Can I Get a Damage Assessment?
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Topic: Can I Get a Damage Assessment?
Posted By: [FI]
Subject: Can I Get a Damage Assessment?
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:42pm
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Okay... Remember my post about that girl. We were talking in the hallway and I asked her, "You don't see too much sun, do you?" She asked why I said that, and I said, "Well, your legs are really white...I wouldn't wear a skirt that short if my legs were that white." And then I realized what I said and walked away...uh...yeah...damage assessment? ------------- Don't believe everything you think I can resist anything but temptation |
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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:43pm
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Apologize for it. Damage, out of 10. 7/10 maybe 6/10. ------------- |
Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:45pm
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dude you suck
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Posted By: [FI]
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:45pm
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Ouch...not kewl. ------------- Don't believe everything you think I can resist anything but temptation |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:48pm
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way to get the girl... lol 4/10-6/10 ------------- |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:49pm
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Game over, man, game over! |
:ShockeR_ratm: wrote:Posted By: Figment #99
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:52pm
| HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Kick dirt on her and run away. |
Posted By: boomstick
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:53pm
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wow, that was really stupid.
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:54pm
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mini skirts are good no matter the taning job but preferable with tan. ------------- 
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:59pm
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*SMACK* ------------- 
"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:01pm
[/Wayne] |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:08pm
If that girl was really smart...she would back hand (pimp slap) you like a tennis racket ....lil man you have no game at all.------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition! 
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Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:18pm
You arent kiddin man. Even I dont have game....but I am smart enough not to say something like that to a chick I like... Damage.... Can be as bad as a 9/10 if you realy dont know her, and dont appoligize or anything. Best case scinario (sp) id say 5/10 ------------- 
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Posted By: dye4dom420
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:24pm
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A lot of places...like in the
Middle East, and during the old days, people didn't like tans. That's
why you'd see(and still do see) some women carry umbrellas in the
middle of the day when the sun is out.
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Posted By: m98bigshot
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:43pm
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Wow, wait a few years 'till you grow some game...and why would you be givin' her advice on fasion? -------------  |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:44pm
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Theres alot more to a female than jus looks, do a research and find out what makes a female tick....dont look at them porn mags, those are fer more advance individuals like playas, hustlas, pimps and ballas, pick up Redbook, Cosmopolitan Think bout this....do you want a female thats down to earth, doesnt do drugs, hang wit the wrong crowd, drinks alcohol in moderation, comes from a good family, dresses up conservatively, believes in the all mighty, believes in having a family in the future and doesnt cheat behind yer back. Or do you want a ghetto girl, one that plays on yer back when yer not looking, smokes like an out of tuned engine, drinks alcohol like a Hells Angels biker member, wears mens clothing...like saggy jeans, a dirty wife beater shirt, looks like a hooker, a crackhead or a rehab/detox recepient....hmmm this one should sum it all fer the ghetto type...a woman from the Jerry Springer Show. ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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, etc. especially Cosmopolitan, I get all my info from that mag, even though its a womans mag, there are alot of useful info in there that will help you to get the woman of yer dreams and also help you stay away from those kind of women in yer worst nightmare.Posted By: Ph34r
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:49pm
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Ahh Victorian women. Whiter women are a welcome sight compared to those who use tanning beds year round to keep that gaudy orange skin tone. ------------- 
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Posted By: Darklight
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:49pm
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^^^ i will take th first one ------------- The most important part of a gun is the player behind it. |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:53pm
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Are you referring to the Down to Earth one? ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted By: Front-Assualt
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:54pm
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wow man.....prolly 6/10 but man...THINK!!! ------------- Pro/Carbine j&j ceramic Lapco Double Trigger SL-68II trigger spring |
Posted By: HondaXR
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:55pm
gg  ------------- SL68II Pro/Am 68 Carbine |
Posted By: pballa j.r.
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 4:03pm
Im afraid its not all black and white as you state it. -------------
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Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 4:04pm
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It isnt it. ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted By: keithx
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 4:05pm
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pale skin, dark hair, blue eyes.... is the only way to go.... and unless the girl was fat... you should NEVER EVER EVER try to dissuade a female from wearing a short skirt... for shame ------------- I prefer .223 over .68 --------------------- A-5 R/T Flatline w/ F/X SD shroud F/X Sniper stock Intruder Assault Foregrip SpecterGear CQB 3pt Sling Crossfire 68/4500 (coming soon) |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 4:07pm
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I am not too fond of pale skinned people but, but hey thats me. Brown Eyes Brunette hair Semi tan skin ::Drools::...hey waite i already have soemone like that. (= ------------- |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 4:12pm
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Yer blow up doll doesnt count. ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted By: Apache16
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 4:16pm
You're stupid. ------------- My markers- Tippmann 98 custom- 14" j&j ceramic, 12v revvy xboard Spyder Aggressor xt Brass Eagle Raptor ltd- 12" eagleworks ;) |
Posted By: keithx
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 4:19pm
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i like neighborhood girls in sweatpants, tims, big hoop earrings, and smoking newports.... gangggstaaaaa.... hahahhaha ------------- I prefer .223 over .68 --------------------- A-5 R/T Flatline w/ F/X SD shroud F/X Sniper stock Intruder Assault Foregrip SpecterGear CQB 3pt Sling Crossfire 68/4500 (coming soon) |
Posted By: evil_fingers
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 4:29pm
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OH GOD!!!! you jus described some of the females in my hood and they think theyre all that and a bag of chips. ------------- Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 4:30pm
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Pucker up and kiss it good bye. ------------- http://imageshack.us - [IMG - http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/857/sig9ac6cs1mj.jpg - |
Posted By: Random_Person
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 4:32pm
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I have some friendly advice for you... THINK BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, especially if your talking to a girl you like, and NEVER say anything bad about the way she looks. ------------- http://profile.xfire.com/kentuckyfriedgangsta"> 
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Posted By: [FI]
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 5:27pm
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Hey, this is why I'm FI... Dang it...black hair, brown eyes, pale skin. I didn't think it would be that bad of a thing to say. Besides, things tend to dribble out of my lips without me knowing they left...awe... (Remember the birthday thing...glad she's gone) ------------- Don't believe everything you think I can resist anything but temptation |
Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 5:47pm
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oh ya i forgot about you...yer the asshole....i don't like you
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Posted By: [FI]
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 6:15pm
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So why are you in my thread? ------------- Don't believe everything you think I can resist anything but temptation |
Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 6:46pm
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That was pretty bad, especially since it sounds like you were serious. You can get away with stuff like that if you're just kidding (or even pretend to be just kidding), but not if you're serious.
If you know how to work it right, you can actually use comments like that to your advantage... (It only works to a point though... too much and you're screwed.) ------------- 
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Posted By: matt06
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 7:00pm
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wow, sweet job blowin ur chances with her.
the walking away part made it even worse... |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 7:02pm
Hardy har har. I love her though! She is so puffy and full of air. Mad alot though, it's like she is always full of hot air. Ahaahaha....
Lol, wtf are you talkinga bout? ------------- |
Posted By: Jeremy578
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 7:09pm
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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 14 October 2004 at 7:22pm
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dude comeon. thats like......crazy stupid. ------------- 
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Posted By: [FI]
Date Posted: 16 October 2004 at 11:46am
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Well, good news is that nothing bad really happened! Yay for me! We talked and didn't even bring up the subject and she seemed happy. So I think I am in good condition. ------------- Don't believe everything you think I can resist anything but temptation |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 16 October 2004 at 11:57am
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I think you did really good. The next thing you should tell her is that one of her cup sizes looks bigger then the one. Also point out the many pimples on her face, even if they arent really there. ------------- 
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Posted By: [Mr. Smith]
Date Posted: 16 October 2004 at 12:49pm
all i can say is she got owned ------------- Proud owner of an ACE'd 2K3 matrix  |