years english teacher has a well known practice, at the end of the year, the person whom is the most annoying gets duct taped to their desk so they cant move and is put out in the hall |
Posted By: Ruff Neck - 32
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 4:50pm
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Posted By: tyranny
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 5:04pm
well by the end of my 7ht grade year i knew more about my teachers divroce than thna i ever did science and my english teacher is a volleyball coach and a freind was sayin how she would complain aobut how she couldn't have a child  and my principal calls everyone bigg'n and the girls highschool soccer coach i a perv and dated a senior his first year and skirt im guessing you're not a guy
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Posted By: Jonner
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 6:09pm
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ok 1.my english teacher last year was a playboy model too 2.my algebra teacher, once had this little guy called peter that was made out of paper and that they used for sumthin i cant remember what, but she does some crazy things to get that classes attention and there was these kids talking and they werent paying attention, so she got on her desk and yelled " EVERYONE STOP AND PULL OUT YOUR LITTLE PETERS!!!!!" and the class stopped ,and this kid fell of his chair in laghter..pretty funny
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Posted By: ScarFace22
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 6:18pm
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My other English teacher use to throw trash, chalk and chalkboard ereasers* at us when we would act stupid and give stupid answers to questions. -------------
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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 6:32pm
this one teacher of mine was cought cheaping on his wife(teacher in the same school) and it was with this other teacher!!! and one time last year we were going into sex ed and we had a sub. we were like ok. then we found out the sub was a 88 or something year old grandma of one of the girls in my class!!!! we ended up having something other than sex ed that day but i was so freaked out having sex ed with mrs. B!!
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 7:04pm
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One time my algebra teacher slipped and called me "homie G"
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Posted By: tippmann98C kid
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 7:40pm
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my math teacher would play some math game that involved throwing a ball and we all would get the ball then pass it to someone else ...but when i got it i threw it wicked hard at the teacher and she made me sit down ..and my desk was in the middle so whenever a ball was thrown over i would catch it and throw it at her and yeah.. i got banned from the game. the same teacher use to get in arguements witht the class like yelling..and i was the reason for the timeout chair lol...everyone thought it was so funny. we were all like is the preskool or 8th grade ------------- MY SET UP 98 custom flatline barrel coil remote ************ soon to come responce trigger voodoo folding stock vert adapter some kind of x chamber |
Posted By: 98ball
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 8:00pm
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we have a gym teacher with 2 prosthetic legs..... one is just below the knee and the other is about halfway down the calf..... She walks like she had a rough night of sex, but I know she cant help it. I think she had to get them amputated after a bad car accident. Most of the time she has crutches but in the classroom she walks around without them. ------------- 
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Posted By: BearClaw
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 8:01pm
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In College Heavy Equip mechanics i had a Instructor (one of if not best
instrocter ever) kinda well attack the machine i was operating with
another machine. It was kinda funny i was driving a TLB (Tractor
Loader Back Hoe) ( http://cmms.cat.com/cmms/servlet/cat.dcs.cmms.servlet.ImageServlet?imageid=C049913&imageType=2 - Example ) into the shop while he drove a Skid Steer ( http://cmms.cat.com/cmms/servlet/cat.dcs.cmms.servlet.ImageServlet?imageid=C052907&imageType=2 - Example )
in. We were kinda joking around trying to beat each other in we
were going towards the same door in oppisite directions (heading
towards each other. Well as we got closer i jokeingly rased my
front buke to his head hight he did raised his buket to he same hight
jokingly blocking mine. We kept doing this adjusting untill we
got to the door were i stopd to let him go in first well he did not
stop and instead drove right into me and used his buket to lift the
front of my machine up it was friging NUTS but was a good laugh. This same teacher was always telling us stories of how he has or has seen people seriously injure them selfs as a mechanic this guy was a living time the tool man kinda guy. He actually put a NOS kit on a Ride on lawnmower and seized the engine. Hes had more injurys/ at work accidents than any one i know (Has the scars to prove it his hole face is mangle after haveing it badly burnt). Funny thing was he was my safty teacher as well as a few other classes. Only guy who could honestly tell you what not to do and the result if you did lol. ------------- AGD 68 Automag Azodin KPII Sheridan PGP2K Tippmann Crossover XVR Tippmann ProCarbine Tippmann SL68-II Tippmann TiPX |
Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 9:01pm
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My Earth Science 1 teacher was wierd... He said "Ladies and Gentlemen" 76 times in a 55 minute class once. He's also way too into the Freshmen girls.
My Pre-Calculus teacher is odd too, but you'd have to meet her to understand. I just though of another one, but I forgot. Oops. ------------- 
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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 9:21pm
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This isnt my teacher, but i hear funny stories about him. This teacher
is named Bucky Boozer and he teaches team sports. He is also the
highschool's soccer coach. He wishes he was british so much that he
talks with a fake british accent and goes to pubs. Every night after
school, he goes to this pub and gets drunk. So one day, he gets his
license revoked for drunk drivng, so now he rides a bike to school and
says he does it for excersice. This other time, he showed up at one of
the pep rallys drunk out of his mind. it was 11 in the morning and he
was wandering around the football field mumbling and tripping over his
own feet in front of the whole school. ------------- YONK~!~ |
Posted By: AdmiralSenn
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 10:28pm
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To describe some of my wackier teachers would require me to use words and situations that would probably get me guested under the old forum uber-strict rules.. but here's some milder ones.
Some that I feel safe talking about are two of my old spanish teachers. One was a weirdo, completely strict about everything. My friends insist she's a really nice person who acts mean to be funny, but she gave me a zero on a project once when I did the whole thing correctly. When I asked her why, she whips out this separate rule sheet that I never got and says I didn't follow the rules.. stuff like that happened all year. She'd just pick a person and hate them for a day. Another example of her strictness is that whenever a girl asked to go to the bathroom (for a distinctly female purpose; you can probably figure this out), she would ALWAYS say no. ALWAYS ALWAYS. So imagine a room full of very angry girls, complaining about stuff, while an older woman just says "no" at all of us.. My other teacher was at least funny enough to appreciate. She didn't really speak English well all the time; mostly she sounded fluent but she lapsed once in a while. Anyway, she was easily distracted and probably not strict enough; we managed to get her off on an unrelated tangent every week. Once we got her to recount the evolution of Spanish, where we learned that Christopher Columbus discovered the Spanish language as he set out to discover America, having been kicked out of Spain with the Moors. We also learned that we have computers and expensive technology in schools to keep up with those "damn Communist children in Russia". I think I know where this came from, but I didn't want to explore it. Anyway, she was actually a really awesome teacher, just not that focused. There was also the gym teacher my friends had who always made references to the Dueling Dragons (for those who don't know, it's a twin roller coaster in Orlando, FL), but although we knew his jokes were perverted and wrong, he was actually really cool. I've had the psychotic evil band director routine too. The senior band director at my old school is about 50 and is quite fat. He lost his wife a long time ago and stopped putting his heart into the band since then. Then, the year I joined, his assistant who had a good sense of humor decided to leave. Now I'm stuck in the wrong band (according to everyone but the director), being allowed to miss practices for Boy Scouts (yes... don't bother making jokes) but getting detentions for skipping at the same time.... I had an instrument that was broken when I got it and they tried to make me fix it, I went the whole year with it not working right. Tried getting into the top band (the one everyone said I should be in) and they conveniently couldn't find the paper on the top of the stack that would give me the information I needed to get promoted. Ended up with seven days to learn 10 pages of music flawlessly... He also locked everyone's backpacks up in a room and made us all sign detention forms to get them back, because of some rule he didn't tell anyone. There's more, like them trying to prevent me from going to my cousin's wedding, but I don't really want to go to the effort to remember any more of their weirdness. We had a lady in 7th grade who gave us a project almost every day, no exaggeration. Assorted disabled teachers in electric carts who'd run races, teachers who'd make mistakes and then grade our tests using those mistakes, teachers who did some incredible science experiments (last year my teacher made a water-rocket by combining hydrogen and oxygen in a bottle), and some others. Yeah, that's about it. My friends have had worse, believe it or not. ------------- Is God real? You'll find out when you die. 
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Posted By: Ajreaper
Date Posted: 30 August 2004 at 11:24pm
And why would a driver ed teacher be at the bottom of the totem pole? There like the only ones who literally bet their lives they taught you right- they actually get in a car with students. I'd say self preservation requires they teach very, very well. |
Posted By: gogged_86
Date Posted: 31 August 2004 at 8:29am
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i dont have any weird teachers really. but my cousin was tellin me about his shop teacher.
He said this guys is in his 40-s or 50-s and in rough shape. cnacer a few times, backs all messed up with pins and plates, always on morphine, kinda got this dazed look on his face, and he still teaches. he says in the middle of class he will run out in the shop grab a support beam that runs to the ceiling, climb it, do chin ups at the top, and then sit up there and watch the class go on. then yell random obsenities at the students. and he lets em chew if they share with him. ------------- Gogged_86 |
Posted By: Bass654321
Date Posted: 31 August 2004 at 11:50am
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Last week i had a sub that was incredibly stupid in language arts. She was making us define words that didn't exist and yelling at random kids for no reason. In 6th grade my 4th period teacher was a stripper. And in 4th grade, whenever the class was well-behaved my teacher (who had a degree in Drama) would improvise stories and act them out for us. She once jumped off of her desk and didn't land right. ------------- "You have to be trusted, by the people that you lied to. So that when they turn their backs on you, you'll get the chance to put the knife in." Pink Floyd- Dogs |
Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 31 August 2004 at 12:03pm
Oh, I'm not saying they're bad teachers, but I've read that as far as teacher social pecking order, they're towards the bottom. -------------
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Posted By: Bass654321
Date Posted: 31 August 2004 at 12:51pm
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I forgot to mention some other cool teachers and one stupid one in 7th grade . In 7th grade, my math teacher got pregnant and left for the 4th quarter. We got this stupid stupid who could barely speak English. One day we were doing a worksheet and the guy was just sitting at the desk. I asked the kid next to me for scrap paper and the guy gives me a referral for "disruptive behavior". In the office i got yelled at for 10 minutes and a detention the next day. Idiot. Also in 7th grade, i was in science and we had this awesome sub. We had loads of work but we could do whatever we wanted afterward. So i started drawing porno cartoons. The guy is walking past me and i try to rip up the paper but he sees me freaking out. He asked to see the paper so i had to give it to him. The guy read it and started cracking up. He said i had a lot of artistic talent In 4th quarter for 7th grade, my band teacher just left the school without being fired or resigning, she just left. So we got this guy "Mr. James" who was awesome. He made jokes about the kids in class and he let me and my two friends bring our basses and guitars to school and play them in the practice room. And the last week of school, we watched The Family Guy and South Park all day. ------------- "You have to be trusted, by the people that you lied to. So that when they turn their backs on you, you'll get the chance to put the knife in." Pink Floyd- Dogs |
Posted By: fractus.scud
Date Posted: 31 August 2004 at 1:02pm
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some 95 year old sub lady insisted we (in 6th. grade at the time) had all smoked at least once. And we were in Catholic school. ------------- 
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Posted By: WUNgUN
Date Posted: 31 August 2004 at 1:04pm
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Substitute teachers in general can be scary. You are asking someone who generally does not have the hundreds of hours of preparation and training that teachers have to do the same job (more or less), let alone trust them with kids. Ehhhhh... ------------- [IMG]http://hometown.aol.com/hlwrangler/myhomepage/revised5_copy.jpg"> ""...the Marines we have there now could crush the city and be done with business in four days."--LtGen Conway on Fallujah |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 31 August 2004 at 2:34pm
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There's this one sub that is black and he always raps during class.
My last year band teacher would curse without problem. One of the best band instructors I've ever met. My freshman year earth-space science teacher would burn stuff in class. He had a spud gun, and one time (long before I was in high school) he had fired it in a demonstration, and it hit another teacher's car. My 5th grade teacher was an ex-Marine. He too would curse without problem in front of us. He would almost always organize games during recess like soccer and kickball and usually give us an extended one. He would also have random competitions like a paper airplane throwing contest and cool stuff like that. He had a special treatment for those who slept. I would kick the desk right from under the kid so that he would almost fall to the ground. It was funny because there was this one kid that slept all the time. ------------- 
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 31 August 2004 at 8:29pm
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uh..i almost died when I heard this today..but I was told my math teacher was in a porno.
Right now, i bet your thinking thats kinda cool... now imagine a old guy thats in like his 50s in a porn..I dont know the name of it..nor do I want to... |