Horny 12 yr olds... rant....
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Topic: Horny 12 yr olds... rant....
Posted By: pballa j.r.
Subject: Horny 12 yr olds... rant....
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:19pm
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Ok, well I get this monthly gaming magizine called GMR. While
flipping through the pages I see an ad for a new game called KOF
Maximum Impact. Yes it is a fighting game. In the ad there
are two females both with extremely
large breasts. WHAT IS IT WITH FIGHTING GAMES AND
B00BS??!!? I can almost gaurntee(sp) that any recent fighting
game that has come out the chicks have un-nautrally large breasts and
you can see their panties. I don't know if the game creaters
realize this or not, but if these women with large breasts and no bras
tried to throw a punch or took one... their jugs would be flyin out of
their "clothes" in a heartbeat. Does someone actually get excited
over these scantly clad women? What is the deal yo? An example... observe the loosly bound chi chis and the "cloth" covering the lower quarters...  ------------- 
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Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:20pm
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i can't post here, im not a horny 12 year old.
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Posted By: Civilian Of
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:22pm
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Posted By: ultimatetrooper
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:22pm
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Breasts flying out of clothes? New game idea! ------------- 
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:23pm
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
boomstick wrote:Posted By: Project Irene
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:23pm
| Hey, it makes me buy um... |
Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:24pm
eheheeeehehehehe i em or not....... what happened to real fighting games? ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: 636andy636
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:24pm
| note my sig |
Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:26pm
So you waste $40-50 to see boobs bouncing up and down? -------------
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:28pm
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People waste a lot more than $50 watching bouncing boobs... |
Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:30pm
Atleast they can see the entire thing.... -------------
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Posted By: 636andy636
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:31pm
i waste alot less and get the live show. just have to talk to my neightbor when shes on her trampolien in the summer. bouncy bouncy bouncy |
Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:34pm
Lol that works too. -------------
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Posted By: 636andy636
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:41pm
just think of lindsay lohan only 10 times hotter jumping on a trampolien in a bakini |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:47pm
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I don't get the Lindsay Lohan thing...
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Posted By: 636andy636
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 9:56pm
my neighbor is 10 times hotter than lindsay lohan |
Posted By: ekeboo
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 10:11pm
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yep horny 12 yr olds. -------------  
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Posted By: @5 M@$T@
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 10:14pm
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lol ------------- I'm going to the darkside... |
Posted By: @5 M@$T@
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 10:16pm
Your an @$$, she is the hottest female in the world. ------------- I'm going to the darkside... |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 10:16pm
ever heard of the guy game? It's out... |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 10:23pm
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More reason fer me to skip Halo 2 and get the Playboy Mansion game fer PS2 and I get to be Hughe Hefner......yeah baby! Oh and Im older than 12 yrs old, I was there when Moses parted the Red Sea ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition! 
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Posted By: keithx
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 10:41pm
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so wait you're saying that video games DON'T mimic real life? damn... there goes my hopes of flying to mars to fight the demon hordes.... way to ruin my christmas ------------- I prefer .223 over .68 --------------------- A-5 R/T Flatline w/ F/X SD shroud F/X Sniper stock Intruder Assault Foregrip SpecterGear CQB 3pt Sling Crossfire 68/4500 (coming soon) |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 11:15pm
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Keithx, me thinks yer that horny 12yr old....runs next door and tells Keiths neighbor (mom) to lock her daugther's bedroom door and have a 12 gauge in hand. ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted By: keithx
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 11:19pm
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my neighbors already hate me enough... ------------- I prefer .223 over .68 --------------------- A-5 R/T Flatline w/ F/X SD shroud F/X Sniper stock Intruder Assault Foregrip SpecterGear CQB 3pt Sling Crossfire 68/4500 (coming soon) |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 11:23pm
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Then leave the neighbor's dog alone... ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted By: keithx
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 11:25pm
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man you're on a roll tonight... ------------- I prefer .223 over .68 --------------------- A-5 R/T Flatline w/ F/X SD shroud F/X Sniper stock Intruder Assault Foregrip SpecterGear CQB 3pt Sling Crossfire 68/4500 (coming soon) |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 11:29pm
I didnt roll anywhere...I jus got home from work. ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted By: keithx
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 11:30pm
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working second shift sucks... i am on 4-12 or some variation thereof until thanksgiving to train this guy... i sit in my office and post on messageboards... unfortunately this board dies down a lot around now... ------------- I prefer .223 over .68 --------------------- A-5 R/T Flatline w/ F/X SD shroud F/X Sniper stock Intruder Assault Foregrip SpecterGear CQB 3pt Sling Crossfire 68/4500 (coming soon) |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 11:34pm
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You think this room dies out fast....the usual chatroom I go to is like a cemetary, no one says anything until someone says something in a sentence wit the word "sex" in it and then the chatroom comes to life. ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted By: keithx
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 11:37pm
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i cant chat at work... i end up playing tetris on my cell phone... or buying things... which is usually bad... ------------- I prefer .223 over .68 --------------------- A-5 R/T Flatline w/ F/X SD shroud F/X Sniper stock Intruder Assault Foregrip SpecterGear CQB 3pt Sling Crossfire 68/4500 (coming soon) |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 11:45pm
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i ph33r big boobs...i was attacked once by big boobs...couldent breath...almost died...i also ph33r the 70s but thats another story ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: jaked588
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 11:52pm
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its called BMX XXX... lol the whole big breast thing gets the kids to buy the games which means more money so who cares if the little kids are horny they have money!- something that a video game designer would say ------------- 
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Posted By: RenegadeGopher
Date Posted: 30 September 2004 at 11:59pm
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Of course they know that breasts are flying everywhere. They designed it that way.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 12:21am
Actually, the guy game > bmx xxx for that type of stuff... look into it. |
Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 5:11am
| They don't do it so that YOU buy it. Do you have any idea how boring it would be to code a game, or do animations? Very boring. Imagine not leaving a computer for multiple days at a time, sometimes, all you have is cartoon boobs bouncing. |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 5:24am
| fighting games are dumb |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 8:00am
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I saw in some TV show (I think on Tech TV) that 8% of the animation programming in fighting games goes to boobs. ------------- 
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 8:10am
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hahaha almost like that retarded sexfest they put out "hot babes no nudes c'mon guys no text posts i wanna beat off" ------------- 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:41am
I cant even begin to believe you used Kasumi as an example. DoA series has been a great fighter, with some pretty good looken girls. Honestly, what more do you want. ------------- |
Posted By: Dead Man Walkin
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 4:08am
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 7:33am
My sister's friend knows her personally. According to her, Lohan is a synonym for female dog. And uglier without the makeup and the clothes you see her usually wear. -------------
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Posted By: SeaWolf
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 7:47am
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...I remember there being a naked woman in some WWF game for Nintendo 64.
Anyways... I don't like the girls in fighting games anyway. Somehow they seem to overpower the huge, built guys. Maybe their huge breasts are distracting. But seriously, these girls with nice bodies (no muscle mass), can whoop a huge, muscular guy with a sword heavy enough to squash a small child. I'm not being sexist. The physical aspects just don't add up. Edit: I like watching the commercials for Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball. Other than that, guys (even 12 year olds) can get their jollies from other sources than video games. ------------- 
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Posted By: fireufool
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 11:18am
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listen i'm 13 and i think its stupid if ur desprate enuf 2 look at video games theres probably sumthing wrong with u get a shrink or at least a gf ------------- always move forward going strait will get u nowhere there is no progress evolutions gonna kill us all-green day jaded |
Posted By: Ejp414
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 11:33am
Well, you could start by correct "You're" usage and actually spelling out the word ass. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan is attractive, but good Lord, she's not that amazing... (And the "hottest" female in the world is none other than the great Heidi Klum.) ------------- __________________ __________________ |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 11:41am
You're both morons. She is the ugliest girl to ever be thought hot by anyone ever. period. EDIT:
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 11:56am
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^^ excellent point and nice pic -------------
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 12:11pm
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thanks. and that the good thing about being subscribed to maxim. anyone pm me if you want a few more. I dont mind sharing the goodness. -------------
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 1:08pm
what does it say on avrils dress/shirt? 
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 1:12pm
Do you think I was gonna give it up to you? -------------
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 1:14pm
| avril= hotter than lindsey |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 1:18pm
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Britney in her prime, cant be touched my all these newcomers teen chicks. ------------- 
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Posted By: Solipsism
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 1:21pm
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If Kasumi offends you then don't play the game, DOA games are somwhat fun as far as fighting games go, I dont reallylike fighting games all that much but whatever. -------------  http://solipsism.ath.cx - solipsism.ath.cx |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 1:30pm
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Sorry dude, but while brittney is cute and hot, she isnt anywhere near the level Avril is. -------------
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Posted By: vftactical2
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 2:09pm
what ever happened to paris hilton and carmen electra ------------- vf tactical, tactical kaner kit, worrgames unimount, evolution hopper,and pmi 3000psi tank,shocktech beaver tail,e2 frame, |
Posted By: ThEeViLcHiCkEn
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 2:09pm
| sex sells, get used to it becasue its not going anywhere, oh and i herd rumors about a NC-17 comming out in theaters, PORN IN THE MOVIEs!!!! |
Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 2:49pm
No that did not offend me, none of it does im just trying ot make a point. Also, I couldn't find the girls I wanted to from the ad I saw so I just searched DOA and put up the first decent example I found. -------------
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 2:59pm
neither of them were ever really good looking. They were always the kind you wouldnt throw out of bed if they were there, but you wouldnt go out of your way to get...for me anyway. -------------
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Posted By: Dead Man Walkin
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 8:23pm
| Hey guys a simple "She's not the hottest chick in the world" would've done fine. I wasn't agreeing that Lindsy Lohan is the hottest chick in the world she isn't by far I was agreeing that the kid was an ass becuase he didn't get the joke. By the way what does any of this have to do with paintball? |
Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 8:28pm
Dude, shut up. Red Faction was a good game. (Red Faction 2 pwns even more) ------------- Most importantly - People suck. |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 9:17pm
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Thoughts and opinions doesnt usually have paintball threads in it. They go in all other sub forums. usually. And i apologize for thinking you thought lindsay lohan is hot. I should never insult anyone like that unless they deserve it. -------------
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Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 9:23pm
| Sex sells. How else do half of these teen stars BECOME stars?? |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 03 October 2004 at 10:43pm
| sex sells, they got this extreme volleyball game that has half dressed girls, i'll stick to first person shooters on PS2. |
Posted By: sk8r4life432
Date Posted: 04 October 2004 at 12:10am
how did your sister get her out of her clothes? thats important info. ------------- NOUS DE`FIOUS ODERINT DUM METUANT |
Posted By: Dead Man Walkin
Date Posted: 04 October 2004 at 1:48pm
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 04 October 2004 at 2:18pm
| if your complaining about that...waittill the playboy game gets released.... |
Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 04 October 2004 at 2:43pm
But the girls on the playboy game arent fighting... -------------
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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 04 October 2004 at 3:00pm
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There are games out where you rob people, kill people, and can walk around shooting innocents in the face, as well as police officers and armed service men, pimp hoes, and run drugs. Yet, you pick over-sized boobs to gripe about?
Tell me, what games do you play, if the big breasted fighters offend you so much? What are you doing playing a game where you beat people down for money or prizes anyway, if you have such high moral standards, to begin with? |
Posted By: stick_boy_2002
Date Posted: 04 October 2004 at 4:46pm
^^^^^^^ hey my step brother has that game (the one with the picture) ------------- 
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 04 October 2004 at 4:59pm
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I dont beleive he was griping about the morals of it, he was just stating how wierd it was that these copmanies are using se as a way to sell their games to 12 year olds. -------------
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Posted By: FalloutMan
Date Posted: 04 October 2004 at 7:00pm
you obviously have no taste in the true beauty that exists in women then, along with the ones suggesting avril lavigne... ------------- "They were convicted in federal court of pennsylvania for a telemarketing scam involving invention and patent fraud." |
Posted By: Fallout_soldier
Date Posted: 04 October 2004 at 7:24pm
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old mortal and street fighter. ------------- 
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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 05 October 2004 at 7:53am
Weird? They use what works. And besides, their creative licence, their choice. Personally, I couldn't care less what the characters look like, as loong as the graphics are decent, and the game-play is good. |
Posted By: Jeremy578
Date Posted: 05 October 2004 at 4:02pm
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Posted By: SandMan
Date Posted: 05 October 2004 at 4:13pm
LOL... That's perfect. ------------- Real Men Love Cheeses |
Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 05 October 2004 at 5:04pm
Presicly(sp). That and, if a woman that had as big of boobs as they are portraying and she had on as little amount of clothes, there would be no way in hell she could fight without her boobs flying out everywhere(as I stated earlier). GTA has no such inaccuracies. -------------
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 05 October 2004 at 5:10pm
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oh c'mon people let this thread die seriously -------------
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Posted By: Burnt Fingers
Date Posted: 05 October 2004 at 6:58pm
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