lifes a Bitc... beach thas it...
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Topic: lifes a Bitc... beach thas it...
Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Subject: lifes a Bitc... beach thas it...
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 6:52pm
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hmm.. so lets see lifes that little female dog in the back yeard. SO im 16 my girlfriend is 16 and pregnant, thats right im gonna be a daddy november 18th. I dont exactly know why im telling you all this espcially since i havent been on here for like a year or something like that. But as dumb as you all are gonna call me im excited to be a dad. O and was wondering if anyone had some good boy names, since we had picked ones out for a girl but no such luck.. i do have to say tho seeing my baby boy in the ultrasound had to have been the best thing in my life, but i wouldnt encourage anyone to go about this anytime soon it sucks reakkly bad at the same time. and liz and I arnt married yet but mother in laws suck..lol.. so pikc your g/f carefully cause if you dont like her mother then your screwed..lol.. well thsi was pointless so im out. ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 6:55pm
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[RANDOMNAME]Calvin[/RANDOMNAME] ------------- 
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Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 6:55pm
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Well at least your not another jerk, that leaves the mom, Good for you, too bad your only 16. I can only wish you luck, but hey go get a baby name book, theres like a million names ------------- 
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Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 6:56pm
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Woah..... ------------- 
Coming in May 2005! |
Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 6:57pm
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I wouldnt have to pick my girlfriends carefully because i know how to use a condom. Not to be mean, but you really screwed up. Enjoy your life. ------------- 
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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 6:58pm
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Her father must not be much of a man if you still have arms to type with. ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 6:58pm
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Ummm... Whatever happened to taking precautions so things like this dont happen?
Good luck to both of you, i am sure it will be wierd being in school and having a kid, and i am almost positive its gonna be hard... ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 6:59pm
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I wouldn't have a computer around to type with. I would be hiding in a cave with Osama. -------------
Coming in May 2005! |
JohnnyHopper wrote:Posted By: gnarkill
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:01pm
Didnt they teach you anything in sex ed? ------------- 
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Posted By: HondaXR
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:01pm
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Congrats....You just screwed up the rest of your life..... ------------- SL68II Pro/Am 68 Carbine |
Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:04pm
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What the heck guys, jeez quit ragging on him, i think he know's what he did wrong! Also Enos who says the condom didn't rip! -------------
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:07pm
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haha. good job. But at least your not running away from it, and being as much of a man as possible. And when i first started reading i thought you were gonna say you were celebant too. But this is even more entertaining. ------------- 
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Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:08pm
O.K. so it teaches him not to pay 99 cents for a 10 pack of condoms. BTW since he's still in front of a PC, he wasn't punished enough. I don't think forumers bashing him is ANYTHING close to what should have happened. Everyone here gets flamed. Not everyone gets a 16 year old pregnant. -------------
Coming in May 2005! |
Posted By: gnarkill
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:08pm
hey dude post some pics of her....we`ll tell you if she was worth it.  -------------
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:09pm
| well at least your responseable about what you did...thats why im not doing it that early....well good luck |
Posted By: TheInvincible
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:10pm
| Jeremy. Its a great name. |
Posted By: HondaXR
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:12pm
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LOL ------------- SL68II Pro/Am 68 Carbine |
Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:13pm
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PAINTBALL1 you would have been better off going to a church forum lol, at least they wouldn't made fun of you and joke about it lol -------------
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Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:18pm
No, they would call him a sinner and ban him. -------------
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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:31pm
That's what my girlfriends dad would do... ------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:32pm
| yeah well i dont have a girlfriend anymore so i lack this problem |
Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:40pm
| i second that lol |
Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:43pm
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well ovisoly he was somewhat expecting it because
he didn't run away, so i say congradulations  ,
allso someguy said it would be wierd to bring a babey to school, i don't think u can bring a baby into highschool, so good luck getting around that  -------------  
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 7:50pm
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for the 238317 time.. why?
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Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 8:06pm
my name vote goes to seven.  ------------- <no ginormous sigs please> |
Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 8:06pm
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Ya your probably right -------------
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Posted By: 98ball
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 8:09pm
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hey my birthday is november 19 and i think Chad is a cool name ------------- 
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Posted By: gnarkill
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 8:09pm
you should name the young lad walter.  -------------
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Posted By: -The Unknown-
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 8:13pm
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Dave Ellis [YOURLASTNAME] ------------- |
Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:14pm
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i dont think this went trhough the last time but yea we used a condom so those arnt always a sure thing i learned the hard way, and her dad is dead. And who said i didnt get punished enough? so everytime you make a mistake your get punished to the max? boy id hate to have your parents. And i think my parents know i learned from my mistake and my punishment but also alot of joy is going to be the next 18 years. ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: munky!
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:21pm
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i also like calvin and seven... speacialy seven because you can spell it 7 for short. or number 7 for short, whatever.... we need pictures ------------- Forumers ageinst stuff that sucks |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:23pm
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Wait...Your excited that your going to be a 16 year old father? I hope your kid doesnt take after you...
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Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:28pm
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lol.. apu not excited about being so young, and im nto exactly ready for this but i am happy to be a father and am willing to take on the responsibility i mean this is a mistake one im goin to learn from, but im also just excited to be a dad, and this is my boy to teach drumming snowboarding paintball, and just to be there and im gonna do my damned hardest to make things right for him... i also have a few legal questions is Rambino still around? ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: Skirt
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:32pm
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If I ever get pregnant, I'm sure my poppa will try and slaughter
the guy that did it to me. He's threatened just about every guy that I've dated, a couple even dumped me because of him. That's great that you're sticking around, bud. I know if I
got pregnant and the guy left me, I would slaughter him, if not physically, then through the court system. ------------- Tippmann 98 Custom {No upgrades yet, need money} 
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Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:33pm
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i thought it was illegal for people under 18 to "do it", is that true or did my sex ed teacher lie..... ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:35pm
Well here in the Redneck state of VA the legal age of consent is 16, but we were both actually 15 when she got pregnant..so yea.  ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: Jonner
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:37pm
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Jonathan is a cool name=mine(jon for short is cool) ------------- 
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Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:40pm
Luke or Kris(christopher) is better ------------- http://imageshack.us">
GUN WHORE XTC |
Posted By: Skirt
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:45pm
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I've always adored the names Nathan, Vincent or James (the
latter of which is a family name, just about any male on one side of my family is named that.) ------------- Tippmann 98 Custom {No upgrades yet, need money}
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Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:49pm
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well wow man ur a really good guy. and i won't tell u
about all the bad things thats gonna come out of this. cause there are nonha ha. but as long as u r there for him and teach him to go down the right path u'll actally look back at this and be thankfull for that one dammed spermie guy who got ur girl pregnent. "ha heres a good story for him when he gets his first g-freind.""just a thought" "edit"and who knows mabey u can get him out at 17! "edit#2"coal is a good name for a boy -------------
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Posted By: munky!
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:53pm
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hehe when your 30 hel be 15.. and when your 50 hel be 35
we have a girl on this forum?!... no one ruin it by asking her to mary you ------------- Forumers ageinst stuff that sucks |
Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 9:59pm
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Well thanks about the good guy thing.. i try.. yea it'll be one of those talks..lol it'll be intersting, and the bad times eh theres gonna be those even if i didnt have a kid these are jsut gonna be different bad times... the tale of the " little spermie"
*edit* munky your a year off on your predictions there ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 10:00pm
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YA LITTLE SPERMIE!!!!!
"edit"oh ya dude u gonna marry her? -------------
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 10:24pm
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its not redneck where i am in va. what part of va u from? ------------- 
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Posted By: RollnROCK89i
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 10:28pm
| ANGUS! |
Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 10:34pm
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MetallicaESPa5 u think ur a fan whos "pusshead" -------------
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 10:45pm
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I don't know why you all are calling hiim a screw up. Back in the day,
people would be married and have kids at 14. If he will take care of
his son, and be a good man, how did he screw up? Good luck, and hope you have a great life. ------------- 
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 10:49pm
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what? -------------
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Posted By: Skirt
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 10:51pm
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^ Yeah, and back in medival times, people were marrying their
kids as early as the age of six.. girls were being 'bred' as soon as they were able to have kids (for some girls, that's as early as the age of ten) . I agree he's not a screw up until he does wrong by the girl and kid. ------------- Tippmann 98 Custom {No upgrades yet, need money}
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Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 11:06pm
man u need to know who pusshead is to be a metallica fan -------------
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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 11:07pm
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Apparently it's a law or something...
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 11:10pm
haha. i thought you were trying to flame me....i was super confused. as for "pusshead" i have no clue. what is it. -------------
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 11:13pm
Here's somebody else who understands. I assume you weren't exactly planning for it though. Are you going to keep him, or is adoption an option? -------------
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 11:27pm
waite i'm not gonna tell u if u don't no -------------
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Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 11:28pm
hey waite i never said he was a screw up, why can't i get egnolaged? sorry my english is screwed up right now -------------
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Posted By: Death_master
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 11:30pm
there is only one... ------------- 
Shocker < Macdev Cyborg < DM4 dmfizzle pwns cyborg |
Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 11:31pm
| Name the kid koolit32. |
Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 03 September 2004 at 11:38pm
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No! Name him Niq. Pronounced Nick, but spelled Niq! Its GENIUS! I wish my parents would have thought of it... ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: HondaXR
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 9:34am
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Dude your like "im goin to show him how to play paintball and snowboard" believe me you wont have the money nor the time to do that stuff. But you could always put it up for adoption? ------------- SL68II Pro/Am 68 Carbine |
Posted By: PB MISFIT
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 9:43am
Name him Fester. 
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Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 9:46am
no no felix  -------------
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Posted By: ThEeViLcHiCkEn
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 9:47am
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man, should have wrapped your whopper. Oh yea, say a sweet and long bye bye to paintball, After that thing is born there will be NO time for paintball |
Posted By: WUNgUN
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 9:51am
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I see you took your sig to heart!
XOXO jeans- 80$ PLayboy bunny shirt- 30 lil black thong- 18$ the look on your face when i take it off... PRICELESS... Good luck! ------------- [IMG]http://hometown.aol.com/hlwrangler/myhomepage/revised5_copy.jpg"> ""...the Marines we have there now could crush the city and be done with business in four days."--LtGen Conway on Fallujah |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 9:53am
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I agree with Johnny. If I was that girl's father, I'd be in prison and you'd be in more pieces than CSI would bother to count. I understand that mistakes happen, but this is the most monumental of them all at your age. I just hope that your parents, and hers are finanfially situated enough to be able to help you out with this. It's going to be far from easy, you know that right? Say hello to working long hours in order to feed this kid, keep it healthy and relatively happy. However, all this being said. If you don't skip out on the girl and the kid, that's very respectable.
Incidentally, I like Calvin.... ------------- ? |
Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 10:15am
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Ok so for those who havent read the prvious pages. We DID USE a C-O-N-D-O-M and her FATHER is DEAD. So hopefully thos who catch on now read this much since a few havent... i know this is gonna be hard but the things are here and the support and somewhat decent job right now making 8$ an hour ( finally quit Kings Dominion) and a raise every 3-4 weeks.. and besides money isnt realy an issue.. time its gonna be there, i can make time lready have a lil mini vacation to our condo planned for me liz and a few friends to go and get away since we will all need it... and a sitter back home.. i have 3 people all adults who have raised famililies and are good people who dont charge! moslty everything else is minor details.. and le the flamming begin.. ugh i wonder why i even started..lol ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 10:15am
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i still say seven. ------------- <no ginormous sigs please> |
Posted By: gnarkill
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 10:32am
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God shall damn you to hell if the boys name isnt walter. -------------
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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 10:40am
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Name him Travis.
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Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 10:44am
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Name him "Oops" -------------
Coming in May 2005! |
Posted By: HondaXR
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 10:50am
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Im kinda partial to Hank, John Boy, or Johnny or Sue. ------------- SL68II Pro/Am 68 Carbine |
Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 11:07am
| I'll have to go with Pimptastik on this one and name him Seven...and best of luck to you and your galfriend. |
Posted By: ¤ Råp¡Ð F¡rè ¤
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 12:14pm
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Well, at least your being responsible about it. Get ready to start living on 3 hours of sleep every night. Your free time if gonna disappear too most likely.
Good luck, and have a nice life with your son and girlfriend/wife. ------------- 
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Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 12:46pm
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3 hours of asleep a night.. meh half the time thats what im going on now..lol.. o well about the the free time thing atleast ill be doing some productive and not out trying to blow something up with my friends.. ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 1:40pm
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$8 an hour is nowhere close to being a good job ------------- 
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 1:44pm
| Bastard would be a cute, fitting name |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 1:56pm
LOL |
Posted By: HondaXR
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 2:51pm
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or Kurt, Jeff, Posey, Melvin, Danny, Marty, Clayton, MIke, or Jason ------------- SL68II Pro/Am 68 Carbine |
Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 3:11pm
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Posted By: Solipsism
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 3:18pm
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Enjoy paying child support for the next 18 years. -------------  http://solipsism.ath.cx - solipsism.ath.cx |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 3:38pm
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So like..I think PAINTBALL1 goes to a High School in my county...
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Posted By: MSG.Mobius
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 3:41pm
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Make a new account BUSTEDCONDOM1 -------------
Coming in May 2005! |
Posted By: gnarkill
Date Posted: 04 September 2004 at 4:04pm
or I am or iwasso -------------
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Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 05 September 2004 at 10:23pm
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no no "spermie", or "the_tail_of_spermie" or
"the_one_the_only_spermie" -------------
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Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 12:10am
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Whoa.
Im 15 almost 16 and if i had a kid i would be too poor to play paintball and i would cry
haha ANYWAY good luck with all that ------------- Sig is WAY too big. |
Posted By: Persephone
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 12:19am
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Call him Hades.
Good luck with your child. Best wishes for a happy future.
Persephone. |
Posted By: Woodzball
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 12:23am
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haha, your lives are ruined. Good luck trying to stay in school, finding a job to support him, and not completely sucking at life! O wait, you're already halfway there. ------------- If you really suck, dont even try |
Posted By: Civilian Of
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 12:30am
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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 12:39am
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I want to poke your baby.
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Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 12:40am
no lusifer  -------------
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Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 1:03am
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but have to make sure he;s cool. is he's a fatkid it
won't work -------------
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Posted By: rootsradicals
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 1:12am
| heh....don't drop it |
Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 10:24am
If that happened to my sister the dude probably wouldn't have a head to think with. |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 10:28am
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well..its safe tosay...you can watch your life spiral down the toilet.
and if your in austailia, you can have the joy of watching it go down backwards. |
Posted By: TippmannA5User
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 10:35am
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one of my best friends got knocked up and she is 19, and that was the biggest mistake in her life. You deserve to be kicked in the nuts multiple times for not wearing a rubber. May God have mercy on you and the girl. ------------- Just shoot yourself and save me the trouble. click the pic! http://mypaintballpics.mypicgallery.com/mpg/Route.asp"> 
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 11:41am
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i dun get it, is paintball1 a girl? cause guys dont wear that stuff |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 11:55am
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To the new father, Good Luck.
To the rest of you morons that only have stupid things to say, like: "Your life is over," Shut up. Not all teen parents are as dumb as you are. ------------- 
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Posted By: Frozen
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 11:57am
You suck at life. |
Posted By: Civilian Of
Date Posted: 06 September 2004 at 11:58am
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