Riddles (updated pg 4)
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Topic: Riddles (updated pg 4)
Posted By: triggerhappy1
Subject: Riddles (updated pg 4)
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:23pm
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was watching die hard with a vengence, and it inspired me to this idea.
riddles 1.What travels around the world yet stays in one corner? a stamp 2.Which burns longer, a red candle or a white one? 3.Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?" niether, the yolk is yellow 4.Which moves faster: heat or cold? 5.Who can shave twenty-five times a day and still have a beard? 6.Why can't a man living in Winston, Salem be buried west of the Mississippi? 7.Why is it so easy to weigh fish? 8.You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I? a telephone ------------- 
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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:34pm
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8. you.
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Posted By: I <3 my A5
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:34pm
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First one is stamp. ------------- Smoking Jesus causes testicular cancer. XBL Gamertag: Velcronia for Halo 2 |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:34pm
| could the last one be a phone |
Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:36pm
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I <3 my A5 and 98god are correct -------------
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Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:36pm
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/me hides away in shame ------------- <Removed sig for violation of Clause 4 of the New Sig Rules> 
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:36pm
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The yolk of an egg isn't white, it's yellow. ------------- 
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Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:37pm
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isn't #8 a telephone?
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Nobody ever suspects the fun police! 
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:37pm
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98God wrote:Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:38pm
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Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:39pm
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Rolltide-all wrong
-prodigy- correct im out tonite, be back tomorrow nite! -------------
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Posted By: I <3 my A5
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:40pm
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6. Why would you bury a living man? ------------- Smoking Jesus causes testicular cancer. XBL Gamertag: Velcronia for Halo 2 |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:45pm
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I think I win. ------------- ? |
Posted By: Salem
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 8:52pm
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Posted By: Shadowminion
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:03pm
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OK , that one's a Goner , here's another one : The Rich want me , The poor have me , and if you eat me , you Die . What am I ? ------------- SL68-II , micro honed and polished .688" bore . Tuff Enuf . Widowmaker , under construction |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:03pm
| nothing |
Posted By: Shadowminion
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:04pm
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Ack !! , so easy , LOL
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Posted By: Salem
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:05pm
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lol pwned another one 98 god. next plz -Kasey -------------
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:41pm
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Okay smart guys. Here's one. You'll ponder this one for a while I think. ~A man is running down a long hallway with a piece of paper in his hand. .....explain. ------------- ? |
Posted By: Frozen
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:42pm
| Inspector gadget got a call from the chief on his unique exploding letterhead. duh |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:43pm
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bzzzzt. ------------- ? |
Posted By: PROCARBINEϗ
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:45pm
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Uhh well first of all the man has a piece of paper IN his hand so that
has to hurt so he starts to run to the school nurse then blacks out and
the nurse takes it out and when he leaves he crumples it up lol that
was such a bogus answer it kills me deep on the inside btw thats a good
one.
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Posted By: Shadowminion
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:45pm
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It was a Pardon from the governer , just a bit late,,,,
That is Sooo sick , ,, I like it ,, ------------- SL68-II , micro honed and polished .688" bore . Tuff Enuf . Widowmaker , under construction |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:47pm
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^^Yep Okay okay. What goes with a train, comes with a train, but isn't necessary for the train to run? ------------- ? |
Posted By: Shadowminion
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:48pm
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Whistle ? ------------- SL68-II , micro honed and polished .688" bore . Tuff Enuf . Widowmaker , under construction |
Posted By: DrunkDriver
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:53pm
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that little plastic conductor that is inside of it, if you're talking about a toy train set ------------- http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=260991706090alb8rs.jpg"> 
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Posted By: Frozen
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:55pm
passengers? |
Posted By: RfUiLreZ
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:58pm
| A hen and a half, lay an egg and a half in a day in a half. How many eggs do 7 hens lay in 6 days? |
Posted By: PROCARBINEϗ
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 9:59pm
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Posted By: Bass654321
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 10:05pm
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One night, in his house, a man got tired and turned off all the lights in his house to go to bed. The next morning, he read in the paper that 3 boats had crashed killing all of their passengers. What happened? ------------- "You have to be trusted, by the people that you lied to. So that when they turn their backs on you, you'll get the chance to put the knife in." Pink Floyd- Dogs |
Posted By: PROCARBINEϗ
Date Posted: 20 September 2004 at 10:12pm
hes a very unlucky fellow and lives in a light house. -------------
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Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 2:38pm
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new ones...
1.What makes my left hand, my right?a mirror 2.What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour? the letter m 3.What one word has the most letters in it? the alphabet 4.What question can you never answer "yes" to? 5.What runs but doesn't walk? water 6.What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it? teapot 7.What turns everything around but does not move? a mirror 8.What two things can you never eat for breakfast? lunch and dinner 9.What two words contain the most letters? -------------
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Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 2:47pm
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Posted By: rkelley41
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 2:49pm
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1. A mirror (probably wrong)
2. The letter "m" 3. Alphabet 5. A watch ------------- Model 98 Armson barrel Flatline barrel 47psi/3k HPA 20oz CO2 Tippman expansion chamber |
Posted By: paintballman_13
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 2:53pm
I just got my heli parts today and the manual is in german. mikroprozessorgesteuerter is the longest one I found. It has 24 letters. If i had a good digital camera I could show you. |
Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 2:56pm
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1,2,3,7 and 8 correct -------------
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 3:14pm
| 4- Are you dead |
Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 3:40pm
| 6.What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it? Teapot |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 3:55pm
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis -Longest word. ------------- |
Posted By: chronzak
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 5:00pm
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5- water |
Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 5:03pm
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only 2 left! 4, 9
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 5:03pm
| number 5 a car? |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 5:22pm
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i got 4!
The only question you cant answer yes to is either "Are you dead?" or "Are you Asleep" |
Posted By: DMN 0166
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 5:57pm
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I cant think of the answers, but i have one of my own. what word is pronounced incorrectly by 99% of Ivy league students? |
Posted By: pbfreak98
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 6:03pm
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^^^^Incorrectly ------------- |
Posted By: RfUiLreZ
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 6:42pm
Retard. Read the question. Do some math. Get the answer. It's 28. |
Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 6:45pm
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4- Are you asleep? and Are you Dead?
9- Post Office---contains many letters |
Posted By: BearClaw
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 7:09pm
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1. How many of each animal did moses take on the Arc. 2. What is at the beginning of endless and eternity and at the end of space and time. ------------- AGD 68 Automag Azodin KPII Sheridan PGP2K Tippmann Crossover XVR Tippmann ProCarbine Tippmann SL68-II Tippmann TiPX |
Posted By: Shadowminion
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 7:13pm
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1. 2 , ACK !! Moses didnt Take any , Noah did 2. E ------------- SL68-II , micro honed and polished .688" bore . Tuff Enuf . Widowmaker , under construction |
Posted By: BearClaw
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 7:16pm
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# 2 you got right the letter e #1 is Wrong hehehehehehe ------------- AGD 68 Automag Azodin KPII Sheridan PGP2K Tippmann Crossover XVR Tippmann ProCarbine Tippmann SL68-II Tippmann TiPX |
Posted By: Shadowminion
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 7:18pm
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Woot , I want a Cookie !! ------------- SL68-II , micro honed and polished .688" bore . Tuff Enuf . Widowmaker , under construction |
Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 8:19pm
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alright all those are done, now heres some harder ones
1. Poor Man has it Rich Man wants it It is stronger than God It is more evil than Satan And if you eat it, you will surely die 2. I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. 3.What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house? 4.What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else? 5.What walks all day on its head? 6.What gets wet when drying? a towel 7.What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up? -------------
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Posted By: Flarpy
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 8:33pm
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4 is an STD or a smile, maybe a hug, 6 is a towel. ------------- Gun Setup: Black and silver 98c 14" J&J Ceramic barrel 20oz co2 Warp feed Gravity loader :( |
Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 8:37pm
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4 is true, but not what im looking for. but you got 6. -------------
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Posted By: fatty
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 8:41pm
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ok
:) |
Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 8:44pm
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thanks man
V wrong -------------
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 8:44pm
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4. telephone number??
Address? Name? give them your word? |
Posted By: Death~By~Paint
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 8:48pm
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i cANT get # 1 ------------- 
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 9:09pm
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 9:13pm
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#1 is nothing, because God is all powerful, and nothing is more powerful than him, and nothing is more evil than satan so #1 is nothing, if you dont think its right, i can prove you wrong |
Posted By: chronzak
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 9:14pm
| 7- toilet |
Posted By: Death~By~Paint
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 9:15pm
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there ya go -------------
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 9:24pm
You can answer/talk in my sleep. I have done it before. ------------- |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 10:26pm
Course we can, your asleep, we are not. New one : A house is 10 feet from the train tracks. At midnight a train runs by the house, there is a loud crash then scilence. The following morning a couple is found dead. The only clue is there is water on the floor. How were they killed? ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: disturbed*rocks
Date Posted: 21 September 2004 at 11:35pm
I was gonna say that. I learned it the other day. ------------- Your gun chops balls. & nbsp; |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 22 September 2004 at 12:07am
Well theres about a million answers, because the riddle doesnt say they died because of the train. Murdered, accidents, drowning, fire, etc. Suffocation... ------------- 
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 22 September 2004 at 12:14am
Oh, their death is was indirectly caused by the train. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: The Guy
Date Posted: 22 September 2004 at 2:53am
------------- http://www.anomationanodizing.com - My Site 
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 22 September 2004 at 5:09pm
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what builds up castles, tears down mountains, makes some blind, and helps others to see? where can you find roads with out cars, forest with out trees, and cities with out houses? what lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward? In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. it can only attack when pulled back. what is it? with no wings i fly, with no eyes i see, with no arms i climb, more frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. what am i? these are just a few riddles. ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: Shadowminion
Date Posted: 22 September 2004 at 5:18pm
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Whackamole , 1 is Time . 2.is a map 3. is frost ,or an Icecicle 4&5 no idea , lol, good ones ------------- SL68-II , micro honed and polished .688" bore . Tuff Enuf . Widowmaker , under construction |
Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 23 September 2004 at 2:53pm
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got them all
1. nothing 2. pencil lead 3. the sun 4. your word 5. a nail in a horseshoe 6. a towel 7. a sieve (but toilet makes more sense) new ones.....(just quote me to answer them) 1.There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry. Answer- One was in the casket 2.The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? Answer- 3.He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it? Answer- 4.Brothers and sisters have I none but that man's father is my father's son. Answer- 5.Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night? Answer- 6.I bind it and it walks. I loose it and it stops. Answer- 7.What goes round and round the wood but never goes into the wood? Answer- 8.The maker sells it, the buyer gives it away, the receiver doesent know he has it. What is it? Answer- -------------
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Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 23 September 2004 at 3:04pm
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Nobody ever suspects the fun police!
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Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 23 September 2004 at 3:15pm
thats great!!  -------------
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Posted By: soonerdude05
Date Posted: 23 September 2004 at 4:00pm
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I have no idea what the train and loud crash have to do with anything but this is what I think: The couple were standing on an ice block with a rope around their necks. When the ice melted they were hung. ------------- 
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Date Posted: 23 September 2004 at 4:33pm
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 23 September 2004 at 6:33pm
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 23 September 2004 at 9:23pm
I have no idea what the train and loud crash have to do with anything but this is what I think: The couple were standing on an ice block with a rope around their necks. When the ice melted they were hung. [/QUOTE]*Sorry for bumpage* Nope. They did not kill themselves. They were on the floor, there was water and glass around them. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: TippmannA5User
Date Posted: 23 September 2004 at 10:10pm
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Q; How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? A; Nail its other hand to the floor... I am a sick sick person, who likes dead baby riddles. ------------- Just shoot yourself and save me the trouble. click the pic! http://mypaintballpics.mypicgallery.com/mpg/Route.asp"> 
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Posted By: rkelley41
Date Posted: 24 September 2004 at 9:36am
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1.There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.
Answer- The one that stayed still was lying in a casket. They were going to his funeral. ------------- Model 98 Armson barrel Flatline barrel 47psi/3k HPA 20oz CO2 Tippman expansion chamber |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 24 September 2004 at 10:11am
It's clear that the train conducter performed a drive by water gun shooting, and hosed them to death. ------------- |
Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 24 September 2004 at 10:29am
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by the way 4 is a bullet and 5 is the human imagination ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 24 September 2004 at 2:19pm
The shking of the train caused a pitcher full of water to drop on the head of one. Assuming they are old, the first one died, which then fell on the other. Not being able to hold the weight the other one breaks his hip and falls on the floor in terrible pain. He dies from shock. The pitcher was holding two liters of water. -------------
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Posted By: TippmannA5User
Date Posted: 24 September 2004 at 3:01pm
holy  ------------- Just shoot yourself and save me the trouble. click the pic! http://mypaintballpics.mypicgallery.com/mpg/Route.asp">
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 24 September 2004 at 11:07pm
*sorry for bumpage* Um guys, I posted that riddle, not soonerdude05. Here is a hint, they died because they couldnt breath, but they didnt drown. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 24 September 2004 at 11:25pm
| Its gatta do with fish. Has to. |
Posted By: fireufool
Date Posted: 25 September 2004 at 12:01am
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is #5 Santa???? ------------- always move forward going strait will get u nowhere there is no progress evolutions gonna kill us all-green day jaded |
Posted By: Jonner
Date Posted: 25 September 2004 at 12:41am
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A woman shoots her husband.
I am the ruler of shovels
I can sizzle like bacon,
What falls but never breaks?
hmmm theres sum... ------------- 
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 25 September 2004 at 1:26am
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Posted By: Jonner
Date Posted: 25 September 2004 at 1:37am
good job..now 2 more to go -------------
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Posted By: Pyro-TFA
Date Posted: 25 September 2004 at 8:28am
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Voicless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters |
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 25 September 2004 at 8:56am
to fall to the ground. This killed the pair of fish in the bowl. -------------
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 25 September 2004 at 6:11pm
Nice.
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Posted By: triggerhappy1
Date Posted: 25 September 2004 at 6:12pm
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Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 25 September 2004 at 10:00pm
Umm, they could also be a Las Vegas show and she is his beautiful assistant. KBK |