Worst Excuses
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Topic: Worst Excuses
Posted By: Bass654321
Subject: Worst Excuses
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 10:01am
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I'm bored again so post some of the worst excuses you've heard or told. Once this really stupid girl online was being really ignorant (i.e. calling me a Another time at school i had forgotten to print the notes for my science test off of my disk. (don't ask, the class is hard as ------------- "You have to be trusted, by the people that you lied to. So that when they turn their backs on you, you'll get the chance to put the knife in." Pink Floyd- Dogs |
and saying crap that was enough to get anybody annoyed easily. So i reported her for "being annoying and not knowing when to stop insulting people". She started whining at me and begging me not to report her. I told her that she was too late. She then tried to apologize and said " I'm sorry, i had a really bad day because somebody tried to kill me". I fell out of my chair laughing so hard.Replies:
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 10:12am
| my friend said to delete all of the stuff on my hard drive cause the computer was too heavy. |
Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 10:17am
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"Do you want to go in the store or do you want me to sit here?" ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 10:27am
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This is the best excuse...and works every time... Just say you have really bad diareha whenever you need to get out of something ------------- 
Nobody ever suspects the fun police! 
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 11:21am
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I tolled my PE Teacher i didnt want to play because I have a Phobia towards volleyball nets. ------------- 
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 11:33am
LMFAO. i gotta try that. ------------- |
Panda Man wrote:Posted By: Bill Gates
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 11:36am
i wish i coulda done that in PE |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 12:09pm
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I got out of work early when I was working at the ski slope one day, I had a friend of mine call my bosses office from another department, saying he was my uncle, and that the recruiter I was talking to at the time needed to move up his appointment with me. well....rather than just letting me go early, my boss asked if I wanted to call my uncle and find out what was up....so I dialed his number, leaving out the last number, and had a conversation with the dial tone. The guy bought it, and I left work early that day. ------------- ? |
Posted By: KillerCanuk
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 2:31pm
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this isn't so much an excuse as it just funny...
my friends dad told him to delete hotmail because it was taking up too much space. ------------- 
I'll go Home, I'll go Home, Full of the devil and full of the rum. I'll go home, oh I'll go home, I'll go home in the morning. |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 2:40pm
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"I forgot about our one month aniversary cuz I was hungover.." That one didn't work too well. Never did make it to 2 months.. -------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: xteam02001
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 2:56pm
it pisses me off whenever im watching a show like "cops" and the people that run from the cops excuse for running away is because they were scared.  ------------- 
Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies. |
Posted By: A-5 bunkerking
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 3:00pm
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my brothers gf works as a lifeguard at the town pool when shes home from college. she just sais some kid took a dump in the pool and then everyone has to get out for 24 hours, so she gets the day off.
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Posted By: munky!
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 3:40pm
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this really anouying kid keeps calling to see if i can come over and play.. "can you comeover" "i cant, im dead *hangs up phone*" ------------- Forumers ageinst stuff that sucks |
Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 3:43pm
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my rooms not a mess its,,,,, cozzy ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
Posted By: PROCARBINEϗ
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 3:44pm
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 3:48pm
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parents: why were you late last night?
Me: the clock in my car is slow....i didnt it know it was past curfew.. 
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Posted By: FROG MAN
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 3:51pm
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i just leave my watch at home. and be like god dam i didnt have my watch i didnt know what time it was. ------------- <1 meg sig = bad> |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 4:39pm
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Parents- "pick this mess up" Me-"why?" Parents-"cuz it's mess, there's crap all over the floor" Me-"So what? The floor's the biggest shelf in the house." ------------- irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 6:22pm
w00t |
Posted By: 98ball
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 6:47pm
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I got out of a speeding ticket with only a warning by telling the cop I had to take a crap......maybe it was luck or maybe the cop was having a good day but it worked. ------------- 
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Posted By: tyranny
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 7:12pm
| well i can't really think of any excuses but i wish people could come up with somthin better than lets just be friends |
Posted By: 98ball
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 7:57pm
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I know what you mean...or...I see you more as a friend -------------
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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 9:50pm
Man, I know what you guys mean about the "just friends" thing.... But fortunately, I got off that bandwagon a few months ago, and now I have a girlfriend who wants to be more than "friends." 
Excuses.... "Sorry, I left my lights on in my car and the battery died. I tried to get home on time, but I didn't know what time it was." (Actually, that's a good excuse, not a bad one.) ------------- 
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Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 9:52pm
| Ninjas blocked my primary path. |
Posted By: dye4dom420
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 9:54pm
Wierd..My sis is a lifegaurd too, however she is just starting college. But, I have heard that more than once also. The 24 hrs is so they can "shock" the pool. ------------- 
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Posted By: TippmannBallerX
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 11:10pm
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Man, I got the EXACT same thing goin on right now. Its actually kindof hard to figure out what to do. But there is more than one girl that likes me and one that likes me that has a b/f right now and wow, its crazy. ------------- You wanna dippisize your drink for only a quarter more? You want me to punchisize your face? For free. |
Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 02 September 2004 at 11:32pm
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"I swear i didnt do it" ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
GUN WHORE XTC |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 12:03am
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that just be friends crap is just code for....i dont like you leave me alone it will never work..... once i was watching cops and this guy started speeding away from the police...and when they got him and sked him why he did it he said "I have a puppy at home that needs to be fed"....i thought that was funny |
Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 12:44am
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once in grade 3 i told my teacher i didn't have my
homework done cause my dog ate it and it worked. man that was a awsome day -------------  
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Posted By: S\/\/4T-L()G4N
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 6:24am
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At school its, "But I've never gotten a detention before..." Works every time, all I have to do is clean the cafeteria. ------------- 
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 6:28am
Don't you hate it when that happens!!! ------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |