I thought this was funny....
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Topic: I thought this was funny....
Posted By: jmac3
Subject: I thought this was funny....
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 5:19pm
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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food.. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 5:21pm
Eh, make me snicker a lil.  ------------- 
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Posted By: DracoPlasm
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 5:22pm
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Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 5:23pm
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i saw a license plate today that said golf nut, think about it ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
GUN WHORE XTC |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 5:30pm
------------- I need a new Sig... |
meteora wrote:Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 5:31pm
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tha' wa' funny. ------------- 
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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 5:34pm
what am i supposed to think about? ------------- YONK~!~ |
Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 5:38pm
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ok, i gut it, but it wasnt too funny. |
Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 5:39pm
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golf..... Nut..... golf nut
he likes golf?? ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
Posted By: Shadowminion
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 5:51pm
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LOL, Jmac3 !! May the paintball Gods strike you with the affliction of paintball when you are 45 !! (I have heard of a geriatric game ,in wheelchairs , or so the local Refs keep telling me ) I am going on vacation this weekend , and one of the things I am doing, is introducing my 18 YO son to the sport , renegade style , Hell he may be the one to put me in that wheelchair , just Gimme some cover Boy !! I'll play backman ! LOL ------------- SL68-II , micro honed and polished .688" bore . Tuff Enuf . Widowmaker , under construction |
Posted By: Airhead67
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 6:58pm
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That was funny ------------- I get top, only if i get bottom |
Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 7:03pm
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lol ------------- <no ginormous sigs please> |
Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 7:35pm
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HAHAHA He said "nut". You know as in the male repoduction organ. ------------- |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 7:46pm
| eh....nothin too funny... |
Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 01 September 2004 at 7:48pm
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hahahahaha
and WGP guy, you almost stole my sig, good save with the always be kind to a lady ------------- http://profile.xfire.com/kentuckyfriedgangsta"> 
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. |