Parachute Forum Game
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Category: News And Views
Forum Name: Thoughts and Opinions
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Printed Date: 24 December 2025 at 2:53am
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Topic: Parachute Forum Game
Posted By: Clark Kent
Subject: Parachute Forum Game
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:09am
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Ok - new forum game: Who gets the parachute? We are in a plane. The plane is going down. There are two people, but only one parachute. I name two people. You decide who gets the parachute, and name two more people. Round 1: Paris Hilton or Martha Stewart
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Posted By: capcadetspencer
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:11am
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Paris Hilton... obviously
Michael Moore or Michael Jackson ------------- To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift -Steve Prefontaine |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:13am
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Paris Hilton
Martha will make a Parachute out of her dress, the plane's seat covers, seat belts, and the srings of her shoelaces. Gah, I was too late. Neither, Moore wont fit and Jackson is afraid his face will become come loose during the jump. Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin ------------- 
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Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:20am
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o man....griffin
mario or sonic ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:23am
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Tough one... Gotta give it to Mario - Sonic is just a tad more annoying.
Your Mom or Your Dad
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:31am
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mom Bush or Kerry? ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:40am
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bush....cause he'll shank kerry in the ribs to get it...the dirty watch your language. bill gates or Donald Trump ------------- A second class drive is always better than a first class walk. |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:50am
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Clearly Gates gets it - he's a much better person than Trump.
Osama or Hitler
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:57am
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Osama - His kill count is still lower and hopefully wont survive the landing.
Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson -------------
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:58am
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dang, that's a hard one. I think I'd kick them both out and when I reach the ground safely I'll sell the extra parachute on e-bay. Jay Leno or Conan O'Brien? ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: Radix
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:06am
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Jay leno hes funny' Moses or Jesus |
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:09am
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Jesus of course
me or you |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:10am
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You. I am the cause of the plane crash.
Hugh Hefner Or Larry Flint -------------
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:13am
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Hugh Hefner because i don't know who Larry Flint is. Johnny Cash or Ray Charles? ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:34am
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jonny
captin crunch or captin morgin ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:39am
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crunch.
enos or sandman? ------------- 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:42am
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Sandman. Enos would fashion make shift landing gear for his feet outa loose springs in the seats. ------------- |
Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:46am
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Jennifer Lopez or Halle Barry ------------- 
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 11:04am
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ill make it easier J.LO Dave Chappelle or Eddie Murphy -------------
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 11:29am
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Chapelle - Murphy is already dead, isn't he?
Saddam or Osama. |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 11:35am
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Wrong Murphy. That was Charley. Eddie is still alive.
Wow, dunno. I think I will go with Osama still. Babe Ruth or Barry Bonds -------------
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 11:44am
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Babe Ruth he did it first and will be remembered whether or not Bonds breaks teh record just like when bonds broke mcguires i didn't even know it untila month or two after Lucy ricardo or June cleaver -------------
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: ThEeViLcHiCkEn
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 12:49pm
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lucy, i dont know them but lucy Jenna Jamason or Katie price |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 12:54pm
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I don't know who Katie Price is, and I am afraid to enter it in Google. I therefore give the parachute to Jenna, for all her contributions to mankind. |
Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 1:14pm
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kent almost killed it but i am back with another one kirk hammett or jimmy page ( i can almost guarantee who will get it this time but thas b/c not too many people know who one of these is) -------------
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 1:50pm
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page Ronald Mcdonald or Hamburgerler |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 1:53pm
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I suck at my own game. Ronald, because he brings joy to the children of the world... (and he gets me hot)
Laura Bush or Barbara Bush
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 1:57pm
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laura Glenn Palmer or Bud Orr? |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 2:00pm
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Ha - let them fight over it!
Hillary Clinton or Tipper Gore |
Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 2:03pm
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I would take the parachute (if there were two I would take both) grandpa or grandma |
Posted By: MuRdoc18
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 2:14pm
You are an idiot! ------------- 
Member of Forumer Against Most Forumers. |
Radix wrote:Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 2:40pm
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keep it going!!! couldnt choose Clinton or Gore |
Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 2:53pm
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eek...um...Gore? Batman or Superman? ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: Project Irene
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 2:54pm
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Gore, most likely to get assassinated. Tom Brady or Bret Farve?
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:04pm
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Bret Farve Brittney Spears or Jessica Simpson? ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:20pm
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Clearly Britney. I would tie Jessica's arms down so she couldn't even flap to safety. You or Your girlfriend/wife |
Posted By: Vitamin
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:20pm
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Neither Taco Bell dog Ronald MacDonald ------------- 
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:23pm
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hehe. me, i don't have a girlfriend annoying sibling or ex-girlfriend/boyfriend dang. too slow ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:23pm
| Neither? You just gonna hold your gf's hand as you both go down in flames? |
Posted By: dye4dom420
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:24pm
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You forgot to put 2 more choices up again!
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:26pm
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I wasn't playing, merely commenting...
:)
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:26pm
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taco bell dog tooth fairy or santa clause ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:35pm
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Santa Clause, the tooth fairy can fly...I think... your pet(no birds) or your paintball gear(some how it would work...just work with me here)
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:37pm
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I love my cats, but i'd have to save the gear. A lot cheaper to buy new cats Tiger Woods or Eminem? ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:49pm
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tiger woods...
Micheal Jordan Lebron James |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:50pm
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Jordan anyday of the week.
Ghandi or Mother Teresa -------------
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:54pm
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Ghandi...because hes cool
Britney Spears Or madonna....in her prime. |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:55pm
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Britney all the way.
Chip or Dale -------------
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 4:00pm
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Chip...definitly...rescue rangers owned.
uhhhh..... Rockos Modern Life or Angry Beavers |
Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 4:04pm
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Rocko because I like him. Me or Youm0nt... ------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 4:35pm
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Youmont definetly
who are you? Me or ilovepaintball1 hahaha ------------- 
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Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 4:42pm
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i guess sammy cause i respect his filter dogeing ways William Hung or Mother Teresa ------------- 
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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 5:16pm
| THIS OR THAT IN DISGUISE!_$)(_)%(%)( |
Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 5:20pm
------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: xXMorpheineXx
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 5:34pm
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bush or kerry? ------------- "Contra omnia vincimus" |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 5:42pm
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Make 'em both go down.
The doctor who just saved your life for free or The Lawyer that got you 4 million dollars by helping you sue somebody ------------- 
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 5:46pm
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Oh noez - you figured out the secret to my game... :/
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 6:11pm
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Lawer. Id rather be ritch than healthy. Bill Gates or Warren Buffet ------------- 
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Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 6:22pm
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bill gates cause i don't know the other guy
wayne gretzky or mario lemieux -------------  
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Posted By: Vitamin
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 6:31pm
So you would rather be dead with 4 million dollars
Or suffering with horrible pain that is worse then death, but with 10 Million dollars. -------------
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Posted By: Shadowminion
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 6:55pm
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wayne Billy Grahm , Keely Whatson ? ------------- SL68-II , micro honed and polished .688" bore . Tuff Enuf . Widowmaker , under construction |
Posted By: jaked588
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 7:02pm
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keely whatson
umm carmen or pamela ------------- 
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 7:05pm
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neither they are both fake The red hot chili peppers or sublime |
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 7:40pm
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chili peppers mr.clean or chef boyrdee(sp) |
Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 7:45pm
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Mr. Clean Joe Paterno or Bear Bryant? ------------- <Removed sig for violation of Clause 4 of the New Sig Rules> 
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Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 7:51pm
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Joe Paterno ummmmmmmm Ashlee Simpson or Hillary Duff..... |
Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 8:21pm
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the one that could sing..............so none
ur little angle + or ur little devil -------------
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 8:22pm
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angel george washington or abraham lincoln |
Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 8:25pm
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abraham
a dog + a cat -------------
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 8:52pm
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a dog me or Ilovepaintball1 |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:19pm
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Ilovepaintball
Joliet Jake Blues or Elwood Blues -------------
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Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:07pm
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Thats harsh tae...
uh neither niq-toto or shocker_ratm ------------- <Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.> |
Posted By: Project Irene
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:55pm
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Nick, he's secksie... Shakespeare or Sophcles? |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 1:57am
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I don't really like shakespeare, but I'll give it to him...
Grimace or Hamburglar |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 2:35am
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hamburgler...grimace freakes me out... Smart Parts CEO or President Bush ...toughie...id say bush cause that way we would have more to b**ch about... ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 2:44am
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Smart Parts gets it...
Mother Teresa (when she was alive....) or The Pope |
Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 9:12am
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Mother Teresa (the Pope is nothing special... darned Catholics and the Papacy...)
Your best friend or Your girlfriend ------------- 
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 10:31am
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Girlfriend..
Patrick or Funky -------------
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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 10:44am
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funky is cool. i'd say funky. this one's for you bill!!: monnica luinskie(sp?) or Hillary Clinton
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Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 11:03am
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Luinskie (sp?)
Pac-man or Duff man ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 11:05am
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id save duff man
William Hung or Mother Teresa -------------
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 11:59am
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William Hung..he makes me laugh
yugioh or pokemon -------------
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 12:00pm
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^ dont know any of them, so I'd Save The Rat That Was Smuggled on board. Mike Everland or Enos Shenk ------------- 
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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 12:01pm
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they both suck. i'd kill them bot before i did anything else. Hades or Everyone else on the forum.
EDIT: woops. ummmm i'd say enos. i was talking about the little animals one. |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 12:05pm
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Hades. Stalin or Hitler -------------
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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 12:08pm
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spalin cause i dont know who he is and i hate hitler too.
vince carter or darryl dawkins |
Posted By: Vitamin
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 1:33pm
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Vince Carter, cause he has more money
A box of Playboy's
Your wife -------------
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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 1:39pm
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A box of playboys.
Eddie Van Halen or Randy Rhoads ------------- Most importantly - People suck. |
Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 1:53pm
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Van Halen The Guy who invented emoticons or your mom -------------
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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 2:01pm
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mom (emoticons = t sux)
Belt or Carol Channing ------------- Most importantly - People suck. |
Posted By: capcadetspencer
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 2:50pm
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Belt Daisy Fuentes or Pamela Anderson ------------- To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift -Steve Prefontaine |