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Topic: Parachute Forum Game
Posted By: Clark Kent
Subject: Parachute Forum Game
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:09am

Ok - new forum game:  Who gets the parachute?

We are in a plane.  The plane is going down.  There are two people, but only one parachute. 

I name two people.  You decide who gets the parachute, and name two more people.

Round 1:

Paris Hilton

or

Martha Stewart

 




Replies:
Posted By: capcadetspencer
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:11am

Paris Hilton... obviously

 

Michael Moore

or

Michael Jackson



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To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift -Steve Prefontaine



Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:13am
Paris Hilton

Martha will make a Parachute out of her dress, the plane's seat covers, seat belts, and the srings of her shoelaces.


Gah, I was too late.

Neither, Moore wont fit and Jackson is afraid his face will become come loose during the jump.



Homer Simpson

or

Peter Griffin




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Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:20am
o man....griffin

mario or sonic

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saving the world, one warship at a time.


Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:23am

Tough one...

Gotta give it to Mario - Sonic is just a tad more annoying.

 

Your Mom

or

Your Dad

 



Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:31am

mom

Bush or Kerry?



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NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:40am
bush....cause he'll shank kerry in the ribs to get it...the dirty watch your language.
bill gates

or

Donald Trump

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A second class drive is always better than a first class walk.



Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:50am

Clearly Gates gets it - he's a much better person than Trump.

 

Osama

or

Hitler

 



Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:57am
Osama - His kill count is still lower and hopefully wont survive the landing.

Britney Spears

or

Jessica Simpson



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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:58am

dang, that's a hard one. I think I'd kick them both out and when I reach the ground safely I'll sell the extra parachute on e-bay.

Jay Leno or Conan O'Brien?



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NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil.


Posted By: Radix
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:06am

Jay leno hes funny'

Moses

or

Jesus



Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:09am

Jesus of course

 

me

or

you



Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:10am
You. I am the cause of the plane crash.


Hugh Hefner

Or

Larry Flint

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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:13am

Hugh Hefner because i don't know who Larry Flint is.

Johnny Cash or Ray Charles?



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NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil.


Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:34am
jonny

captin crunch or captin morgin

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saving the world, one warship at a time.


Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:39am
crunch.

enos or sandman?

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:42am
Sandman.



Enos would fashion make shift landing gear for his feet outa loose springs in the seats.


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WHO says eating pork is safe, but Mexicans have even cut back on their beloved greasy pork tacos. - MSNBC on the Swine Flu


Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:46am
Jennifer Lopez or Halle Barry

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"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation."


Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 11:04am

ill make it easier     J.LO

Dave Chappelle or Eddie Murphy



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"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation."


Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 11:29am

Chapelle - Murphy is already dead, isn't he?

 

Saddam or Osama.



Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 11:35am
Wrong Murphy. That was Charley. Eddie is still alive.

Wow, dunno.

I think I will go with Osama still.

Babe Ruth

or

Barry Bonds

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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 11:44am

Babe Ruth  he did it first and will be remembered  whether or not Bonds breaks teh record   just like when bonds broke mcguires i didn't even know it untila month or two after 

Lucy ricardo   or     June cleaver 



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"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation."


Posted By: ThEeViLcHiCkEn
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 12:49pm
lucy, i dont know them but lucy

Jenna Jamason

or

Katie price


Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 12:54pm

I don't know who Katie Price is, and I am afraid to enter it in Google.

I therefore give the parachute to Jenna, for all her contributions to mankind.



Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 1:14pm
kent almost killed it     but i am back with another one   kirk hammett or jimmy page ( i can almost guarantee who will get it this time but thas b/c not too many people know who one of these is)

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"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation."


Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 1:50pm
page

Ronald Mcdonald

or

Hamburgerler


Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 1:53pm

I suck at my own game.

Ronald, because he brings joy to the children of the world...  (and he gets me hot)

 

Laura Bush

or

Barbara Bush

 



Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 1:57pm

laura

Glenn Palmer or Bud Orr?



Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 2:00pm

Ha - let them fight over it!

 

Hillary Clinton or Tipper Gore



Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 2:03pm

I would take the parachute (if there were two I would take both)

grandpa

or

grandma



Posted By: MuRdoc18
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 2:14pm
Originally posted by Radix Radix wrote:

Jay leno hes funny'



You are an idiot!


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Member of Forumer Against Most Forumers.


Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 2:40pm

keep it going!!!

couldnt choose

Clinton

or

Gore



Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 2:53pm

eek...um...Gore?

Batman or Superman?



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NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil.


Posted By: Project Irene
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 2:54pm

Gore, most likely to get assassinated.

Tom Brady or Bret Farve?

 



Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:04pm

Bret Farve

Brittney Spears or Jessica Simpson?



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NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil.


Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:20pm

Clearly Britney.  I would tie Jessica's arms down so she couldn't even flap to safety.

You

or

Your girlfriend/wife



Posted By: Vitamin
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:20pm

Neither

Taco Bell dog

Ronald MacDonald



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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:23pm

hehe. me, i don't have a girlfriend

annoying sibling or ex-girlfriend/boyfriend

dang. too slow



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NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil.


Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:23pm
Neither?  You just gonna hold your gf's hand as you both go down in flames?


Posted By: dye4dom420
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:24pm
You forgot to put 2 more choices up again!

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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:26pm

I wasn't playing, merely commenting...

 

:)

 



Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:26pm

taco bell dog

tooth fairy or santa clause



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NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil.


Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:35pm

Santa Clause, the tooth fairy can fly...I think...

your pet(no birds)

or

your paintball gear(some how it would work...just work with me here)

 



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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:37pm

I love my cats, but i'd have to save the gear. A lot cheaper to buy new cats

Tiger Woods or Eminem?



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NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil.


Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:49pm
tiger woods...

Micheal Jordan

Lebron James


Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:50pm
Jordan anyday of the week.


Ghandi

or

Mother Teresa

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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:54pm
Ghandi...because hes cool

Britney Spears

Or

madonna....in her prime.


Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 3:55pm
Britney all the way.

Chip

or

Dale

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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 4:00pm
Chip...definitly...rescue rangers owned.


uhhhh.....

Rockos Modern Life
or
Angry Beavers



Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 4:04pm
Rocko because I like him.

Me

or

Youm0nt...


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Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington


Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 4:35pm
Youmont definetly
who are you?

Me
or
ilovepaintball1
hahaha

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Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 4:42pm

i guess sammy cause i respect his filter dogeing ways

William Hung

or

Mother Teresa



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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 5:16pm
THIS OR THAT IN DISGUISE!_$)(_)%(%)(


Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 5:20pm
Originally posted by Koolit32 Koolit32 wrote:

<font size="7">THIS OR THAT IN DISGUISE!_$)(_)%(%)(
OGM!1!111 LOKO OUT!

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///AMG What?


Posted By: xXMorpheineXx
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 5:34pm
bush or kerry?

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"Contra omnia vincimus"


Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 5:42pm
Make 'em both go down.


The doctor who just saved your life for free

or

The Lawyer that got you 4 million dollars by helping you sue somebody

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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 5:46pm

Originally posted by Koolit32 Koolit32 wrote:

THIS OR THAT IN DISGUISE!_$)(_)%(%)(

 

Oh noez - you figured out the secret to my game...

:/

 



Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 6:11pm

Originally posted by Tolgak Tolgak wrote:

Make 'em both go down.


The doctor who just saved your life for free

or

The Lawyer that got you 4 million dollars by helping you sue somebody

Lawer. Id rather be ritch than healthy.

Bill Gates

or

Warren Buffet



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Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 6:22pm
bill gates cause i don't know the other guy

wayne gretzky
or
mario lemieux

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Posted By: Vitamin
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 6:31pm
Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Originally posted by Tolgak Tolgak wrote:

Make 'em both go down.


The doctor who just saved your life for free

or

The Lawyer that got you 4 million dollars by helping you sue somebody

Lawer. Id rather be ritch than healthy.

Bill Gates

or

Warren Buffet

So you would rather be dead with 4 million dollars
Or suffering with horrible pain that is worse then death, but with 10 Million dollars.


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Posted By: Shadowminion
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 6:55pm

wayne

Billy Grahm ,

Keely Whatson ?



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SL68-II , micro honed and polished .688" bore . Tuff Enuf .
Widowmaker , under construction


Posted By: jaked588
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 7:02pm

keely whatson

 

umm

carmen or pamela



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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 7:05pm
neither they are both fake

The red hot chili peppers

or

sublime


Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 7:40pm
chili peppers

mr.clean
or
chef boyrdee(sp)


Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 7:45pm

Mr. Clean

Joe Paterno or Bear Bryant?



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Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 7:51pm
Joe Paterno


ummmmmmmm

Ashlee Simpson or Hillary Duff.....


Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 8:21pm
the one that could sing..............so none

ur little angle
+
or ur little devil

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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 8:22pm
angel

george washington

or

abraham lincoln


Posted By: lukeylouk
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 8:25pm
abraham

a dog
+
a cat

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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 8:52pm

a dog

me

or

Ilovepaintball1



Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 9:19pm

Ilovepaintball

 

Joliet Jake Blues

or

Elwood Blues



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Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:07pm
Thats harsh tae...


uh

neither






niq-toto

or

shocker_ratm

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<Replaced gigantormous sig with strike, good trade.>


Posted By: Project Irene
Date Posted: 01 October 2004 at 10:55pm

Nick, he's secksie...

Shakespeare or Sophcles?



Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 1:57am
I don't really like shakespeare, but I'll give it to him...


Grimace

or

Hamburglar


Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 2:35am

hamburgler...grimace freakes me out...

Smart Parts CEO

or

President Bush

...toughie...id say bush cause that way we would have more to b**ch about...



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"According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 2:44am
Smart Parts gets it...



Mother Teresa (when she was alive....)

or

The Pope


Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 9:12am
Mother Teresa (the Pope is nothing special... darned Catholics and the Papacy...)

Your best friend
     or
Your girlfriend

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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 10:31am
Girlfriend..

Patrick

or

Funky




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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 10:44am

funky is cool. i'd say funky.

this one's for you bill!!:

monnica luinskie(sp?)

or

Hillary Clinton



Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 11:03am
Luinskie (sp?)

Pac-man

or

Duff man

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USAF Special Weapons Technician.


Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 11:05am

id save duff man

 

William Hung

or

Mother Teresa



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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 11:59am
William Hung..he makes me laugh

yugioh

or

pokemon

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 12:00pm

^ dont know any of them, so I'd Save The Rat That Was Smuggled on board.

Mike Everland

or

Enos Shenk



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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 12:01pm

they both suck. i'd kill them bot before i did anything else.

Hades

or

Everyone else on the forum.

 

EDIT: woops. ummmm i'd say enos. i was talking about the little animals one.



Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 12:05pm

Hades.

Stalin

or

Hitler



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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 12:08pm

spalin cause i dont know who he is and i hate hitler too.

 

vince carter

or

darryl dawkins



Posted By: Vitamin
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 1:33pm
Vince Carter, cause he has more money
 
A box of Playboy's
 
Your wife


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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 1:39pm

A box of playboys.

 

Eddie Van Halen

or

Randy Rhoads



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Most importantly - People suck.


Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 1:53pm

Van Halen

The Guy who invented emoticons

or

your mom



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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 2:01pm

mom (emoticons = t sux)

 

Belt

or

Carol Channing



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Most importantly - People suck.


Posted By: capcadetspencer
Date Posted: 02 October 2004 at 2:50pm

Belt

Daisy Fuentes

or

Pamela Anderson



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To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift -Steve Prefontaine




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