COFF33 4 JEW
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Topic: COFF33 4 JEW
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Subject: COFF33 4 JEW
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 7:40pm
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Posted By: tippy_182
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 7:41pm
Pain..........
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 7:41pm
what the........
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Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 7:42pm
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 7:43pm
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You know dave prolly found this on some kinky porn site, and covered it up by reloading it to imageshack...
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Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 7:44pm
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Nope, its from a Canadian spousal abuse video, and I converted it from Mpeg to GIF
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 7:45pm
That is exactly how I get my women wet.
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 7:57pm
MetallicaESPa5 wrote:
what the........ |
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Posted By: KillerCanuk
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 7:58pm
Hades wrote:
That is exactly how I get my women wet. |
Zing!
The best part about the clip is that there are people just watching in the background.
"Hey look, that guy is assaulting that woman with a pot of hot coffee......where's my bagel?"
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Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 8:03pm
Hades wrote:
That is exactly how I get my women wet. |
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Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 8:07pm
That was sick
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 8:08pm
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 8:11pm
Anyone remember that SNL skit when they tell Chris Farley that
his coffee was made out of flavor chrystals and he freaks out and goes on
a rampage in the restaurant?
Good times.
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 8:33pm
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Hades wrote:
That is exactly how I get my women wet. |
Blow up dolls doesnt count as real women.
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Posted By: Vitamin
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 8:35pm
Good for you.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 10:51pm
-ProDigY- wrote:
Anyone remember that SNL skit when they tell Chris Farley that
his coffee was made out of flavor chrystals and he freaks out and goes on
a rampage in the restaurant?
Good times. |
why.....why.....WHY!!!!!!!!
I couldnt stop laughing at that... heheh
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Posted By: Burnt Fingers
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 10:56pm
Those canadians sure know how to abuse their women... with coffee
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 11:10pm
Actually Ive seen worse, the Chinese are way more brutal, they can make any Canadian and an American look like wussies....picture this (this is a scene from a movie on DVD my friend rented and we watched it over at my place) a man and a woman are on a restaurant table in a chinese restaurant the male is going to rape the woman (who is the waitress of the restaurant), the guy grabs a handle of chopsticks and crams them up a womans crotch (next camera shot is under the table) when the guy crams the handful of chopsticks into her, all you see is a waterfall of blood.
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 11:43pm
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I bet Dave goes around searching the internet for the weirdest and random pictures....
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Posted By: impulse
Date Posted: 13 October 2004 at 11:47pm
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 1:14am
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Ilovepaintball1 wrote:
I bet Dave goes around searching the internet for the weirdest and random pictures.... |
And whats wrong wit that?
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Posted By: ItsJustMe
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 5:22am
evil_fingers wrote:
Actually Ive seen worse, the Chinese are way more brutal, they can make any Canadian and an American look like wussies....picture this (this is a scene from a movie on DVD my friend rented and we watched it over at my place) a man and a woman are on a restaurant table in a chinese restaurant the male is going to rape the woman (who is the waitress of the restaurant), the guy grabs a handle of chopsticks and crams them up a womans crotch (next camera shot is under the table) when the guy crams the handful of chopsticks into her, all you see is a waterfall of blood. |
ew dude
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 8:52am
dude dave your perdy sick that would be extremely painful ok i give in the video is funny hah really funny
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 9:48am
MetallicaESPa5 wrote:
what the........ |
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 10:17am
evil_fingers wrote:
Actually Ive seen worse, the Chinese are way more
brutal, they can make any Canadian and an American look like
wussies....picture this (this is a scene from a movie on DVD my
friend rented and we watched it over at my place) a man and a
woman are on a restaurant table in a chinese restaurant the male is
going to rape the woman (who is the waitress of the restaurant), the
guy grabs a handle of chopsticks and crams them up a womans crotch
(next camera shot is under the table) when the guy crams the
handful of chopsticks into her, all you see is a waterfall of
blood. |
...................... damn
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 8:18pm
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the first thing i thought when i saw that was: "i wonder if the coffee was hot when they did that..."
Then i thought about it and laughed at myself...
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Posted By: Bango
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 8:22pm
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evil_fingers wrote:
Actually Ive seen worse, the Chinese are way more brutal, they can make any Canadian and an American look like wussies....picture this (this is a scene from a movie on DVD my friend rented and we watched it over at my place) a man and a woman are on a restaurant table in a chinese restaurant the male is going to rape the woman (who is the waitress of the restaurant), the guy grabs a handle of chopsticks and crams them up a womans crotch (next camera shot is under the table) when the guy crams the handful of chopsticks into her, all you see is a waterfall of blood. |
What DVD was this?
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 8:23pm
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ItsJustMe wrote:
evil_fingers wrote:
Actually Ive seen worse, the Chinese are way more brutal, they can make any Canadian and an American look like wussies....picture this (this is a scene from a movie on DVD my friend rented and we watched it over at my place) a man and a woman are on a restaurant table in a chinese restaurant the male is going to rape the woman (who is the waitress of the restaurant), the guy grabs a handle of chopsticks and crams them up a womans crotch (next camera shot is under the table) when the guy crams the handful of chopsticks into her, all you see is a waterfall of blood. |
ew dude |
You think Im sick fer explainging that in words....checkout the movie, its an unrated foreign film produced in Hong Kong and its based on a true story bout a mass murderer that wiped out an entire family.
I alomost fergot....the title of the movie is called "the untold story" and if you think you can find it at Blockbuster Video, you can ferget it, they will not carry it...its a very graphic movie, you might be able to find it in those mom and pop video stores....or go here http://www.towerrecords.com/product.aspx?pfid=1526750 - http://www.towerrecords.com/product.aspx?pfid=1526750
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 8:32pm
What the...
I don't get it?
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 8:35pm
What dont you get my lil fwiend?
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 8:47pm
Is that supposed to be real or something? Or a reinactment..err...?
Tell me papa.
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 8:58pm
Papa lol...its based on a true story bout a mass murderer that ran a restaurant and in order to stay in business, they guy had to kill people to keep up the high demands on the meat he was cookin up fer his many dishes and theres alot more than jus the restaurant scenes, theres a scene when he gets caught and goes to a chinese prison and gets his ass whooped BIG TIME by a member of the family he wiped out.....go rent it if you can and you'll see what I mean.....WARNING: do not watch it while eating.
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 9:07pm
No i am talking about the one this guy posted. But yeah ill try and find it to rent or buy.
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 9:20pm
oh ok...well, time fer me to make my daily 7-11 run.
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Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 3:36pm
Eww that movie sounds absolutley disgusting. People for lunch... how apetizing. *barfs*
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 3:41pm
evil_fingers wrote:
Papa lol...its based on a true story bout a mass murderer that ran a restaurant and in order to stay in business, they guy had to kill people to keep up the high demands on the meat he was cookin up fer his many dishes and theres alot more than jus the restaurant scenes, theres a scene when he gets caught and goes to a chinese prison and gets his ass whooped BIG TIME by a member of the family he wiped out.....go rent it if you can and you'll see what I mean.....WARNING: do not watch it while eating. |
Is that the one where a dude gets his face cut off and it sticks to the wall.... or the girl gets her _______s cut off on a table?
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 15 October 2004 at 3:48pm
Go rent it and you'll see fer yerself on what I jus described and I can think of another movie that will make anyone hurl out what they jus had fer breakfest, lunch and dinner.
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